How do you greet someone on a date ?

badabing106

Is a one armed hug okay ?

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badabing106 wrote: »

Is a one armed hug okay ?

Grab them by the fanny and shake.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

High 5 and a slap on the ass!

Or

A gentle hand shake and peck on the cheek

Angelica Refined Fleece

Angelica Refined Fleece wrote: »

Grab them by the fanny and shake.

Normally a 2nd or 3rd date kinda thing...

donvito99

How's your father?

Then she says, "You're grand, aren't ya?"

And I say, yes.

El Guapo!

badabing106 wrote: »

Is a one armed hug okay ?

Depends on what you're doing with the other arm.

BBDBB

can you help me up?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sacramento wrote: »

Normally a 2nd or 3rd date kinda thing...

It's cool when you are cousins though.

Gummy Panda

"The gee on you..."

BEASTERLY

badabing106 wrote: »

Is a one armed hug okay ?

Dissecting a disastrous night are we?

I await the thread titled, "Is dessert an OK time to produce the bottle of lube?".

BBDBB

hmmm, you arent as pretty as your facebook picture

mark renton

badabing106 wrote: »

Is a one armed hug okay ?

And reach in for the wallet with the other?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Is it too late to say a one arm tug is okay, yes?

A firm handshake is the only way.

staker

Angelica Refined Fleece wrote: »

Grab them by the fanny and shake.

Like a 6-pack?

BBDBB

hello, this is my mother

Larianne

badabing106 wrote: »

Is a one armed hug okay ?

Only allowed if you have indeed, one arm.

Sky King

It depends on the date.

If it's April 1st you should play an amusing prank on them.

BBDBB

I hope you like ferrets......I couldnt leave him, he's not well

Chuck Stone

Can you loan me €50?

BUBBLE WRAP

OP, you must go with the belly bounce.

old hippy

If it's a lady, raise your hat in greeting and take her hand in yours, if you dare and kiss it. Remark on how you are "simply delighted" to see her.

If it's a chap, give him a playful soft blow to the shoulder and/or wrestle him to the ground whilst talking about the "game" today.

foxinsox

Hand down the trousers?









No?



Ok :-/

whiskeyman

"Before we start, what's your rate again?"

WumBuster

A peck on the cheek should be fine

BBDBB

OMG Nooooooo

what are the chances we'd both be wearing the same dress :eek:

StudentDad

How would you greet anyone in a proper social situation? Basic rules of social interaction would apply surely. Ignore the idea of it being a 'date,' pretend it's just another lunch/dinner date etc and go from there. If you are a bloke and you come across like a dog in heat, most women will go, 'I'm out of here, bye, bye.' If you come across as a normal, level headed man who knows who he is, is confident - not an arrogant tosser - and is happy in his own skin. I think that's the way to go. If she likes you grand, if she doesn't equally grand.

SD

bluecode

Sorry I'm late. Got off at the wrong bus stop despite living here all my life. Doh! Isn't the rain awful?

Eleven years later we're happily married.

Czarcasm

foxinsox wrote: »

Hand down the trousers?









No?



Ok :-/

Be gentle, it's not made of rubber!

1ZRed

Czarcasm wrote: »

Be gentle, it's not made of rubber!

Kinda depends on the rubber doesn't it :pac:

Yillan

".... I've made a huge mistake"

Czarcasm

1ZRed wrote: »

Kinda depends on the rubber doesn't it :pac:

Rubbing someone up the wrong way though can have disastrous consequences for a date! :pac:

efb

mines bigger- I'm top

Big Nasty

Start off with 'Howeya doin'?' and finish it off with 'on your face or in your ass?'

Larianne

This is the correct answer -

Stealth Recce wrote: »

A gentle hand shake and peck on the cheek

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Larianne wrote: »

This is the correct answer -

/Gentleman

1ZRed

Czarcasm wrote: »

Rubbing someone up the wrong way though can have disastrous consequences for a date! :pac:

so don't be so hasty to slip a finger 'round the back on the first date :P

old hippy

Remember to place your cape upon the puddle, lest the lady should inconvenience her footwear. Hold open the door of her carriage, as she returns to her residence, no later than the hour upon which has been decided in writing by her papa or mater. Allow a period of perhaps one to two months to pass before suggesting a second date. Be more adventurous this time round and have the butler prepare a handsome picnic. Or a trip to the dancehall. This season it is not considered scandalous behaviour to modestly gyrate to the latest waltz.

If you beau is a handsome young buck, gad around town raising merry but polite hell with the chap and enjoy some brandy and cigars at a gentlemen's club of taste and decorum. Be sure to end the pleasant evening wrestling naked by the fireside to enrich your masculinity and promote an enormous sense of well being.

smellsfunny

you immediatly pounce and go for her funny area. Not a finger but the whole fist and get it right up their. It really eases the tension.

Sent from HTC Desire on 02 from Mountjoy prison.

TheUsual

Wow, your photoshop skills are level 11.

*true story*

Ruudi_Mentari

With your eyes, like Charlie Chaplin never actually speak.. this could prove detrimental trip over your cane; maybe. Like funny, sweet man bedazzled

Cee-Jay-Cee

badabing106 wrote: »

Is a one armed hug okay ?

Have you only got one arm? If not then dont be so lazy and use both. Lazy fecker.

smellsfunny

If ever in doubt just ask yourself What would charlie sheen do.

Itwasntme.

This thread needs a sprinkling of female aggression for flavour: I usually grab the man's crotch and ask, 'how's it hanging?'

old hippy

Itwasntme. wrote: »

This thread needs a sprinkling of female aggression for flavour: I usually grab the man's crotch and ask, 'how's it hanging?'

You, sir, are a WOMAN :eek:

Bad Santa

"Sorry I'm late. Had to go to an Internet Cafe to print out the Group On voucher."

Itwasntme.

old hippy wrote: »

You, sir, are a WOMAN :eek:

The 'sir' in your post is said with such conviction that I hesitated for a second and felt my crotch area. It was with great relief that I noted the absence of balls.

old hippy

Itwasntme. wrote: »

The 'sir' in your post is said with such conviction that I hesitated for a second and felt my crotch area. It was with great relief that I noted the absence of balls.

With such a shocking approach to the genre of dating, I daresay it won't be too long before you do find a pair of gentlemen's dumplings 'twixt your perfumed garden :eek:

I was not aware that women had access to the internet; perhaps you are a sufferagette or some kind of anarchist?

Itwasntme.

old hippy wrote: »

With such a shocking approach to the genre of dating, I daresay it won't be too long before you do find a pair of gentlemen's dumplings 'twixt your perfumed garden :eek:

I was not aware that women had access to the internet; perhaps you are a sufferagette or some kind of anarchist?

The men must like my approach to dating seeing as the bit in bold happens quite often .

Suffragette is quite right my good man- burned bras, unrestrained bosoms and all.

old hippy

Itwasntme. wrote: »

The men must like my approach to dating seeing as the bit in bold happens quite often .

Suffragette is quite right my good man- burned bras, unrestrained bosoms and all.

Madame, I hope you keep your bosoms in check, should ever our paths collide. Apart from the frightfully inclement weather, the mere sight of uncovered womanly flesh can send a gentle chap into paroxysms. Cousin Delia was seen dining in a fashionable restaurant with a neckline that can only be described as "plunging" and the casualties from that fallout were massive. Cleavage should remain strapped down or in the paintings adorning the walls of galleries and museums, my good lady.

I think I need that brandy, now. The mere thought of unbridled melons has me come over all queer and floundering.

Fromthetrees

Just stick out the tongue, no lips, just tongue, no touching, just tongue, no winking, just tongue yeh ya got the idea.