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    #122
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    'Rashers' Ryan ran round the racetrack, reciting rosaries relentlessly


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    #123
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Stunning Sylvia is somewhat supported by shockingly sparse swimwear. Shy Sophie is slightly surprised at Sylvia's smugness.
    Sylvia is sure Simon is smitten, suddenly Sophie is shattered and single sadly.


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    #124
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Lisha wrote: »
    Stunning Sylvia is somewhat supported by shockingly sparse swimwear. Shy Sophie is slightly surprised at Sylvia's smugness.
    Sylvia is sure Simon is smitten, suddenly Sophie is shattered and single sadly.
    Simply stunning soliloquy!


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    #125
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    coolhull wrote: »
    Simply stunning soliloquy!

    Lol could not resist another go. Hope I not breaking any rules .

    Sophie's secret syphilis should surprise Sylvia shortly. Sylvia's smugness suppresses Sophie's subconscious sharing such a sordid and salient story.
    Simon should surely say 'safe sex'.
    A sorry story shared should stop surprises.
    Silly swingers!


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    #126
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Lisha wrote: »

    Lol could not resist another go. Hope I not breaking any rules .

    Sophie's secret syphilis should surprise Sylvia shortly. Sylvia's smugness suppresses Sophie's subconscious sharing such a sordid and salient story.
    Simon should surely say 'safe sex'.
    A sorry story shared should stop surprises.
    Silly swingers!

    A stirring saga! Suspense, sadness, seduction, and sex enshrined in a short storyline! Surely a Shakespearean success story for succeeding salacious sensation-seekers!

    Superb!


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    #127
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    The Thompson twins, Tarquin and Toby, threatened to tell the townsfolk about Troy's tax troubles.

    ''Tis tewibble, tewibble,'' twittered Tarquin tearfully.

    ''Tis a tewibble twagedy,'''' trilled Toby, ''there'll be a twial.''

    Tetchily, Troy lost his temper with the two twats, and thumped them, tearing their tuxedos.

    ''Tossers,'' thought Troy triumphantly.


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    #128
    namenotavailablE
    Registered Users Posts: 59,551 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Una uncompromisingly ushered unwanted urchins upstairs urgently.

    Free Excel net pay calculator- https://taxcalc.eu/monthlyss/Employee%20PAYE%20calculator.xlsm



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    #129
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Portly Peggy purchased a pair of pygmy Pekinese poodle puppies. Pretty, but pricey.


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    #130
    Sunbeam61
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭Sunbeam61


    Venomous Vera vied a very vicious vengence


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    #131
    MissFire
    Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭MissFire


    Wednesday was when Wendy watched wretched William washing Wellies


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    #132
    razorgil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    expect extra expense extolled experienced external excentric


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    #133
    MissFire
    Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭MissFire


    Yesterday Yvonne yearned yummy yellow yolks


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    #134
    SebBerkovich
    Registered Users Posts: 1,624 ✭✭✭SebBerkovich


    Zack's zipper zone zoomed Zealously


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    #135
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Alice accepted Alan's alibi, although Alice's angry aunts all accused him of arson.
    Allegedly......


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    #136
    SebBerkovich
    Registered Users Posts: 1,624 ✭✭✭SebBerkovich


    bees being brazen barley bothered brave bathers.


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    #137
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    'Carrots & coriander coupled creamily to create a comforting consomme' cooed the curvaceous chef.


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    #138
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Deirdre decided Dolly didn't deserve a drink.''Day-dreaming dosser,''drawled Deidre derisively. ''Didn't even dry the dishes, dozy dumbass''.


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    #139
    Medme
    Registered Users Posts: 215 ✭✭Medme


    Elegant Egyptian Erica expressed extremely emotional embarrassment.


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    #140
    SebBerkovich
    Registered Users Posts: 1,624 ✭✭✭SebBerkovich


    For four frantic Fryers, five falafel's fell far from feeding Fifty.


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    #141
    razorgil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    "godammit", growled greg, as gordon gorged on gordons gin....gob****e, gratuitously gargling


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    #142
    razorgil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    having highlighted harrys hilarious hair, hubert hummed happily while hitching home. however! harry hated hubert humbling him, hit hubert with his hillman hunter!!


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    #143
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Inside an indecisive imagination, ingrid implied improper insults in irrational ire.


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    #144
    razorgil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    "jaysus jane", jesticulated jimmy." just jump"! jane jumped, jerking jimmys jollies. joyously, jimmy (e)jaculated.....job....


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    #145
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Kate keenly kneaded Keith's knotted knee's.


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    #146
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Lisha licked Lord Langan's lusty love-log..... Lucky Lord Langan!


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    #147
    razorgil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    ming's mobile must be meltin!! magic mushrooms makin it more meaningful, mmmmmm........


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    #148
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    'Never natter nastily' Nanny noted nicely.


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    #149
    trishasaffron
    Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭trishasaffron


    Owl often openly ogled Orla's ostriches oddly


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    #150
    trishasaffron
    Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭trishasaffron


    Peckish Pat picked pickled popcorn prior to pertly parting


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    #151
    trishasaffron
    Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭trishasaffron


    "Quiet! quit queer quintet quickly" Quinta quibbled


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