Have you urinated in the kitchen sink?

Rebelkell · 31-01-2013 10:08PM

I'll see your kitchen sink and raise you the parents&#55357;&#56865;

castletownman · 31-01-2013 10:13PM

No

I showed a remarkable talent one night after coming home drunk when I managed to fill a pint glass to the rim with piss, stop mid-flow, get to the sink with my pants around my ankles without spilling a drop (from the bladder or the glass), empty the glass and proceed to fill the glass to the top again. All because my brother was using the jacks at the time, and I thought it too unhygenic to go in the sink.

Proud moment.

Auldloon · 31-01-2013 10:15PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I peed in the bath before ...my ex was on the toilet and I was dying to go.

Woah there a minute. You were in the bath and you're ex was on the toilet!!!! This deserves a thread of its own and a has anyone taken a dumb next to you poll!

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 10:19PM

Auldloon wrote: »

Woah there a minute. You were in the bath and you're ex was on the toilet!!!! This deserves a thread of its own and a has anyone taken a dumb next to you poll!

I was desperate....he used to wait until I was in the shower and open the door from the outside, sneak in and do a poo. I'm really sensitive to smells, so I'd have to run out of the shower, soaking wet and slipping on my hole, gagging with every step.

Weird relationship. He used to record it from the toilet while laughing his ass off.

Auldloon · 31-01-2013 10:20PM

Lol public poll

Dirt bags hall of shame
Aquagakka, biko, Brego888, Cahir Bass Player, carzony, charlemont, darragh_haven, darrcow, dilallio, Dravokivich, Gloomtastic!, LeBash, longshanks, markie29, melekalikimaka, miralize, Mr.Crinklewood, Nippledragon, Plumella, Son0vagun, SouthTippBass, staker, Stealth Recce, stop animal cruelty, Temptamperu, thefishone

Wibbly Wobbly Wonder · 31-01-2013 10:21PM

There we have, 34% of people who use boards are what we already knew

Auldloon · 31-01-2013 10:22PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I was desperate....he used to wait until I was in the shower and open the door from the outside, sneak in and do a poo. I'm really sensitive to smells, so I'd have to run out of the shower, soaking wet and slipping on my hole, gagging with every step.

Weird relationship. He used to record it from the toilet while laughing his ass off.

This door he used open.....I'm really hoping you don't mean the shower door! If you do please lie!!!

Auldloon · 31-01-2013 10:23PM

Wibbly Wobbly Wonder wrote: »

There we have, 34% of people who use boards are what we already knew

Re-reg?

charlemont · 31-01-2013 10:24PM

No

Indeed I have. I lived in a hovel in which the toilet was on another floor, An awful kip, It was a large cold bathroom, Clear glass window too and an old bath with the shower hose connected to the taps,
It had a second toilet in a cubicle in the corner too which wasn't the healthiest when it came to privacy and this is where the neighbour comes into it, A very strange man, He would undergo a transformation at evening time and turn into George Michael, Hassling anyone who uses the toilet with shíte-talk about the day's gambling results and fantastical stories about how he took on Sinn Fein/IRA when he worked in the bloody Gresham.

Imagine sitting on the bowl and listening to that rubbish from the cubicle, Hearing him farting and straining.... **** that.

How convenient it was for me that the sink in my bedsit was right next to the bed..:)

Ush1 · 31-01-2013 10:24PM

It's the pissing in the shower question that separates the men from the boys!

Skylinehead · 31-01-2013 10:28PM

Ush1 wrote: »

It's the pissing in the shower question that separates the men from the boys!

Everyone's probably pissed in the shower though. :pac:

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 10:29PM

Auldloon wrote: »

This door he used open.....I'm really hoping you don't mean the shower door! If you do please lie!!!

No, the bathroom door...he used to get bread, beans and messy food and throw them at me while I showered too.

Then he'd have to clean it from the drain.

johnnycarrick · 31-01-2013 10:31PM

Never in a kitchen sink, but on the top deck of the last night bus home in London once, I was bursting. I filled a plastic bottle and threw the bottle out of the window. Then I heard the screaming. It had bounced off the head of a Chinese girl getting off at the bus stop and soaked her. The look on her face was priceless. We were in hysterics looking out the back window of the bus as it pulled away.

orestes · 31-01-2013 10:33PM

Ush1 wrote: »

It's the pissing in the shower question that separates the men from the boys!

Shower? Men? Boys?

Dude, we already lost this one. To a lady. Who pissed in the bath. With an audience. Who was taking a shit. And the whole thing was recorded.

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

he used to get bread, beans and messy food and throw them at me while I showered too.

I bloody love the internet.

ITS_A_BADGER · 31-01-2013 10:37PM

pissed in the sink in the jacks when i was a teenager at a disco because i was drunk and there was only one toilet in the crappy small hall where it was being held

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 10:43PM

orestes wrote: »

Shower? Men? Boys?

Dude, we already lost this one. To a lady. Who pissed in the bath. With an audience. Who was taking a shit. And the whole thing was recorded.

I bloody love the internet.

Think its pretty clear I'm no lady. I'm too honest. Yay for anonymity

johnnycarrick · 31-01-2013 11:43PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Think its pretty clear I'm no lady. I'm too honest. Yay for anonymity

Zoe Coyle from Sandyford is that you?

Lenin Skynard · 31-01-2013 11:48PM

No

Of course I have. Am I supposed to piss into the fridge or something? I'm not a bleedin' animal.

SouthTippBass · 01-02-2013 12:03AM

No

I love the way some people have elaborate explanations for why a situation forced them to piss in the sink. I did it just for the buzz of pissing in the sink.

Nippledragon · 01-02-2013 12:43AM

No

"And you, Gobsh1te, wash them dishes when you're finished" :pac:

Pissed out a third floor window once, was absolutely arshe-holed

rambutman · 01-02-2013 12:58AM

i have urinated in a sink full of dishes in a high end restaurant...........the door to the kitchen was beside the door to the toilet........i suffered some sort of black out (on foot) and got the two confused

SouthTippBass · 01-02-2013 01:05AM

No

SouthTippBass wrote: »

I love the way some people have elaborate explanations for why a situation forced them to piss in the sink. I did it just for the buzz of pissing in the sink.

rambutman wrote: »

i have urinated in a sink full of dishes in a high end restaurant...........the door to the kitchen was beside the door to the toilet........i suffered some sort of black out (on foot) and got the two confused

Sure you did buddy :rolleyes:

Kerplunk124 · 01-02-2013 01:23AM

No

Only when im drunk and want a change

Bad Santa · 01-02-2013 01:30AM

When drunk, sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uywu-sKE-a8

uch · 01-02-2013 02:46AM

No

When needs must, why not?

uch · 01-02-2013 02:49AM

No

In Fairness there's not many place's I have'nt pissed

syklops · 01-02-2013 02:54AM

No

Stealth Recce wrote: »

Pride and a bang of chickatees! :P

Theres a bang of chickatees off you.

Dravokivich · 06-02-2013 09:24AM

No

Auldloon wrote: »

Lol public poll

Dirt bags hall of shame
Aquagakka, biko, Brego888, Cahir Bass Player, carzony, charlemont, darragh_haven, darrcow, dilallio, Dravokivich, Gloomtastic!, LeBash, longshanks, markie29, melekalikimaka, miralize, Mr.Crinklewood, Nippledragon, Plumella, Son0vagun, SouthTippBass, staker, Stealth Recce, stop animal cruelty, Temptamperu, thefishone

Would you of rather'd we pissed in the corner of the room? Times are though when you gotta go and some woman is hogging up the jacks putting on her face.

keithclancy · 06-02-2013 10:10AM

Did any of you ever get sick in the sink and when it blocked up you tried to push it through the holes so when that didn't work out, instead you had to scoop it all out with your hand into the bin and then ended up making a mess so just left and pretended someone else did .... ?

I.E. Come out and tell the most drunk hungover guy that hes a disgusting f*ck.

Then leave?

..............

Me neither .........

Cantona's Collars · 06-02-2013 11:19AM

Has anyone done this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2lxktJBVJA

Have you urinated in the kitchen sink?

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