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What's your favourite Oxymoron?

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

Just ordered a take-away as half the threads on AH have me famished and noticed that something I ordered was an oxymoron:

Jumbo Shrimp.

So that would be my choice, what's yours?

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Akrasia

The Barefoot Pizza Thief wrote: »

Just ordered a take-away as half the threads on AH have me famished and noticed that something I ordered was an oxymoron:

Jumbo Shrimp.

So that would be my choice, what's yours?

new and improved. Which is it, new or improved?

My big cock

Loyalist Culture

Garda Intelligence.

beef burger

almost exactly :rolleyes:

carlmango11

Akrasia wrote: »

new and improved. Which is it, new or improved?

I bought the new miPhone, it's definitely an improvement over the last version.

Makes sense no?

Bipolar Joe

Fun run.

EDIT: Also media ethics.

baaah

the living dead

the silence was deafening

Pherekydes

Health minister Mary Harney/James Reilly

Zomg Okay

Audible silence.

My name is URL

Anarchism Rules!

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

My second choice would be: Same difference.

Lawless2k12

Exact estimate

or

Microsoft works

Lingua Franca

Slightly pregnant.

Padkir

The Barefoot Pizza Thief wrote: »

Just ordered a take-away as half the threads on AH have me famished and noticed that something I ordered was an oxymoron:

Jumbo Shrimp.

So that would be my choice, what's yours?

You're an oxymoron!!

mbur

Ordinary decent criminals

ITS_A_BADGER

free money

HTML5!

After Hours is part of a discussion forum.

TheOldHand

Jo King wrote: »

Garda Intelligence.

Ha good to see plenty of people are still buying that one. We're a right crowd of thickos alright. We know nothing at all.

byhookorbycrook

Mature student

ATM machine

Johro

Enda Kenny.
Oh.. I thought you said poxy moron.

Moll'll fix it

definitely maybe

Dwork

Specialists in general Building works.
Every time I see a van signwritten with the word "Specialists in :" and a big list of stuff after it, I have a chuckle.

Mr Benevolent

Fianna Fail

I always say the second word in English.

Lawless2k12

Happy Woman...

Redjeep!

Regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland.

Johro

Ever noticed that it's simply impossible to find seriously funny oxymorons online? The only choice is to ask one of those paid volunteers at the library – the ones in the long-sleeved T-shirts – for an original copy of some obviously obscure documents that were found missing amongst some paperwork almost exactly one hundred years ago.

http://www.fun-with-words.com/oxymora.html

RhubarbCrumble

Fun size mars bar.

efb

almost never