What's your favourite Oxymoron?

The Barefoot Pizza Thief · 03-03-2013 9:04pm #1

Just ordered a take-away as half the threads on AH have me famished and noticed that something I ordered was an oxymoron:

Jumbo Shrimp.

So that would be my choice, what's yours?

Akrasia · 03-03-2013 9:09pm

The Barefoot Pizza Thief wrote: »

Just ordered a take-away as half the threads on AH have me famished and noticed that something I ordered was an oxymoron:

Jumbo Shrimp.

So that would be my choice, what's yours?

new and improved. Which is it, new or improved?

Cereal Number · 03-03-2013 9:10pm

My big cock

weemcd · 03-03-2013 9:12pm

Loyalist Culture

Jo King · 03-03-2013 9:14pm

Garda Intelligence.

coolhull · 03-03-2013 9:15pm

beef burger

Lumbo · 03-03-2013 9:17pm

almost exactly :rolleyes:

carlmango11 · 03-03-2013 9:17pm

Akrasia wrote: »

new and improved. Which is it, new or improved?

I bought the new miPhone, it's definitely an improvement over the last version.

Makes sense no?

Bipolar Joe · 03-03-2013 9:17pm

Fun run.

EDIT: Also media ethics.

baaah · 03-03-2013 9:17pm

the living dead

the silence was deafening

Pherekydes · 03-03-2013 9:17pm

Health minister Mary Harney/James Reilly

Zomg Okay · 03-03-2013 9:17pm

Audible silence.

My name is URL · 03-03-2013 9:18pm

Anarchism Rules!

The Barefoot Pizza Thief · 03-03-2013 9:21pm

My second choice would be: Same difference.

Lawless2k12 · 03-03-2013 9:21pm

Exact estimate

or

Microsoft works

Lingua Franca · 03-03-2013 9:23pm

Slightly pregnant.

Padkir · 03-03-2013 9:23pm

The Barefoot Pizza Thief wrote: »

Just ordered a take-away as half the threads on AH have me famished and noticed that something I ordered was an oxymoron:

Jumbo Shrimp.

So that would be my choice, what's yours?

You're an oxymoron!!

mbur · 03-03-2013 9:25pm

Ordinary decent criminals

ITS_A_BADGER · 03-03-2013 9:39pm

free money

HTML5! · 03-03-2013 9:40pm

After Hours is part of a discussion forum.

TheOldHand · 03-03-2013 9:40pm

Jo King wrote: »

Garda Intelligence.

Ha good to see plenty of people are still buying that one. We're a right crowd of thickos alright. We know nothing at all.

byhookorbycrook · 03-03-2013 9:41pm

Mature student

ATM machine

Johro · 03-03-2013 9:42pm

Enda Kenny.
Oh.. I thought you said poxy moron.

Moll'll fix it · 03-03-2013 9:43pm

definitely maybe

Dwork · 03-03-2013 9:44pm

Specialists in general Building works.
Every time I see a van signwritten with the word "Specialists in :" and a big list of stuff after it, I have a chuckle.

Mr Benevolent · 03-03-2013 9:46pm

Fianna Fail

I always say the second word in English.

Lawless2k12 · 03-03-2013 9:47pm

Happy Woman...

Redjeep! · 03-03-2013 9:48pm

Regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland.

Johro · 03-03-2013 9:48pm

Ever noticed that it's simply impossible to find seriously funny oxymorons online? The only choice is to ask one of those paid volunteers at the library – the ones in the long-sleeved T-shirts – for an original copy of some obviously obscure documents that were found missing amongst some paperwork almost exactly one hundred years ago.

http://www.fun-with-words.com/oxymora.html