The Jaguar

Gauss

Pound for pound the most powerful big cat, living in the shadow of their cousins the Lion, tiger and cheetah.

Their tree climbing ability is second to no other big cat. Possibly my favourite animal. Amazing creatures, the apex predator of South America.

I am curious how they would get on in a fight against the mighty silverback gorilla or a pair of wolves.

krudler

And here we have the most fabled of all the species, the Atarius Jaguarus.

IM0

pfft ataris are better

edit: fuh q!

Celly Smunt

only one thing to do! anybody have a jaguar and gorilla going spare?

megadodge

Gauss wrote: »

Pound for pound the most powerful big cat, living in the shadow of their cousins the Lion, tiger and cheetah.

Their tree climbing ability is second to no other big cat. Possibly my favourite animal. Amazing creatures, the apex predator of South America.

I am curious how they would get on in a fight against the mighty silverback gorilla or a pair of wolves.

Ever hear of the leopard?

IM0

pmcmahon wrote: »

only one thing to do! anybody have a jaguar and gorilla going spare?

yeah I have one of each but they are not going nuts though sorry, so no use

Gauss

megadodge wrote: »

Ever hear of the leopard?

I think you'll find the jaguar is superior with it's stock body and shorter limbs.

Celly Smunt

IM0 wrote: »

yeah I have one of each but they are not going nuts though sorry, so no use

no worries,let me know if there's any change.

squod

Second Gorilla vs other animal thread this week.

Crann na Beatha

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Cienciano

Tiger is the best cat. Pisses all over the lion. The Jaguar is ghay, it's up there with that lanky one that can jump high

Senna

Their cars are too expensive.

Fox_In_Socks

The Jaguar was both admired and reviled in equal amounts whenever Margaret Thatcher stepped out of one.

.Henry Sellers.

megadodge wrote: »

Ever hear of the leopard?

Ever hear of ManBearPig?

IM0

pmcmahon wrote: »

no worries,let me know if there's any change.

leftover from the raffle?

jimthemental

Put a jaguar in a tank with a small bull shark and see how well it goes. It's no wonder their scared of water.

Truncheon Rouge

I wonder if we mutated into giant humans ... or ... if you could shrink a big cat overnight, would the human-cat relationship be the same as with our current domestic cats.
would tigers/jaguars stare at you from the giant windowsill and sit beside the giant press waiting for you to open an oversize tin of food....would they sit beside the giant fire.
i dont know. but ill write it anyway. because im bored. and i can.

steddyeddy

Gorilla would destroy it!

orestes

krudler wrote: »

And here we have the most fabled of all the species, the Atarius Jaguarus.

Anybody else read that in David Attenboroughs voice?

BillyMitchel

pmcmahon wrote: »

only one thing to do! anybody have a jaguar and gorilla going spare?

My misses might pass as the gorilla.

Chuck Stone

Sometimes things come into my head and it's like woohooo - now I gots good material for a thread!

Celly Smunt

IM0 wrote: »

leftover from the raffle?

ah i wouldn't have the conscience to take from a raffle.

BillyMitchel wrote: »

My misses might pass as the gorilla.

would she be ok with the jaguar being a man in a suit?

galwayrush

My 3 L one is a bitch to tax.

Gauss

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Sometimes things come into my head and it's like woohooo - now I gots good material for a thread!

Go on share it with us.

BillyMitchel

pmcmahon wrote: »

ah i wouldn't have the conscience to take from a raffle.


would she be ok with the jaguar being a man in a suit?

She seems to be ok when I wear a suit but I also stick a gimp mask on.

Chuck Stone

Gauss wrote: »

Go on share it with us.

Ehh...

.. those dolls with the eyes that close... they're kinda creepy... em..

...yeah?

Gauss

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Ehh...

.. those dolls with the eyes that close... they're kinda creepy... em..

...yeah?

Nothing compared to the dolls in "The Sixth Day" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

franktheplank

Cheetahs are the best big cat.

I think they might even be kept as pets sometimes.

I want one.

Scanlas The 2nd

I think two wolves might be too much for the jaguar to handle, even with it's claw advantage and massive weight advantage. Might be a step to far.

smash

Panther ftw!

--Kaiser--

Gauss wrote: »

Pound for pound the most powerful big cat, living in the shadow of their cousins the Lion, tiger and cheetah.

Their tree climbing ability is second to no other big cat. Possibly my favourite animal. Amazing creatures, the apex predator of South America.

I am curious how they would get on in a fight against the mighty silverback gorilla or a pair of wolves.

What is this insolence? How is it more powerful than a Tiger?

DavyD_83

I still prefer sloths myself

kneemos

Tigers are the butchest cat,even the lion looks odd with that big mop of hair.

EireIceMan

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

What is this insolence? How is it more powerful than a Tiger?

He said pound for pound more powerful.

franktheplank

franktheplank wrote: »

Cheetahs are the best big cat.

Why is the Cheetah the best big cat I hear you not care?

Well if I had a pet cheetah I could train in to go to the shops. It would be there and back in no fookin time.

Any other big cat would either be too slow or too busy killing people and what not.

/ Case closed.

--Kaiser--

EireIceMan wrote: »

He said pound for pound more powerful.

Given that there are no big cat boxing championships, how exactly is this determined?

kneemos

EireIceMan wrote: »

He said pound for pound more powerful.

I bet a jaguar would run if you set the dog on it,where as the tiger would eat it.

franktheplank

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Given that there are no big cat boxing championships

I think we're all agreed, more's the pity.

EireIceMan

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Given that there are no big cat boxing championships, how exactly is this determined?

I wouldnt know, you should be asking the OP that one.
Never said I agreed with him.

Scanlas The 2nd

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Given that there are no big cat boxing championships, how exactly is this determined?

I'd assume they look at the muscle mass and make extrapolations. Maybe they compare unusually small tigers strength versus unusually large Jaguars strength.

--Kaiser--

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I'd assume they look at the muscle mass and make extrapolations. Maybe they compare unusually small tigers strength versus unusually large Jaguars strength.

Well I'm dubious about this one. Even if it was true it's fairly irrelevant given that they are half the size of tigers. Would anyone care if the domestic cat was the strongest pound for pound feline out there?

EireIceMan

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Well I'm dubious about this one. Even if it was true it's fairly irrelevant given that they are half the size of tigers. Would anyone care if the domestic cat was the strongest pound for pound feline out there?

Thats what pound4pound rankings is though. Two boxers of different weight classes arnt going to fight, its based on their records etc.

Scanlas The 2nd

smash wrote: »

Panther ftw!

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think a panther may just be a black jaguar.

--Kaiser--

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think a panther may just be a black jaguar.

You are correct, there is no such animal as a panther

Mr Benevolent

The XJ8 is my favourite Jaguar. After that it's the Atari.

smash

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think a panther may just be a black jaguar.

Black panther, a black variant of leopard, jaguar or cougar

I was talking about the leopard version :pac:

Scanlas The 2nd

The big cat family tree certainly is interesting.

Richard Hillman

kneemos wrote: »

Tigers are the butchest cat,even the lion looks odd with that big mop of hair.

The male lion is still going through the 80s glam rock phase

kneemos

Richard Hillman wrote: »

The male lion is still going through the 80s glam rock phase

The Essex guy of the cat world.

Standard Toaster

A Liger is pretty much my favourite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic

Micky Dolenz

The Argentinian national rugby team have a Jaguar in their emblem but a reporter mistook at as a Puma, the name stuck and they have been known as Los Pumas since.