Everything gives you cancer

Celly Smunt

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

Stop hijacking the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzM0_0g6YpE

:pac:

Serious tumer of cancer bats growing in this thread! could be terminal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYq0TZOeQQ

tin79

Sometimes radiation gives you cancer.

Sometimes radiation can cure your cancer.

Its a topsy turvy world.

Sure even too much water or oxygen will kill ya.

C.K Dexter Haven

davet82 wrote: »

*anyone who takes the piss out of my ranting thread will get cancer*

*takes piss*




























Aaaaaagggghhhhhhhh

It's true- OP gives you cancer :mad:

mattjack

dan1895 wrote: »

Everything in moderation as said above and you'll be grand

That 'moderation' must be a dump of a pace.I'm glad I don't know where it is.

bullets

Growing up I was told the Ink from Florescent highlighter pens/markers caused cancer and not to get the ink on your skin.

Also there was a scare about Washing Up Liquid and to wear rubber gloves.
Supposedly it was OK when diluted but a cancer risk if you exposed your skin to the concentrated liquid.

Then there was the Microwave causing cancer if you were too close to it
and your food being bad for you if its Nuked. And the mobile phones melting your brain despite men keeping them in their pockets right next to their ball sacks.

I remember a film from the late 80's or 90's that featured time travel where some blonde haired women and a fella used to travel back in time and take people from planes that were due to crash mid flight to harvest their body organs and replace the bodies with cadavers. There was an interesting twist
to the story where the Blonde wan used to need to smoke constantly when she traveled back in the past in order to breath cos in the future the air pollution was so bad human's lungs had adapted to all the crap in the air and could no longer handle clean air...cant remember the name of the film.

~B

Annasopra

super_furry wrote: »

Is that "newspaper" you're opening the Daily Mail. If so, then yes, everything does give you cancer - http://dailymailoncology.tumblr.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

--Kaiser--

When I read about the evils of <insert supposed carcinogen here>, I gave up reading

FearDark

This thread gave me cancer.

chughes

Everything gives you cancer. Joe Jackson said so back in the 1980's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDAkmfoAgA

Capt'n Midnight

you could avoid things that give you cancer

like oxygen www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6646012

then avoid bananas because they contain radioactive potassium
once you've done that it's time to remove the potassium from inside your cells too.

'tis best to avoid cosmic rays , living down the bottom of a salt mine might help except for the 'ol radium or potassium or whatnot in the rocks



or you could just accept that while the universe is trying to kill you it hasn't gone into full exploding neutron star mode yet

or go backpacking in Oz where they have swimming knives and you won't have to worry about living long enough to get cancer

tdv123

Rhythm gives you serious cancer.

IM0

this just in... life causes death!! :eek:

Sky King

davet82 wrote: »

cancer gives you cancer..

This is pretty well documented in fairness