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In A and E under observation for the night ... Bored

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  • 09-02-2013 11:46pm
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    john_cappa
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    As above ! Some be funny and entertain me pls


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I'm still not Robbie Williams


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    Sparks43
    Registered Users Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    I hear the vomiting bug is doing the rounds again.

    Enjoy :D


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    DrumSteve
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    Unplug your heart monitor.


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    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    So how many fckin bored people are there on AH tonite?:mad:


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    john_cappa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    Quality of nurses is piss poor! Them new grads should be working for 20% less ! Looking forward to drunk idiots later !


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    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    So how many fckin bored people are there on AH tonite?:mad:

    The IFTAs are on telly, so loads!
    Anyway OP, it's Saturday night, another 2 hours to pub closing time, A&E is probably about to get much more entertaining if you can stick it out...


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    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    john_cappa wrote: »
    As above ! Some be funny and entertain me pls

    1/3 of all people who enter hospital die.






    I'm kidding.




    It's 2/3


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    tempnam
    Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭tempnam


    john_cappa wrote: »
    As above ! Some be funny and entertain me pls

    In A & E on a Saturday night and you're bored??? Give it a couple of hours til the pubs are closing - you'll be well entertained then!


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    BBDBB
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    bed bath for the patient in ward 6 please


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    HTML5!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭HTML5!


    Just the one or two today was it?


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    admiralofthefleet
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    the itch will go away in a few days


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    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    under observation for ?


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    john_cappa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    May have danger **** behind curtain!


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    keith16
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    Disappointing that brummytom is not the OP.


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    john_cappa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    IM0 wrote: »
    under observation for ?

    Head injury, gone deaf in one ear after getting a slap of a piece of timber !


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    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,788 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Jesus i hope you're ok OP.

    Drop the hand on the next nurse you see..........you never know....he might like it..


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    johnty56
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭johnty56


    OP I have absolutely no medical training but it sounds like serious brain damage to the auditory cortex... a bang to the head you say... to the side of the head?


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    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    john_cappa wrote: »
    Head injury, gone deaf in one ear after getting a slap of a piece of timber !

    So, timbers another word for cock then ;)

    Actually A&E's not bad. Staff are usually quite friendly. And in the morning you'll have student nurses to help you ;)


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    miller50841
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭miller50841


    Hi john hope nothing to serious as was watching the film Dawn of the DEAD, & 28 days later hope it goes well for you and you dont wake up to zombies.

    Sleep well mate:eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    john cappa is in A and E,
    For observation of a head injury,
    He was foolish and hit his head
    Now hes stuck in a hospital bed


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    [Deleted User]
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    john_cappa wrote: »
    Head injury, gone deaf in one ear after getting a slap of a piece of timber !

    Sure 'tis your own fault for picking a fight with some wood. Those bastards fight dirty.


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    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »
    john cappa is in A and E,
    For observation of a head injury,
    He was foolish and hit his head
    Now hes stuck in a hospital bed

    Something something something dead?







    Only having the craic with yez!


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    john_cappa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »
    john cappa is in A and E,
    For observation of a head injury,
    He was foolish and hit his head
    Now hes stuck in a hospital bed

    Lolled hard!


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    john_cappa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    Also I am a pussy and fainted when took blood.


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    miller50841
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭miller50841


    Maybe the male nurse was so hot you fainted


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    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭cml387


    Are you a cricketer?
    I discount the possibility that you play hurling because it's Saturday.


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    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    john_cappa wrote: »
    Lolled hard!

    Guessing the DEAD version wasn't as amusing. sorry :o

    john_cappa had some wood
    Thought he couldn't but then he could
    Batter that fcker into matches
    Now he's covered in splinters and patches
    Oh John, you and your silly ways.
    Hope you're not in there for days.
    An extra couplet to make you smirk
    Ask the night nurse to give your wood a jerk.


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    miller50841
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭miller50841


    He had words with a plank and the plank won


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    Bruthal
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    john_cappa wrote: »
    Also I am a pussy and fainted when took blood.

    Most of them give blood regularly


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    #31
    john_cappa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    cml387 wrote: »
    Are you a cricketer?
    I discount the possibility that you play hurling because it's Saturday.

    Hydrolic block splitter caused a block to explode and knocked me out.

    Will lol about it assuming I don't end up half deaf for good!


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