Alphabetical Alliterations

Lisha

Xanthe xrayed Xavier's xrated xylophone

TommieBoy

Yummy Yorkshire Y'iz Yonder Y'in Yemen Y'all

coolhull

Zac zapped Zoe's zits...in Zimbabwe.

sbsquarepants

Amorous Andrew approached Alison awkwardly and asked about anal. Alison, alarmed and appalled answered angrilly "alright asshole, away and asap"

Sinfonia

Lament on Music History (:P):

Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Blues & Burt Bacharach beget Bobby Brown, Beyonce & Bieber? Balderdash!

razorgil

colum claimed ciaran contracted clamidia cavorting calamitously with ciara. cockypop! countered ciara, call claire, cute cow, covered ciaran covertly.

sbsquarepants

"Dave! do Dereks deliveries", demanded Dermot, "don't dilly dally". "Dave doesn't do diddly, day dreaming dosser" droned Derek dismissively.

namenotavailablE

Edward eats eleven eggs every evening.

Lisha

Frank fears his friend's flatulence following foolish feast

namenotavailablE

Grotesque grog gave Gordon gruesome gassiness.

Lisha

Hippo herd heard hungry hyena hassling hares

coolhull

If Isla is infected, isn't it inappropriate that Ibraham invites Isla inside? It's insane!

Lisha

John is Jumping. Juicy Joan jiggles just as John jumps. Jacinta and June jinxed John by jokingly jeering at Joan's jiggling,

coolhull

Kenneth kneaded Kate's knockers. Kinky Kenneth!

MissFire

Leah loves licking lovely lemon lollipops

coolhull

Mum marched Michael to the medic. ''Measles,'' she mouthed moodily.

Lisha

Nigel nervously nudges his neighbour.
'Nits on Nelly' he narrates nastily.

TommieBoy

Oliver Orders Oregano On Ostrich Or Oysters, Olivia Objects

coolhull

Paul patted Pam patronisingly.. ''Poor Pam'', he purred,''pathetic!''

Lisha

Quentin and Queenie question quorns quality.
Queer question?
'Quality is questionable' quotes QC-lab

coolhull

'Rashers' Ryan ran round the racetrack, reciting rosaries relentlessly

Lisha

Stunning Sylvia is somewhat supported by shockingly sparse swimwear. Shy Sophie is slightly surprised at Sylvia's smugness.
Sylvia is sure Simon is smitten, suddenly Sophie is shattered and single sadly.

coolhull

Lisha wrote: »

Stunning Sylvia is somewhat supported by shockingly sparse swimwear. Shy Sophie is slightly surprised at Sylvia's smugness.
Sylvia is sure Simon is smitten, suddenly Sophie is shattered and single sadly.

Simply stunning soliloquy!

Lisha

coolhull wrote: »

Simply stunning soliloquy!

Lol could not resist another go. Hope I not breaking any rules .

Sophie's secret syphilis should surprise Sylvia shortly. Sylvia's smugness suppresses Sophie's subconscious sharing such a sordid and salient story.
Simon should surely say 'safe sex'.
A sorry story shared should stop surprises.
Silly swingers!

coolhull

Lisha wrote: »

Lol could not resist another go. Hope I not breaking any rules .

Sophie's secret syphilis should surprise Sylvia shortly. Sylvia's smugness suppresses Sophie's subconscious sharing such a sordid and salient story.
Simon should surely say 'safe sex'.
A sorry story shared should stop surprises.
Silly swingers!

A stirring saga! Suspense, sadness, seduction, and sex enshrined in a short storyline! Surely a Shakespearean success story for succeeding salacious sensation-seekers!

Superb!

coolhull

The Thompson twins, Tarquin and Toby, threatened to tell the townsfolk about Troy's tax troubles.

''Tis tewibble, tewibble,'' twittered Tarquin tearfully.

''Tis a tewibble twagedy,'''' trilled Toby, ''there'll be a twial.''

Tetchily, Troy lost his temper with the two twats, and thumped them, tearing their tuxedos.

''Tossers,'' thought Troy triumphantly.

namenotavailablE

Una uncompromisingly ushered unwanted urchins upstairs urgently.

coolhull

Portly Peggy purchased a pair of pygmy Pekinese poodle puppies. Pretty, but pricey.

Sunbeam61

Venomous Vera vied a very vicious vengence

MissFire

Wednesday was when Wendy watched wretched William washing Wellies

razorgil

expect extra expense extolled experienced external excentric

MissFire

Yesterday Yvonne yearned yummy yellow yolks

SebBerkovich

Zack's zipper zone zoomed Zealously

coolhull

Alice accepted Alan's alibi, although Alice's angry aunts all accused him of arson.
Allegedly......

SebBerkovich

bees being brazen barley bothered brave bathers.

Lisha

'Carrots & coriander coupled creamily to create a comforting consomme' cooed the curvaceous chef.

coolhull

Deirdre decided Dolly didn't deserve a drink.''Day-dreaming dosser,''drawled Deidre derisively. ''Didn't even dry the dishes, dozy dumbass''.

Medme

Elegant Egyptian Erica expressed extremely emotional embarrassment.

SebBerkovich

For four frantic Fryers, five falafel's fell far from feeding Fifty.

razorgil

"godammit", growled greg, as gordon gorged on gordons gin....gob****e, gratuitously gargling

razorgil

having highlighted harrys hilarious hair, hubert hummed happily while hitching home. however! harry hated hubert humbling him, hit hubert with his hillman hunter!!

clappyhappy

Inside an indecisive imagination, ingrid implied improper insults in irrational ire.

razorgil

"jaysus jane", jesticulated jimmy." just jump"! jane jumped, jerking jimmys jollies. joyously, jimmy (e)jaculated.....job....

Lisha

Kate keenly kneaded Keith's knotted knee's.

coolhull

Lisha licked Lord Langan's lusty love-log..... Lucky Lord Langan!

razorgil

ming's mobile must be meltin!! magic mushrooms makin it more meaningful, mmmmmm........

Lisha

'Never natter nastily' Nanny noted nicely.

trishasaffron

Owl often openly ogled Orla's ostriches oddly

trishasaffron

Peckish Pat picked pickled popcorn prior to pertly parting

trishasaffron

"Quiet! quit queer quintet quickly" Quinta quibbled