Boxed my mate in the jaw

6541

So last night after loads of beer, my mate was slagging me, the rage came upon me, and I am trained in various fighting codes, so the slap came, was a real good one. One half of me was saying such a bad thing to do, the other was going what a great punch! He is not answering the phone now what should I do

TwoShedsJackson

Well done on using your martial arts skills when drunk. Certainly what they were intended for.

mawk

Punch yourself in the jaw in solidarity

niallam

6541 wrote: »

So last night after loads of beer, my mate was slagging me, the rage came upon me, and I am trained in various fighting codes, so the slap came, was a real good one. One half of me was saying such a bad thing to do, the other was going what a great punch! He is not answering the phone now what should I do

So your a trained fighter that hits a friend when they slag you?
Great discipline there

Brego888

You should hang your head in shame.
You know more than most that's a pathetic thing to do of you are trained in any fighting arts.

efb

Go wax the car Daniel son

smcgiff

Get yourself some counselling.

Lelantos

He'll come around.....most likely in a hospital bed from the sound of it!

SeaFields

Give up da drink.

who the fug

your mate won, you will be forever known as someone who can dish the slag but not take it.

Only thing you can do is go on the missions , maybe after 25 years you would be forgiven.

nought worse than a slagger what can't take it

6541

Thanks folks for cheering me up !! I know I was wrong and I failed to keep it together, a month of self Flagellation ahead of me.

Mr.Fred

Sit back and wait for the solicitors letter or knock at the door from the Gardai. :eek:

If you're trained in martial arts then you're responsible for using those skills and your actions. Hope your mate is the forgiving kind.

anncoates

I think you should ride your ma.

smcgiff

6541 wrote: »

Thanks folks for cheering me up !! I know I was wrong and I failed to keep it together, a month of self Flagellation ahead of me.

Btw, what slag/home truth sent you over the edge?

The only one acceptable would be ... 'you punch like a girl!'

minidazzler

6541 wrote: »

Thanks folks for cheering me up !! I know I was wrong and I failed to keep it together, a month of self Flagellation ahead of me.

Awww, the poor little baby can't take a slagging, gets all riled up over words. Remember now child, Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but a jab to the jaw will hurt you.

6541

smcgiff wrote: »

Btw, what slag/home truth sent you over the edge?

The only one acceptable would be ... 'you punch like a girl!'

Blagging all night and he put his elbow to my head in a threatening manner and instead of saying "bud relax" I slapped him, proud.com!

Defiler Of The Coffin

He might think twice before he slags you again

Esoteric_

6541 wrote: »

Blagging all night
and he put his elbow to my head in a threatening manner and instead of
saying "bud relax" I slapped him, proud.com!

It's a pretty scummy thing to be proud of losing your cool, going against your training and hurting a supposed friend. Good luck if the Gardai come knocking.

6541

Esoteric_ wrote: »

It's a pretty scummy thing to be proud of losing your cool, going against your training and hurting a supposed friend. Good luck if the Gardai come knocking.

Not proud at all, in fact I am ashamed....

Banjo String

Never happened.

Any of it.

Trolling is obvious.

OP couldn't beat snow off a rope.

Esoteric_

6541 wrote: »

Not proud at all, in fact I am ashamed....

Then why say 'proud.com?'

Defiler Of The Coffin

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Then why say 'proud.com?'

Leave him alone. The guy has a sore fist.

6541

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Then why say 'proud.com?'

I was been sarcastic...

minidazzler

6541 wrote: »

Blagging all night and he put his elbow to my head in a threatening manner and instead of saying "bud relax" I slapped him, proud.com!

Elbow to your head? :pac: Your mate obviously has no training.


What you need to do is go to his house and kick the fook out of him, and tell him if he goes to the guards you'll be back... always works, trust me bro.

Grayditch

I have my doubts about this. I can't see anything on Proud.com.

6541

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Leave him alone. The guy has a sore fist.

Thanks it was a cracker of a punch! If I was in the ring I would have been proud of it.

Nodin

6541 wrote: »

So last night after loads of beer, my mate was slagging me, the rage came upon me, and I am trained in various fighting codes, ..........

What - like forward, diagonal forward (downward) , downward and punch?

SEPT 23 1989

Dont limit your boxes to friends and family

you have a real talent go out and use it in the world

6541

He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment, so maybe I should get 200 bucks worth of beating out of him! So we will call last nights one ten euros, another 190 to go.

6541

Nodin wrote: »

What - like forward, diagonal forward (downward) , downward and punch?

Right cross to Jaw, a stunner !

6541

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Dont limit your boxes to friends and family

you have a real talent go out and use it in the world

Every now and again I do use my talent in the real world!

Nodin

6541 wrote: »

Right cross to Jaw, a stunner !

Did you do the "Hadouken" thing?

SEPT 23 1989

6541 wrote: »

He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment, so maybe I should get 200 bucks worth of beating out of him! So we will call last nights one ten euros, another 190 to go.

Yeah you would have to put him in a wheelchair for that kind of money

6541

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Yeah you would have to put him in a wheelchair for that kind of money

Ah no, it was a trained punch, enought to hurt but not fcuk ya up!

harry Bailey esq

happens with lads all the time,if he won't answer the phone tell him how sorry you are through a neutral third party,eventually he Will realise your sorry,when he does,apologize again personally and maybe treat him to a few pints if you think the pair of ye can have a civilized drink.it Will blow over in the end.no biggie.

FTA69

Nodin wrote: »

What - like forward, diagonal forward (downward) , downward and punch?

Take it easy now, there's no need to be shooting fireballs at people.

OP,

The fact is you're a complete badass. Your friend now knows this so he won't overstep the mark ever again. Also, now that you've informed everyone via the internet that you're a badass, nobody will ever f*ck with you again. Ever.

You're a legend.

Mr.Crinklewood

We should have a forum where people can confess about the lies they have posted on here.

Nodin

It's true. I was going to take the piss, but the thought of a clatter offof him made me glue me khaks to me arse.

mattjack

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

We should have a forum where people can confess about the lies they have posted on here.

Ooh ooh me first ...

SEPT 23 1989

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

happens with lads all the time,if he won't answer the phone tell him how sorry you are through a neutral third party,eventually he Will realise your sorry,when he does,apologize again personally and maybe treat him to a few pints if you think the pair of ye can have a civilized drink.it Will blow over in the end.no biggie.

and then the fists of fury make an appearance again and we are back to square one

anncoates

6541 wrote: »

He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment, so maybe I should get 200 bucks worth of beating out of him! So we will call last nights one ten euros, another 190 to go.

Why did you lend him the sum in dollars?

King of Kings

dunno as first i thought the OP was in teh wrong - but elbow to the head in a threatening manner prior to the dig , I think the OP is the victim here.

mackeire

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

happens with lads all the time,if he won't answer the phone tell him how sorry you are through a neutral third party,eventually he Will realise your sorry,when he does,apologize again personally and maybe treat him to a few pints if you think the pair of ye can have a civilized drink.it Will blow over in the end.no biggie.

ye and maybe then they can shave each others vaginas

Grayditch

6541 wrote: »

He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment

I'd like to settle his bet.

Here...

It's missing a few, but he had hospital bills.

6541

mackeire wrote: »

ye and maybe then they can shave each others vaginas

Strange chap!

The King of Moo

6541 wrote: »

Blagging all night and he put his elbow to my head in a threatening manner and instead of saying "bud relax" I slapped him, proud.com!

6541 wrote: »

He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment, so maybe I should get 200 bucks worth of beating out of him! So we will call last nights one ten euros, another 190 to go.

Jesus, I don't know why he didn't punch you!

Of course the reason for that is probably that none of this actually happened.

Or the alternative is that this stupid story is actually true, and your friend (I hate the word "mate") knew better than to hit you because you, as a wealthy trained martial artist unhappy with the crime and corruption where you live, are clearly Batman.

HowAreWe

I PUNCHED SOMEONE QUICKLY I MUST TELL THE INTERNET

6541

The King of Moo wrote: »

Jesus, I don't know why he didn't punch you!

Of course the reason for that is probably that none of this actually happened.

Or the alternative is that this stupid story is actually true, and your friend (I hate the word "mate") knew better than to hit you because you, as a wealthy trained martial artist unhappy with the crime and corruption where you live, are clearly Batman.

Obviously its my descent into madness!

heartseeker

Could you not just go round to him now with some thramil and milk tray;-)

biko

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Then why say 'proud.com?'

I think that's all the rage now for the 14s/15s.

BillyMitchel

OP I'm not one to judge without knowing the whole story so what was said? WhAt was he slagging ye about was it serious or just normal friend stuff like stuff about your ma and sisters??*


*Don't hit me!