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What's your favourite Oxymoron?

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

Just ordered a take-away as half the threads on AH have me famished and noticed that something I ordered was an oxymoron:

Jumbo Shrimp.

So that would be my choice, what's yours?

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osarusan

TheOldHand wrote: »

That's not an Oxymoron. There is another word for that type of language redundancy.

Tautology.

Chucken

One size fits all.

No. It. Does. Not.

TheOldHand

Johro wrote: »

?
Oh I get ya now.
Automated Teller Machine machine.

That's not an Oxymoron. There is another word for that type of language redundancy.

Aquagakka

Fitted sheets.

Johro

byhookorbycrook wrote: »

Mature student

ATM machine

?
Oh I get ya now.
Automated Teller Machine machine.

mathepac

My name is URL wrote: »

Anarchism Rules!

Anarchy (yawns) or maybe you mean anachronism.

efb

almost never

RhubarbCrumble

Fun size mars bar.

Johro

Ever noticed that it's simply impossible to find seriously funny oxymorons online? The only choice is to ask one of those paid volunteers at the library – the ones in the long-sleeved T-shirts – for an original copy of some obviously obscure documents that were found missing amongst some paperwork almost exactly one hundred years ago.

http://www.fun-with-words.com/oxymora.html

Redjeep!

Regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland.

Lawless2k12

Happy Woman...

Mr Benevolent

Fianna Fail

I always say the second word in English.

Dwork

Specialists in general Building works.
Every time I see a van signwritten with the word "Specialists in :" and a big list of stuff after it, I have a chuckle.

Moll'll fix it

definitely maybe

Johro

Enda Kenny.
Oh.. I thought you said poxy moron.

byhookorbycrook

Mature student

ATM machine

TheOldHand

Jo King wrote: »

Garda Intelligence.

Ha good to see plenty of people are still buying that one. We're a right crowd of thickos alright. We know nothing at all.

HTML5!

After Hours is part of a discussion forum.

ITS_A_BADGER

free money

mbur

Ordinary decent criminals

Padkir

The Barefoot Pizza Thief wrote: »

Just ordered a take-away as half the threads on AH have me famished and noticed that something I ordered was an oxymoron:

Jumbo Shrimp.

So that would be my choice, what's yours?