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March 14th Steak & Blow Job Day

  • 14-03-2013 2:04pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    So today is Steak and Blow job day.

    Is it something silly, a bit of fun you can choose to take part in.
    Or is it sexist and wrong to promote it?

    What do you ladies think?

    I think it's fun and there shouldn't be any pressure, any bloke who 'demands' either would be told not a hope. But what is wrong with a bit of a saucey day?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    It's fecking steak and blowjob day in my relationship all the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Gauge


    For me, March 14th is all about the Pi.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Steak is great. Sex is great. All in all, a wonderful invention of a day. I don't see anything sexist in it whatsoever, it's all a bit of fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Won't somebody think of the cows?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Is there a similar day for us ladies? ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Is there a similar day for us ladies? ;)

    Muff and Muffin day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Is there a similar day for us ladies? ;)

    Valentines Day :pac:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Valentines Day :pac:

    Deffo a way of de-commercialising Valentine's! :)

    Much like V day, S&B day shouldn't be just once a year, you should show the man in your life that you care all year round. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,512 ✭✭✭baby and crumble


    Nah, Valentines is about romance, today is about sex. There's no equivalent sex day for us ladies, mores the pity! Although in a lesbian relationship I don't know who would be the one getting 'treated'

    Pretty much a win-win though, really! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Deffo a way of de-commercialising Valentine's! :)

    Much like V day, S&B day shouldn't be just once a year, you should show the man in your life that you care all year round. :P
    That's what HE said! :)


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Nah, Valentines is about romance, today is about sex. There's no equivalent sex day for us ladies, mores the pity! Although in a lesbian relationship I don't know who would be the one getting 'treated'

    Pretty much a win-win though, really! ;)

    The aim of S&B day has always been to be like a man's version of V-Day. Working off the stereotypes that girls want romance and men sex!

    Pity we don't celebrate V-day in my relationship though! I didn't demand romance (I hate it!!!) therefore he can't demand sex! :-D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Cant wait for Fish and lick out day...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭meeeeh


    I don't do valentines, mothers, women's or any other day. I doubt I'll be cooking steak today either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Quality wrote: »
    Cant wait for Fish and lick out day...

    Cake and Cunnilingus Day April 14th ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Seriously it is a mans world..

    I am not offended by it,,I find it quite funny,, I know my boss said it to the male colleagues today, (while the females were making the coffee).

    I text my husband to get pork chops for dinner...:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Emm...is there, like a list, ermm... or anything I have to, y'know sign up on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭doctorwhogirl


    Feck off!?!

    I literally just had a steak...


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    well now, you know what's next doctorwhogirl ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,103 ✭✭✭misslt


    Feck off!?!

    I literally just had a steak...

    You know what you have to do now so! :P

    I treat it as a bit of fun, don't think it's sexist. It's probably only fair given the fuss that can be made about valentines day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    Totally just a bit of a laugh I'd think. A tongue-in-cheek (ooh, vicar! :pac:) response to Valentine's.
    Something not to take seriously from either angle (ok, I'll stop now! :D) - as in, it shouldn't become an event that people feel obliged to abide by (which is what Valentine's can be) nor something to be offended by. I doubt either, especially the first one, was the original intention.

    Although I saw a bit of a backlash on Twitter re Her.ie's item today on the perfect lip products for embracing the day - probably just meant humorously, but seeing as it's a publication lacking in humour... or any personality really, it doesn't sit right IMO. Has a Malibu Stacy "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! Aheeheeheehee!" feel to it. At least the website's male counterpart Joe.ie can be funny and irreverent and somewhat witty (even though I know lots of lads hate it for its cliched laddishness).

    http://www.her.ie/story/pucker-up-the-pout-perfecting-products-that-will-blow-his-mind-865539


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Madam_X wrote: »

    MINT flavour lip balm? Hope he's not the sensitive type!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    V-Day is banned in my house, but this year I told OH about Steak & Oral Sex day and he's all kinds of excited that I'll be cooking steak :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    MINT flavour lip balm? Hope he's not the sensitive type!
    Oh a bit of mild mint is the absolute biz for such pursuits. :pac:


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *tingles*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I don't eat steak, so I'm making baked cod for dinner.

    He's gonna enjoy it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    Mod;

    Melion, post deleted. Keep it light hearted and a bit of fun without the rudeness :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    I've joked about this with herself a few years now.

    If I get either \0/
    If I get both \:D/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    I've as much interest in reading Nutz then I would her.ie

    And really it's about choice, if I choose to take part in the smutty fun of today then it's my choice and I certainly wouldn't do cos the internet or some man on the internet told me I should.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    It's a bit of a laugh sure!

    Ain't no one going getting any steaks off me, I won't cook no dead cow mmhmmm!

    Blow-jobs are grand though.


    Wow, I sound classy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭shoos


    I kind of feel sorry for men when I hear "steak and blowjob" day, it's selling themselves a bit short isn't it? Kind of going along with the whole idea the only thing men care about is their stomachs and their willies. Like if women created a new day for ourselves I'd be a bit miffed if it's "shoes and shopping day!!!".

    But I guess if it's a joke and men aren't really bothered by it, then it's fine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭meeeeh


    Because of utter contempt I have for Valentine's I actually think men are better off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    I've never heard of this day anywhere outside Boards to be honest! It's pi day all over Facebook.

    I am intrigued when guys boast about getting a BJ though. I just feel sorry for them if it's that rare an occurrence that they feel the need to mention it :-D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    A good bj is a thing of wonder.

    There should be compulsory classes when you come of age. There is nothing worse than a woman (or man if that's you thing) with absolutely no sense of cock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    A good bj is a thing of wonder.

    There should be compulsory classes when you come of age. There is nothing worse than a woman (or man if that's you thing) with absolutely no sense of cock.

    Only if there's equality and everyone has to take it.

    Edit: Just saw my unintended pun there. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    A good bj is a thing of wonder.

    There should be compulsory classes when you come of age. There is nothing worse than a woman (or man if that's you thing) with absolutely no sense of cock.

    Only if the are comparable classes to please women.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    I text my boyfriend last year on this day and he thought it meant I was on my period!?! I was barely able to console myself to reply with what it actually meant. He was disappointed that he went 27 years without ever knowing about it :p

    I think it's a bit of fun tbh. Even though I definitely treat the OH on V-Day, I'm sure some guys could feel like it's very much flowers/chocolates/dinner for the lady.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Morag wrote: »

    Only if the are comparable classes to please women.

    Well, how about we start with something easier? :D

    But yes, a cunnilingus master class would be acceptable. I imagine the average sense of vagina is poor.

    Back OT, S&BJ day is only a bit of a laugh, a reference to how men are different. Women want romance, valentines day, men are happy with a slab of cow and a sloppy one.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Pfft!

    I'd much prefer oral sex to a gammy bunch of flowers.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Abram Faint Advisor


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Pfft!

    I'd much prefer oral sex to a gammy bunch of flowers.

    I don't think they'd taste very nice


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Well, how about we start with something easier? :D

    But yes, a cunnilingus master class would be acceptable. I imagine the average sense of vagina is poor.

    Back OT, S&BJ day is only a bit of a laugh, a reference to how men are different. Women want romance, valentines day, men are happy with a slab of cow and a sloppy one.

    I'd rather the steak and the fiddle, tbh.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    I'd like a Beer and Cunny day instead of the displays of showmance that is Valentines.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    If your a sad single fooker like myself it's **** and pot-noodle day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    If your a sad single fooker like myself it's **** and pot-noodle day.

    Aka Thursday. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    Well, how about we start with something easier? :D

    But yes, a cunnilingus master class would be acceptable. I imagine the average sense of vagina is poor.
    .


    Yes, esp as the vagina is completely internal and the external genitals of a woman is known as the vulva.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭julias_jewel


    I thinks its a bit of a laugh.... OH always makes an effort for me on v-day so il do it for him....

    We went for a meal last night and obviously he got the steak... But walking back to the car i vomited (im pregnant) he was crestfallen....

    Will have to make it up to him!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    Damn I missed it :(


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,430 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    March the 14th is a what now????

    Looks at date.......................God damn it to &*^&*% ****!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,908 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    A good bj is a thing of wonder.

    There should be compulsory classes when you come of age. There is nothing worse than a woman (or man if that's you thing) with absolutely no sense of cock.

    No such thing as a bad one tbh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,904 ✭✭✭✭ted1


    mfceiling wrote: »
    No such thing as a bad one tbh...
    Oh there is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    That awkward moment when you arrive home and your mam is cooking a steak and your dad is in bed "resting".


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