Have you urinated in the kitchen sink?

Mr.Crinklewood · 31-01-2013 08:38PM #1

Just wondering...

Ranicand · 31-01-2013 08:38PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Just wondering...

No sure I don't now where you live it must have been yourself.

BBDBB · 31-01-2013 08:39PM

its all right, I moved the dishes to one side first

Wacker The Attacker · 31-01-2013 08:40PM

BBDBB wrote: »

its all right, I moved the dishes to one side first

You mean you didnt lick all the slash off the plate when you were done?

MadsL · 31-01-2013 08:42PM

No, but I am hiding in your hotpress.

Where To · 31-01-2013 08:42PM

Not sure but I have my suspicions.

kfallon · 31-01-2013 08:42PM

Nearly did it a few weeks ago, flatmate in the bog prob turning out a big turd and I was bursting, trying to think sexy thoughts to stave the piss off with a boner, no joy.

No empty bottles, was prob just gonna open the back door and piss all over the patio and then he came out of the jax, that was the most enjoyable piss I ever had! Twas piss but it could have been jizz tbh

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 08:42PM

I peed in the bath before ...my ex was on the toilet and I was dying to go.

lintdrummer · 31-01-2013 08:42PM

The poll is rigged! This isn't a democracy, it's a massacre of the innocent electorate!

Mr.Crinklewood · 31-01-2013 08:43PM

No

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I peed in the bath before ...my ex was on the toilet and I was dying to go.

Do your exs often call around to pee?

Ranicand · 31-01-2013 08:44PM

lintdrummer wrote: »

The poll is rigged! This isn't a democracy, it's a massacre of the innocent electorate!

Yes the vote is a total fix not even a TURD option.

Ihatecuddles-old · 31-01-2013 08:45PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Do your exs often call around to pee?

Ha funny...he was my boyfriend at the time! Probably left me because I pissed in the bath...

biko · 31-01-2013 08:46PM

No

I was drunk

youtheman · 31-01-2013 08:47PM

Not at home ........BUT......................

was at a 'Thin Lizzy' concert in the RDS is the '80s. At the intermission everone headed for the jacks. Stood at the back of the queue, and gradually worked my way to the front, cheek to jowl with the guys on either side. When I got to the top I was presented with a sink, and at that stage I couldn't back out,

So I only ever pis5ed in the sink once, and in my defence I'm citing 'peer pressure'.

kfallon · 31-01-2013 08:47PM

I did piss in the sink once, it was an accident, I don't usually piss when taking a dump :pac:

kfallon · 31-01-2013 08:48PM

biko wrote: »

I was drunk

Better than the wardrobe tbh, you're a thinking man's drunk

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 31-01-2013 08:48PM

No

Yuuup, and it's not even the worst place that I have done it.

3ndahalfof6 · 31-01-2013 08:49PM

Only when I am having a wash in it, that is all.

kfallon · 31-01-2013 08:50PM

Stealth Recce wrote: »

Yuuup, and it's not even the worst place that I have done it.

I smell an enormous sense of pride off that post

chughes · 31-01-2013 08:50PM

I'd be afraid to do this. I'd say OH would throw the kitchen sink at me if I did.

longshanks · 31-01-2013 08:50PM

No

Not in my own kitchen sink.

3ndahalfof6 · 31-01-2013 08:54PM

Where is the, none of your fooking business option, that is all.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 31-01-2013 08:55PM

No

kfallon wrote: »

I smell an enormous sense of pride off that post

Pride and a bang of chickatees! :P

1ZRed · 31-01-2013 09:03PM

Yup but that's not where I meant to do it tho.

I was verrrry drunk and trying to fill an empty beer bottle to "take the piss" (heh :pac:) out of some poor bastard (who was really a dickhead).

All in all, the hole of a beer bottle is very small and I couldn't do it so it was like shaking a bottle of coke, except it was piss. Lucky I was over the sink.. mostly.

Did I mention I was very drunk??

greedygoblin · 31-01-2013 09:06PM

I always wondered at the meaning behind the phrase "to throw everything but the kitchen sink" at something. I suppose it could come in handy for emergencies. Not that i have, mind you. Though the fireplace; now thats a completely different story...

kfallon · 31-01-2013 09:06PM

1ZRed wrote: »

Yup but that's not where I meant to do it tho.

I was verrrry drunk and trying to fill an empty beer bottle to "take the piss" (heh :pac:) out of some poor bastard (who was really a dickhead).

All in all, the hole of a beer bottle is very small and I couldn't do it so it was like shaking a bottle of coke, except it was piss. Lucky I was over the sink.. mostly.

Did I mention I was very drunk??

So you couldn't aim your prick very well at a small enough hole......I wouldn't like to be your next boyfriend :pac:

staker · 31-01-2013 09:12PM

No

Trick is to wash it down before the yellow stains dry in:o

KTRIC · 31-01-2013 09:15PM

Had to piss in the bathroom sink a couple of months ago when the toilet blocked up. Pulled the stopper out and let it fly straight down the drain. No harm done

orestes · 31-01-2013 09:19PM

Nope, but I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink by my landlady while living in Amsterdam. She waited two weeks and then booted me out with no notice on the morning of Queens Day (think Dutch Paddys day) so all the hostels were full, fun times.

My little brother once pissed in the microwave while hammered, one of the strangest things I've ever seen. My dad made him scrub it the next morning, then when he was finished he chucked it out and made him buy a new one.

1ZRed · 31-01-2013 09:27PM

kfallon wrote: »

So you couldn't aim your prick very well at a small enough hole......I wouldn't like to be your next boyfriend :pac:

Prefer the lads that can hit your spot with ease, is it? :P

My bf doesn't complain too much about it

dr.bollocko · 31-01-2013 10:05PM

The f*cking poll is public.

It's a trap!

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