Everything gives you cancer

Everytime I open up a newspaper they've discovered another thing that gives you cancer. I read in the space of two weeks, two different articles in the same paper, one linking vitamin c as way to protect yourself from cancer and then the other article linking too much of it to another type of cancer....

Arrggggghhhhhhh!!!

Red meat gives you cancer, salt gives you cancer, dairy gives you cancer, phones give you cancer, cancer gives you cancer... everything gives you cancer!

I'm guessing they just dont fcuking know what gives you cancer?


*anyone who takes the piss out of my ranting thread will get cancer*