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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,774 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Nits? Not nice! Neither nutritious nor necessary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Obese Oscar oozes onion odour out of oral orifice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,774 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Periodically, Patricia pointlessly paints plastic pots purple. Perhaps Patricia's partly potty :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    Quincy quivered quietly, as the quorum quickly queued for quavers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    "Romantic rabble-rouser Rocky Raccoon rabidly ravishes red-reared rapscallion Roger Rabbit's redfish risotto", read Road Runner, reeling.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,774 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Steve stole some shop sweets. Sadly, Sally Shopkeeper saw so she slapped Steve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    troublesome tommy tip-toed towards temptation-(tanya). tanya turned, told tommy to "té", tormenting tommy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Ursula undressed Ultan, Ultan's undergarments undid Ursula's urge to undergo Ultan's uxurious urges


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Vincent vomited violently. Viagra, vodka and vino are vices, not virtues.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,774 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    We went wrong. We wanted Washington- we were within Wyoming when we wealised :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Xanthe xrayed Xavier's xrated xylophone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,273 ✭✭✭✭TommieBoy


    Yummy Yorkshire Y'iz Yonder Y'in Yemen Y'all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Zac zapped Zoe's zits...in Zimbabwe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Amorous Andrew approached Alison awkwardly and asked about anal. Alison, alarmed and appalled answered angrilly "alright asshole, away and asap"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Lament on Music History (:P):

    Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Blues & Burt Bacharach beget Bobby Brown, Beyonce & Bieber? Balderdash!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    colum claimed ciaran contracted clamidia cavorting calamitously with ciara. cockypop! countered ciara, call claire, cute cow, covered ciaran covertly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    "Dave! do Dereks deliveries", demanded Dermot, "don't dilly dally". "Dave doesn't do diddly, day dreaming dosser" droned Derek dismissively.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,774 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Edward eats eleven eggs every evening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Frank fears his friend's flatulence following foolish feast


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,774 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Grotesque grog gave Gordon gruesome gassiness.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Hippo herd heard hungry hyena hassling hares


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    If Isla is infected, isn't it inappropriate that Ibraham invites Isla inside? It's insane!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    John is Jumping. Juicy Joan jiggles just as John jumps. Jacinta and June jinxed John by jokingly jeering at Joan's jiggling,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Kenneth kneaded Kate's knockers. Kinky Kenneth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭MissFire


    Leah loves licking lovely lemon lollipops


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Mum marched Michael to the medic. ''Measles,'' she mouthed moodily.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Nigel nervously nudges his neighbour.
    'Nits on Nelly' he narrates nastily.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,273 ✭✭✭✭TommieBoy


    Oliver Orders Oregano On Ostrich Or Oysters, Olivia Objects


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Paul patted Pam patronisingly.. ''Poor Pam'', he purred,''pathetic!''


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Quentin and Queenie question quorns quality.
    Queer question?
    'Quality is questionable' quotes QC-lab


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