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In A and E under observation for the night ... Bored

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    #32
    Chuck Stone
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    IM0 wrote: »
    under observation for ?

    AIDS


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    #33
    BBDBB
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    AIDS



    the bad kind of Aids?


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    #34
    Ihatecuddles-old
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »

    [SIZE="6"]AIDS[/SIZE]

    Aaah I'm deaf syndrome?


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    #35
    Lando Griffin
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    Not to be Public Sector bashing but can you count the amount of staff who are there and the amount of staff who are actually working.


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    #36
    Truncheon Rouge
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 388 ✭✭Truncheon Rouge


    Whats it this time .... the hoover attachment or the coke bottle.

    Next time tie a string on it so you can pull it back out.


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    #37
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,376 ✭✭✭cml387


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Not to be Public Sector bashing but can you count the amount of staff who are there and the amount of staff who are actually working.

    I can practically guarantee that at this time of night 100% of them will be working 150%.


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    #38
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    john_cappa wrote: »
    Hydrolic block splitter caused a block to explode and knocked me out.

    Will lol about it assuming I don't end up half deaf for good!

    An exploding block :eek:

    It hit a knot maybe?


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    #39
    holystungun9
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    johnty56 wrote: »
    OP I have absolutely no medical training but it sounds like serious brain damage to the auditory cortex... a bang to the head you say... to the side of the head?

    Yeah, I just googled the above and I can confirm that my colleague is correct. I have sourced some medication from Botswana and Uzbekistan which should have you sorted out with a couple of days. I will email the link so that you can order it. Soon you'll be back out and hacking down trees for firewood like a man possessed.


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    #40
    mfceiling
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    Here we go then...

    J C as he's known to you
    Got a smack on the head with a 4 by 2
    Saturday night and guess where he's at
    In A and E cause he'd no hard hat

    Will he be ok we want to know
    It's like something you'd see on a tv show
    Kept in hospital in case he gets worse
    He might get a tug from a nice male nurse


    *bows to audience....exits stage left*


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    #41
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,376 ✭✭✭cml387


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Yeah, I just googled the above and I can confirm that my colleague is correct. I have sourced some medication from Botswana and Uzbekistan which should have you sorted out with a couple of days. I will email the link so that you can order it. Soon you'll be back out and hacking down trees for firewood like a man possessed.

    It wasn't the hacking of trees, it was the use of some hydraulic contraption that caused the damage.

    No good can come of this witchcraft. Go back to the axe. The AXE I tell ye.


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    #42
    Chucken
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    cml387 wrote: »
    It wasn't the hacking of trees, it was the use of some hydraulic contraption that caused the damage.

    No good can come of this witchcraft. Go back to the axe. The AXE I tell ye.

    But they're great yokes :(


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    #43
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    AIDS
    BBDBB wrote: »
    the bad kind of Aids?

    Super ebola super c0ck eating super aids that make wu tang killer bees (with itchy furry bodies) hatch out of the tip of your pee pee. I'll be honest...it doesn't look good.


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    #44
    john_cappa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    Chucken wrote: »
    An exploding block :eek:

    It hit a knot maybe?

    Just a really dry hard block! Lots of downward pressure then bang! Block flew in two directions!


    The poems are epic !


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    #45
    miller50841
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    Here's Johny


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    #46
    joe stodge
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    Around 2am on a Saturday night is when shít gets real in a&e sit back and watch the madness unfold.


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    #47
    GalwayGuy2
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    May have danger **** behind curtain!

    Oh when I was in A and E...


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    #48
    Bruthal
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    Grayson wrote: »
    1/3 of all people who enter hospital die.






    I'm kidding.




    It's 2/3
    Its 3/3 really.


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    #49
    Heroditas
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    Just think of all the compo and how you'll spend it!


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    #50
    holystungun9
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    cml387 wrote: »
    It wasn't the hacking of trees, it was the use of some hydraulic contraption that caused the damage.

    No good can come of this witchcraft. Go back to the axe. The AXE I tell ye.

    A friend asked Chuck Norris to help him chop wood in the forest near his home.

    Norris agreed, and the two headed off into the forest.

    After a few minutes, Norris turned to his buddy and said, "Hey - what's the axe for?"


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    #51
    Godsentme
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    john_cappa wrote: »
    Also I am a Pussy and fainted when took blood.

    Oh, so you're in An Animal A&E then?


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    #52
    cml387
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    joe stodge wrote: »
    Around 2am on a Saturday night is when shít gets real in a&e sit back and watch the madness unfold.

    That will be the flashmob we're organising.

    When you think it's all getting beyond a joke and the girl is vomiting in the wastebasket, they'll all start a little choreographed dance which will be on Youtube within the hour. Just play along. Or even better, join in.


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    #53
    miller50841
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    Last time I was in A&E for getting a box in the eye somehow I fell asleep while still bleeding from just above the eye.
    Was confused when a nurse was standing in front of me cause she was actually good looking. Sorry ugly nurses.


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    #54
    Chucken
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    Heroditas wrote: »
    Just think of all the compo and how you'll spend it!


    Yes! Great idea. He can sue himself.


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    #55
    C.K Dexter Haven
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    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Super ebola super c0ck eating super aids that make wu tang killer bees (with itchy furry bodies) hatch out of the tip of your pee pee. I'll be honest...it doesn't look good.

    If there's no John Hurt Voiceover, then no need to worry OP.:pac:


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    #56
    Fr_Dougal
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    john_cappa wrote: »
    Hydrolic block splitter caused a block to explode and knocked me out.

    Will lol about it assuming I don't end up half deaf for good!

    Sounds like Lupus...


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    #57
    Witchie
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    Fr_Dougal wrote: »

    Sounds like Lupus...

    It's never Lupus


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    #58
    C.K Dexter Haven
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    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Sounds like Lupus...

    Ned? Ned Ryerson?


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    #59
    Heroditas
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    Chucken wrote: »
    Yes! Great idea. He can sue himself.


    An he needs one of those ambulance chasing legal types. I'm sure they can blame the manufacturer, or the tree!!


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    #60
    crazygirl101
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    i guarantee people wouldn't be giving out about the nurses if they were the ones needing help from them!


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    #61
    Chucken
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    crazygirl101 wrote: »
    i guarantee people wouldn't be giving out about the nurses if they were the ones needing help from them!

    I think 1 person said something stupid about nurses.

    Now, we need to educate people on health and safety measures when using log splitters.


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