Have you urinated in the kitchen sink?

Mr.Crinklewood · 31-01-2013 7:38pm #1

Just wondering...

Ranicand · 31-01-2013 7:38pm

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Just wondering...

No sure I don't now where you live it must have been yourself.

BBDBB · 31-01-2013 7:39pm

its all right, I moved the dishes to one side first

Wacker The Attacker · 31-01-2013 7:40pm

BBDBB wrote: »

its all right, I moved the dishes to one side first

You mean you didnt lick all the slash off the plate when you were done?

MadsL · 31-01-2013 7:42pm

No, but I am hiding in your hotpress.

Where To · 31-01-2013 7:42pm

Not sure but I have my suspicions.

kfallon · 31-01-2013 7:42pm

Nearly did it a few weeks ago, flatmate in the bog prob turning out a big turd and I was bursting, trying to think sexy thoughts to stave the piss off with a boner, no joy.

No empty bottles, was prob just gonna open the back door and piss all over the patio and then he came out of the jax, that was the most enjoyable piss I ever had! Twas piss but it could have been jizz tbh

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 7:42pm

I peed in the bath before ...my ex was on the toilet and I was dying to go.

lintdrummer · 31-01-2013 7:42pm

The poll is rigged! This isn't a democracy, it's a massacre of the innocent electorate!

Mr.Crinklewood · 31-01-2013 7:43pm

No

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I peed in the bath before ...my ex was on the toilet and I was dying to go.

Do your exs often call around to pee?

Ranicand · 31-01-2013 7:44pm

lintdrummer wrote: »

The poll is rigged! This isn't a democracy, it's a massacre of the innocent electorate!

Yes the vote is a total fix not even a TURD option.

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 7:45pm

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Do your exs often call around to pee?

Ha funny...he was my boyfriend at the time! Probably left me because I pissed in the bath...

biko · 31-01-2013 7:46pm

No

I was drunk

youtheman · 31-01-2013 7:47pm

Not at home ........BUT......................

was at a 'Thin Lizzy' concert in the RDS is the '80s. At the intermission everone headed for the jacks. Stood at the back of the queue, and gradually worked my way to the front, cheek to jowl with the guys on either side. When I got to the top I was presented with a sink, and at that stage I couldn't back out,

So I only ever pis5ed in the sink once, and in my defence I'm citing 'peer pressure'.

kfallon · 31-01-2013 7:47pm

I did piss in the sink once, it was an accident, I don't usually piss when taking a dump :pac:

kfallon · 31-01-2013 7:48pm

biko wrote: »

I was drunk

Better than the wardrobe tbh, you're a thinking man's drunk

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 31-01-2013 7:48pm

No

Yuuup, and it's not even the worst place that I have done it.

3ndahalfof6 · 31-01-2013 7:49pm

Only when I am having a wash in it, that is all.

kfallon · 31-01-2013 7:50pm

Stealth Recce wrote: »

Yuuup, and it's not even the worst place that I have done it.

I smell an enormous sense of pride off that post

chughes · 31-01-2013 7:50pm

I'd be afraid to do this. I'd say OH would throw the kitchen sink at me if I did.

longshanks · 31-01-2013 7:50pm

No

Not in my own kitchen sink.

3ndahalfof6 · 31-01-2013 7:54pm

Where is the, none of your fooking business option, that is all.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 31-01-2013 7:55pm

No

kfallon wrote: »

I smell an enormous sense of pride off that post

Pride and a bang of chickatees! :P

1ZRed · 31-01-2013 8:03pm

Yup but that's not where I meant to do it tho.

I was verrrry drunk and trying to fill an empty beer bottle to "take the piss" (heh :pac:) out of some poor bastard (who was really a dickhead).

All in all, the hole of a beer bottle is very small and I couldn't do it so it was like shaking a bottle of coke, except it was piss. Lucky I was over the sink.. mostly.

Did I mention I was very drunk??

greedygoblin · 31-01-2013 8:06pm

I always wondered at the meaning behind the phrase "to throw everything but the kitchen sink" at something. I suppose it could come in handy for emergencies. Not that i have, mind you. Though the fireplace; now thats a completely different story...

kfallon · 31-01-2013 8:06pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Yup but that's not where I meant to do it tho.

I was verrrry drunk and trying to fill an empty beer bottle to "take the piss" (heh :pac:) out of some poor bastard (who was really a dickhead).

All in all, the hole of a beer bottle is very small and I couldn't do it so it was like shaking a bottle of coke, except it was piss. Lucky I was over the sink.. mostly.

Did I mention I was very drunk??

So you couldn't aim your prick very well at a small enough hole......I wouldn't like to be your next boyfriend :pac:

staker · 31-01-2013 8:12pm

No

Trick is to wash it down before the yellow stains dry in:o

KTRIC · 31-01-2013 8:15pm

Had to piss in the bathroom sink a couple of months ago when the toilet blocked up. Pulled the stopper out and let it fly straight down the drain. No harm done

orestes · 31-01-2013 8:19pm

Nope, but I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink by my landlady while living in Amsterdam. She waited two weeks and then booted me out with no notice on the morning of Queens Day (think Dutch Paddys day) so all the hostels were full, fun times.

My little brother once pissed in the microwave while hammered, one of the strangest things I've ever seen. My dad made him scrub it the next morning, then when he was finished he chucked it out and made him buy a new one.

1ZRed · 31-01-2013 8:27pm

kfallon wrote: »

So you couldn't aim your prick very well at a small enough hole......I wouldn't like to be your next boyfriend :pac:

Prefer the lads that can hit your spot with ease, is it? :P

My bf doesn't complain too much about it

dr.bollocko · 31-01-2013 9:05pm

The f*cking poll is public.

It's a trap!

Rebelkell · 31-01-2013 9:08pm

I'll see your kitchen sink and raise you the parents&#55357;&#56865;

castletownman · 31-01-2013 9:13pm

No

I showed a remarkable talent one night after coming home drunk when I managed to fill a pint glass to the rim with piss, stop mid-flow, get to the sink with my pants around my ankles without spilling a drop (from the bladder or the glass), empty the glass and proceed to fill the glass to the top again. All because my brother was using the jacks at the time, and I thought it too unhygenic to go in the sink.

Proud moment.

Auldloon · 31-01-2013 9:15pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I peed in the bath before ...my ex was on the toilet and I was dying to go.

Woah there a minute. You were in the bath and you're ex was on the toilet!!!! This deserves a thread of its own and a has anyone taken a dumb next to you poll!

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 9:19pm

Auldloon wrote: »

Woah there a minute. You were in the bath and you're ex was on the toilet!!!! This deserves a thread of its own and a has anyone taken a dumb next to you poll!

I was desperate....he used to wait until I was in the shower and open the door from the outside, sneak in and do a poo. I'm really sensitive to smells, so I'd have to run out of the shower, soaking wet and slipping on my hole, gagging with every step.

Weird relationship. He used to record it from the toilet while laughing his ass off.

Auldloon · 31-01-2013 9:20pm

Lol public poll

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Wibbly Wobbly Wonder · 31-01-2013 9:21pm

There we have, 34% of people who use boards are what we already knew

Auldloon · 31-01-2013 9:22pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I was desperate....he used to wait until I was in the shower and open the door from the outside, sneak in and do a poo. I'm really sensitive to smells, so I'd have to run out of the shower, soaking wet and slipping on my hole, gagging with every step.

Weird relationship. He used to record it from the toilet while laughing his ass off.

This door he used open.....I'm really hoping you don't mean the shower door! If you do please lie!!!

Auldloon · 31-01-2013 9:23pm

Wibbly Wobbly Wonder wrote: »

There we have, 34% of people who use boards are what we already knew

Re-reg?

charlemont · 31-01-2013 9:24pm

No

Indeed I have. I lived in a hovel in which the toilet was on another floor, An awful kip, It was a large cold bathroom, Clear glass window too and an old bath with the shower hose connected to the taps,
It had a second toilet in a cubicle in the corner too which wasn't the healthiest when it came to privacy and this is where the neighbour comes into it, A very strange man, He would undergo a transformation at evening time and turn into George Michael, Hassling anyone who uses the toilet with shíte-talk about the day's gambling results and fantastical stories about how he took on Sinn Fein/IRA when he worked in the bloody Gresham.

Imagine sitting on the bowl and listening to that rubbish from the cubicle, Hearing him farting and straining.... **** that.

How convenient it was for me that the sink in my bedsit was right next to the bed..:)

Ush1 · 31-01-2013 9:24pm

It's the pissing in the shower question that separates the men from the boys!

Skylinehead · 31-01-2013 9:28pm

Ush1 wrote: »

It's the pissing in the shower question that separates the men from the boys!

Everyone's probably pissed in the shower though. :pac:

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 9:29pm

Auldloon wrote: »

This door he used open.....I'm really hoping you don't mean the shower door! If you do please lie!!!

No, the bathroom door...he used to get bread, beans and messy food and throw them at me while I showered too.

Then he'd have to clean it from the drain.

johnnycarrick · 31-01-2013 9:31pm

Never in a kitchen sink, but on the top deck of the last night bus home in London once, I was bursting. I filled a plastic bottle and threw the bottle out of the window. Then I heard the screaming. It had bounced off the head of a Chinese girl getting off at the bus stop and soaked her. The look on her face was priceless. We were in hysterics looking out the back window of the bus as it pulled away.

orestes · 31-01-2013 9:33pm

Ush1 wrote: »

It's the pissing in the shower question that separates the men from the boys!

Shower? Men? Boys?

Dude, we already lost this one. To a lady. Who pissed in the bath. With an audience. Who was taking a shit. And the whole thing was recorded.

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

he used to get bread, beans and messy food and throw them at me while I showered too.

I bloody love the internet.

ITS_A_BADGER · 31-01-2013 9:37pm

pissed in the sink in the jacks when i was a teenager at a disco because i was drunk and there was only one toilet in the crappy small hall where it was being held

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 9:43pm

orestes wrote: »

Shower? Men? Boys?

Dude, we already lost this one. To a lady. Who pissed in the bath. With an audience. Who was taking a shit. And the whole thing was recorded.

I bloody love the internet.

Think its pretty clear I'm no lady. I'm too honest. Yay for anonymity

johnnycarrick · 31-01-2013 10:43pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Think its pretty clear I'm no lady. I'm too honest. Yay for anonymity

Zoe Coyle from Sandyford is that you?

Lenin Skynard · 31-01-2013 10:48pm

No

Of course I have. Am I supposed to piss into the fridge or something? I'm not a bleedin' animal.

SouthTippBass · 31-01-2013 11:03pm

No

I love the way some people have elaborate explanations for why a situation forced them to piss in the sink. I did it just for the buzz of pissing in the sink.

Nippledragon · 31-01-2013 11:43pm

No

"And you, Gobsh1te, wash them dishes when you're finished" :pac:

Pissed out a third floor window once, was absolutely arshe-holed

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