Lick ass co workers

sfwcork

I have a new german byor on my team.Shes only part of the team 3 weeks but im starting to think shes a khoont

She doesnt talk to any of the team and goes out of her way to kiss managements ass and attempt to mix with them

If she was infront of us she wouldnt even hold the door,but if a manager was behind her she would wait holding the door

Funny thing is that kissing managers ass will get her nowhere

Have you worked with people who just love a good ass lick

Celly Smunt

Being Ireland,kissing arse gets you everywhere.

doubleyoubee

sfwcork wrote: »

Have you worked with people who just love a good ass lick

Apart from the time I went on tour with the pet shop boys?

castletownman

A German kissing an Irish person's arse makes a refreshing change from the opposite!

Fox_In_Socks

Politics is the way to go. There are a few in our company who work it. One guy was in our department only a couple of weeks before he introduced himself to management, calling into the CEO, on first name terms with all the people with the power. Secured himself a promotion.

The greatest politikers are also the greatest bull****ters. This guy also got a disciplinary warning a few weeks later for doing something so stupid that the company had to cover it up, but his bull**** saved him.


Onto bigger and better things now.

B.A._Baracus

Hate kiss-asses.
They usually are the ones to get on tho. But also usually the biggest cun*s when given power.

As worse as that is i've even seen women ride the boss to get on. Now thats such a slutty thing to do... There is sucking someones dick proverbially then sucking someones dick :pac:

Adhamh

You'll be licking her ass in a while when she's your boss.

MaxSteele

Oh Angjjela, we shall misshh yoower cooking in berleen.

Hank Scorpio

A lot of people are like this in offices from my experience, personally I can't stand it

Ghandee

It's called rimming OP.

Kichote

Byor. Great word. Not sure that is the correct spelling though

PizzamanIRL

You and your other work mates are the fools.

She knows what she wants and she's going after leaving you all eating her dust.

sfwcork

Kichote wrote: »

Byor. Great word. Not sure that is the correct spelling though

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=byor

im invisible

MaxSteele wrote: »

Oh Angjjela, we shall misshh yoower cooking in berleen.

safe journ...

Yellowblackbird

She's just following Orders.

sfwcork

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You and your other work mates are the fools.

She knows what she wants and she's going after leaving you all eating her dust.

Are you the head pizzaman?

im invisible

sfwcork wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=byor

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buore

sfwcork

im invisible wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buore

Ive had this debate about 20times.

Deja vu

PizzamanIRL

sfwcork wrote: »

Are you the head pizzaman?

Not yet. Few more licks and I'm on top

refusetolose

its bure

sfwcork

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Not yet. Few more licks and I'm on top

Do you kiss the chefs ass or which hierarchy

sfwcork

refusetolose wrote: »

its bure

No way hosay

Pottler

sfwcork wrote: »

Ive had this debate about 20times.

Deja vu

Strange spelling that, "Byor".


















21:D

Gummy Panda

Adhamh wrote: »

You'll be licking her ass in a while when she's your boss.

According to Arnie, German women are very hairy so I can't imagine that being nice.

Kichote

I thought it was originally an Irish word so it wouldnt have a Y in it

Gran Hermano

BYOR ?

Bring your own Rimmer?

StinkyMunkey

Thats life for you, the people who talk BS, lick ass and screw others over are always the ones to get ahead.

repsol

sfwcork wrote: »

I have a new german byor on my team.Shes only part of the team 3 weeks but im starting to think shes a khoont

She doesnt talk to any of the team and goes out of her way to kiss managements ass and attempt to mix with them

If she was infront of us she wouldnt even hold the door,but if a manager was behind her she would wait holding the door

Funny thing is that kissing managers ass will get her nowhere

Have you worked with people who just love a good ass lick

Why don't you suggest to her that if the boss stops suddenly she is in danger of getting his **** in her ears!

Wanderer2010

I hate this trait in my co workers, and a few of them are prize ass lickers. It shows pure unprofessionalism on the part of the worker and also a very fragile ego who needs their ass licked in order to feel like a proper boss. Its the boss who reacts to this transparent and obvious falseness I really disrespect. Anyone with a brain cell can see people only do it to get on in the job and not because they like you :rolleyes:

Where To

I'd suck the balls off my boss if I could.

efb

ars kssrs s txt spk ¬¬

repsol

Where To wrote: »

I'd suck the balls off my boss if I could.

Would you like a job?:D

sfwcork

Where To wrote: »

I'd suck the balls off my boss if I could.

Just coz you like it yeah?

PizzamanIRL

sfwcork wrote: »

Do you kiss the chefs ass or which hierarchy

The boss man himself - Pat The Baker

Is it not beur?

worded

asskissing =


What makes 100%? What does it mean “to give more than 100%”?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about giving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Let’s try a little mathing to answer these questions.

* * *

If we represent the alphabet with numerical values, thus:

A=1 B=-2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13

N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26

Then the words,

HARDWORK = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

KNOWLEDGE = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

And,

ATTITUDE = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

BULL**** = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

But look how far ass-kissing will get you:

ASSKISSING = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

We can therefore conclude with mathematical certainty,

While hard work and knowledge will get you close,

And attitude will get you there,

It’s bull**** and ass-licking that will put you over the top.

* * *

Remember, some people are alive simply because

IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.

bullets

Kichote wrote: »

I thought it was originally an Irish word so it wouldnt have a Y in it

Always thought both the Cork and Limerick spelling of the word was "beor"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beor

~B

Grayson

Unfortunately, working currently in a big multinational, I can say that pretty much the only way to get ahead is by kissing ass.

deisedevil

bullets wrote: »

Always thought both the Cork and Limerick spelling of the word was "beor"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beor

~B

That's the one. Originally a traveller word and that's how they spell it. I used to love reminding people from Cork that they were speaking the language of the travellers.

Super-Rush

sfwcork wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=byor

im invisible wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buore

Deleted User wrote: »

Is it not beur?

bullets wrote: »

Always thought both the Cork and Limerick spelling of the word was "beor"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beor

~B

deisedevil wrote: »

That's the one. Originally a traveller word and that's how they spell it. I used to love reminding people from Cork that they were speaking the language of the travellers.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beoir

deisedevil

Sir Alex Ferguson wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beoir

"Beoir" is the Irish for beer.

Grayson

deisedevil wrote: »

"Beoir" is the Irish for beer.

A girl who's a beer. What more could an irishman want?

admiralofthefleet

is byor an anagram for something?

Hunchback

worded wrote: »

asskissing =


What makes 100%? What does it mean “to give more than 100%”?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about giving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Let’s try a little mathing to answer these questions.

* * *

If we represent the alphabet with numerical values, thus:

A=1 B=-2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13

N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26

Then the words,

HARDWORK = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

KNOWLEDGE = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

And,

ATTITUDE = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

BULL**** = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

But look how far ass-kissing will get you:

ASSKISSING = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

We can therefore conclude with mathematical certainty,

While hard work and knowledge will get you close,

And attitude will get you there,

It’s bull**** and ass-licking that will put you over the top.

* * *

Remember, some people are alive simply because

IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.

Trololol!! cool post


It actually reminds me of a pre-service briefing I got from my boss last year, in which we were told that she expected 120% effort from us.

I was like 'sorry no, it's gonna have to be 100%' and she got all pissed off at me :rolleyes:

longhalloween

I would have said "Beour"

VEN

i never had a problem with it, let them on but... more of a problem is those who try to shift blame unto others when they've ****ed up on a job, denial, lies, lack of self responsibility. best thing to do there is make it known in front of their co-workers what they're up to and take no ****e.

Lapin

sfwcork wrote: »

I have a new german byor on my team.Shes only part of the team 3 weeks but im starting to think shes a khoont

She doesnt talk to any of the team and goes out of her way to kiss managements ass and attempt to mix with them

If she was infront of us she wouldnt even hold the door,but if a manager was behind her she would wait holding the door

Funny thing is that kissing managers ass will get her nowhere

Have you worked with people who just love a good ass lick

Try being nice to her and she will be nice to you.

Being German, you could offer to teach her a few words and phrases in English.

And she could correct your mistakes.

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You and your other work mates are the fools.

She knows what she wants and she's going after leaving you all eating her dust.

This + 100

Nothing worse than being in a workplace where the pack mentality of other (usually lazy gits) try they're best to hold you back.

Its usually out of jealousy as they know they cannot compete.

I hope the German girl in the OP's post gets exactly what she wants out of her job.

In a year or two she won't even remember the people trying to hold her back now, nor will she need to give a fúck.

B.A._Baracus

Lapin wrote: »

This + 100
Nothing worse than being in a workplace where the pack mentality of other (usually lazy gits) try they're best to hold you back. Its usually out of jealousy as they know they cannot compete.

I would disagree with that...

The mentality of your average ass-kisser is not that of "oh the others are lazy or just jealous" ... no. its the mentality of doing what ever it takes to get on. Even if it means rimming the asshole off your boss and coming off as a disgrace if front of others. they dont care. all about getting on.

1ZRed

There ain't nothin wrong with a bit of rimming OP

IrishExpat

It's been six months since I left the cubicle, and I still don't miss office-land politics. Was great fun over-hearing the drama all the same.

hairyprincess

Gummy Panda wrote: »

According to Arnie, German women are very hairy so I can't imagine that being nice.

Ahem ahem!!