Everything gives you cancer

davet82

Everytime I open up a newspaper they've discovered another thing that gives you cancer. I read in the space of two weeks, two different articles in the same paper, one linking vitamin c as way to protect yourself from cancer and then the other article linking too much of it to another type of cancer....

Arrggggghhhhhhh!!!

Red meat gives you cancer, salt gives you cancer, dairy gives you cancer, phones give you cancer, cancer gives you cancer... everything gives you cancer!

I'm guessing they just dont fcuking know what gives you cancer?


*anyone who takes the piss out of my ranting thread will get cancer*

simply simple

davet82 wrote: »

Everytime I open up a newspaper they've discovered another thing that gives you cancer. I read in the space of two weeks, two different articles in the same paper, one linking vitamin c as way to protect yourself from cancer and then the other article linking too much of it to another type of cancer....

Arrggggghhhhhhh!!!

Red meat gives you cancer, salt gives you cancer, dairy gives you cancer, phones give you cancer, cancer gives you cancer... everything gives you cancer!

I'm guessing they just dont fcuking know what gives you cancer?


*anyone who takes the piss out of my ranting thread will get cancer*

And we cant sue meat and cheese and salt to make us suffer. If your thread gives someone cancer chances are that someone here may sue you:P

Zombienosh

davet82 wrote: »

Everytime I open up a newspaper

OH GOD,YOU OPENED A NEWSPAPER?!!!
haven't you heard? those things give you cancer.

frag420

I heard you can get it from bats, Cancer Bats!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u-FQ-AzrUkc

I bet broccoli doesn't.

Captain Chaos

Giving oral gives you cancer. For men anyway.

Where To

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

I bet broccoli doesn't.

Depends what you do with it.

Fromthetrees

Just take up smoking 30 cigs a day and you get to choose what cancer you get,

like a bosss. :cool:

daveyeh

Deleted User wrote: »

I bet broccoli doesn't.

It does if you smoke it.

super_furry

Is that "newspaper" you're opening the Daily Mail. If so, then yes, everything does give you cancer - http://dailymailoncology.tumblr.com/

davet82

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Giving oral gives you cancer. For men anyway.

you just ruined my day

seven_eleven

I think people misunderstand when they read about these things.
I probably have a vague understanding of it myself but I think excess of almost anything will be a contributing factor to increased cancer risk, and heart disease, etc.

Its the fact that these products, usually processed and laced with crazy ass chemicals that the body does not need increase the risk probably by a miniscule amount.

Take it in moderation and you'll be grand.

Freddy Smelly

my gf's father has terminal cancer the sun gave it to him (melanoma aka skin cancer) which spread to his brain (brain tumours)

Lapin

Watching The Late Late Show gives you cancer.

Captain Chaos

davet82 wrote: »

you just ruined my day

Did you have a honey pot booked for your side order tonight?

davet82

Lapin wrote: »

Watching The Late Late Show gives you cancer.

Eh no it doesn't!

Its been proven that its actually Ryan Tubridy that gives you the cancer

somefeen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFACtHNVan4

dan1895

Everything in moderation as said above and you'll be grand

Rented Mule

I am going to ruin your day OP.

Age is the #1 contributor to getting cancer. The longer you live, the more likely you're going to get cancer.

Penn

If I had a Euro for every time I read about something that gave you cancer, I'd have cancer from the amount of Euro coins I had

davet82

Rented Mule wrote: »

I am going to ruin your day OP.

Age is the #1 contributor to getting cancer. The longer you live, the more likely you're going to get cancer.

oil of olay maybe?

Baneblade

reading the daily mail gives you cancer

simply simple

davet82 wrote: »

oil of olay maybe?

dont you know oil causes cancer?

Roger_007

Worrying about what gives you cancer gives you cancer!

dan1895

Rented Mule wrote: »

I am going to ruin your day OP.

Age is the #1 contributor to getting cancer. The longer you live, the more likely you're going to get cancer.

Ergo: living gives you cancer

davet82

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Did you have a honey pot booked for your side order tonight?

I'm still not talking to you btw :P

hal9000

Baneblade wrote: »

reading the daily mail gives you cancer

The daily mail is cancer!

Kichote

Some things can only give you cancer in the State of California so its best to steer clear of that place

Celly Smunt

frag420 wrote: »

I heard you can get it from bats, Cancer Bats!!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u-FQ-AzrUkc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8M4L8VnlkA

Tunnnne!

Just Like Heaven

pmcmahon wrote: »

Stop hijacking the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzM0_0g6YpE

:pac:

Sadderday

to be honest i'd say the air we breathe is riddled with chemicals and all sorts that contribute to diseases and cancers and all that so eat what ya want, its roulette you'll get it or you won't

don't fix it if it ain't broken