In A and E under observation for the night ... Bored

john_cappa

As above ! Some be funny and entertain me pls

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I'm still not Robbie Williams

Sparks43

I hear the vomiting bug is doing the rounds again.

Enjoy

DrumSteve

Unplug your heart monitor.

C.K Dexter Haven

So how many fckin bored people are there on AH tonite?:mad:

john_cappa

Quality of nurses is piss poor! Them new grads should be working for 20% less ! Looking forward to drunk idiots later !

Wise Old Elf

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

So how many fckin bored people are there on AH tonite?:mad:

The IFTAs are on telly, so loads!
Anyway OP, it's Saturday night, another 2 hours to pub closing time, A&E is probably about to get much more entertaining if you can stick it out...

Grayson

john_cappa wrote: »

As above ! Some be funny and entertain me pls

1/3 of all people who enter hospital die.






I'm kidding.




It's 2/3

tempnam

john_cappa wrote: »

As above ! Some be funny and entertain me pls

In A & E on a Saturday night and you're bored??? Give it a couple of hours til the pubs are closing - you'll be well entertained then!

BBDBB

bed bath for the patient in ward 6 please

HTML5!

Just the one or two today was it?

admiralofthefleet

the itch will go away in a few days

IM0

under observation for ?

john_cappa

May have danger **** behind curtain!

keith16

Disappointing that brummytom is not the OP.

john_cappa

IM0 wrote: »

under observation for ?

Head injury, gone deaf in one ear after getting a slap of a piece of timber !

mfceiling

Jesus i hope you're ok OP.

Drop the hand on the next nurse you see..........you never know....he might like it..

johnty56

OP I have absolutely no medical training but it sounds like serious brain damage to the auditory cortex... a bang to the head you say... to the side of the head?

Grayson

john_cappa wrote: »

Head injury, gone deaf in one ear after getting a slap of a piece of timber !

So, timbers another word for cock then

Actually A&E's not bad. Staff are usually quite friendly. And in the morning you'll have student nurses to help you

miller50841

Hi john hope nothing to serious as was watching the film Dawn of the DEAD, & 28 days later hope it goes well for you and you dont wake up to zombies.

Sleep well mate:eek::eek::eek::eek:

ITS_A_BADGER

john cappa is in A and E,
For observation of a head injury,
He was foolish and hit his head
Now hes stuck in a hospital bed

john_cappa

john_cappa wrote: »

Head injury, gone deaf in one ear after getting a slap of a piece of timber !

Sure 'tis your own fault for picking a fight with some wood. Those bastards fight dirty.

holystungun9

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

john cappa is in A and E,
For observation of a head injury,
He was foolish and hit his head
Now hes stuck in a hospital bed

Something something something dead?







Only having the craic with yez!

john_cappa

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

john cappa is in A and E,
For observation of a head injury,
He was foolish and hit his head
Now hes stuck in a hospital bed

Lolled hard!

john_cappa

Also I am a pussy and fainted when took blood.

miller50841

Maybe the male nurse was so hot you fainted

cml387

Are you a cricketer?
I discount the possibility that you play hurling because it's Saturday.

holystungun9

john_cappa wrote: »

Lolled hard!

Guessing the DEAD version wasn't as amusing. sorry

john_cappa had some wood
Thought he couldn't but then he could
Batter that fcker into matches
Now he's covered in splinters and patches
Oh John, you and your silly ways.
Hope you're not in there for days.
An extra couplet to make you smirk
Ask the night nurse to give your wood a jerk.

miller50841

He had words with a plank and the plank won

Bruthal

john_cappa wrote: »

Also I am a pussy and fainted when took blood.

Most of them give blood regularly

john_cappa

cml387 wrote: »

Are you a cricketer?
I discount the possibility that you play hurling because it's Saturday.

Hydrolic block splitter caused a block to explode and knocked me out.

Will lol about it assuming I don't end up half deaf for good!

Chuck Stone

IM0 wrote: »

under observation for ?

AIDS

BBDBB

Chuck Stone wrote: »

AIDS

the bad kind of Aids?

Ihatecuddles-old

Chuck Stone wrote: »

[SIZE="6"]AIDS[/SIZE]

Aaah I'm deaf syndrome?

Lando Griffin

Not to be Public Sector bashing but can you count the amount of staff who are there and the amount of staff who are actually working.

Truncheon Rouge

Whats it this time .... the hoover attachment or the coke bottle.

Next time tie a string on it so you can pull it back out.

cml387

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Not to be Public Sector bashing but can you count the amount of staff who are there and the amount of staff who are actually working.

I can practically guarantee that at this time of night 100% of them will be working 150%.

Chucken

john_cappa wrote: »

Hydrolic block splitter caused a block to explode and knocked me out.

Will lol about it assuming I don't end up half deaf for good!

An exploding block :eek:

It hit a knot maybe?

holystungun9

johnty56 wrote: »

OP I have absolutely no medical training but it sounds like serious brain damage to the auditory cortex... a bang to the head you say... to the side of the head?

Yeah, I just googled the above and I can confirm that my colleague is correct. I have sourced some medication from Botswana and Uzbekistan which should have you sorted out with a couple of days. I will email the link so that you can order it. Soon you'll be back out and hacking down trees for firewood like a man possessed.

mfceiling

Here we go then...

J C as he's known to you
Got a smack on the head with a 4 by 2
Saturday night and guess where he's at
In A and E cause he'd no hard hat

Will he be ok we want to know
It's like something you'd see on a tv show
Kept in hospital in case he gets worse
He might get a tug from a nice male nurse


*bows to audience....exits stage left*

cml387

holystungun9 wrote: »

Yeah, I just googled the above and I can confirm that my colleague is correct. I have sourced some medication from Botswana and Uzbekistan which should have you sorted out with a couple of days. I will email the link so that you can order it. Soon you'll be back out and hacking down trees for firewood like a man possessed.

It wasn't the hacking of trees, it was the use of some hydraulic contraption that caused the damage.

No good can come of this witchcraft. Go back to the axe. The AXE I tell ye.

Chucken

cml387 wrote: »

It wasn't the hacking of trees, it was the use of some hydraulic contraption that caused the damage.

No good can come of this witchcraft. Go back to the axe. The AXE I tell ye.

But they're great yokes

holystungun9

Chuck Stone wrote: »

AIDS

BBDBB wrote: »

the bad kind of Aids?

Super ebola super c0ck eating super aids that make wu tang killer bees (with itchy furry bodies) hatch out of the tip of your pee pee. I'll be honest...it doesn't look good.

john_cappa

Chucken wrote: »

An exploding block :eek:

It hit a knot maybe?

Just a really dry hard block! Lots of downward pressure then bang! Block flew in two directions!


The poems are epic !

miller50841

Here's Johny

joe stodge

Around 2am on a Saturday night is when shít gets real in a&e sit back and watch the madness unfold.

GalwayGuy2

May have danger **** behind curtain!

Oh when I was in A and E...

Bruthal

Grayson wrote: »

1/3 of all people who enter hospital die.






I'm kidding.




It's 2/3

Its 3/3 really.

Heroditas

Just think of all the compo and how you'll spend it!

holystungun9

cml387 wrote: »

It wasn't the hacking of trees, it was the use of some hydraulic contraption that caused the damage.

No good can come of this witchcraft. Go back to the axe. The AXE I tell ye.

A friend asked Chuck Norris to help him chop wood in the forest near his home.

Norris agreed, and the two headed off into the forest.

After a few minutes, Norris turned to his buddy and said, "Hey - what's the axe for?"

Godsentme

john_cappa wrote: »

Also I am a Pussy and fainted when took blood.

Oh, so you're in An Animal A&E then?