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The Jaguar

Gauss

Pound for pound the most powerful big cat, living in the shadow of their cousins the Lion, tiger and cheetah.

Their tree climbing ability is second to no other big cat. Possibly my favourite animal. Amazing creatures, the apex predator of South America.

I am curious how they would get on in a fight against the mighty silverback gorilla or a pair of wolves.

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krudler

And here we have the most fabled of all the species, the Atarius Jaguarus.

IM0

pfft ataris are better

edit: fuh q!

Celly Smunt

only one thing to do! anybody have a jaguar and gorilla going spare?

megadodge

Gauss wrote: »

Pound for pound the most powerful big cat, living in the shadow of their cousins the Lion, tiger and cheetah.

Their tree climbing ability is second to no other big cat. Possibly my favourite animal. Amazing creatures, the apex predator of South America.

I am curious how they would get on in a fight against the mighty silverback gorilla or a pair of wolves.

Ever hear of the leopard?

IM0

pmcmahon wrote: »

only one thing to do! anybody have a jaguar and gorilla going spare?

yeah I have one of each but they are not going nuts though sorry, so no use

Gauss

megadodge wrote: »

Ever hear of the leopard?

I think you'll find the jaguar is superior with it's stock body and shorter limbs.

Celly Smunt

IM0 wrote: »

yeah I have one of each but they are not going nuts though sorry, so no use

no worries,let me know if there's any change.

squod

Second Gorilla vs other animal thread this week.

Crann na Beatha

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Cienciano

Tiger is the best cat. Pisses all over the lion. The Jaguar is ghay, it's up there with that lanky one that can jump high

Senna

Their cars are too expensive.

Fox_In_Socks

The Jaguar was both admired and reviled in equal amounts whenever Margaret Thatcher stepped out of one.

.Henry Sellers.

megadodge wrote: »

Ever hear of the leopard?

Ever hear of ManBearPig?

IM0

pmcmahon wrote: »

no worries,let me know if there's any change.

leftover from the raffle?

jimthemental

Put a jaguar in a tank with a small bull shark and see how well it goes. It's no wonder their scared of water.

Truncheon Rouge

I wonder if we mutated into giant humans ... or ... if you could shrink a big cat overnight, would the human-cat relationship be the same as with our current domestic cats.
would tigers/jaguars stare at you from the giant windowsill and sit beside the giant press waiting for you to open an oversize tin of food....would they sit beside the giant fire.
i dont know. but ill write it anyway. because im bored. and i can.

steddyeddy

Gorilla would destroy it!

orestes

krudler wrote: »

And here we have the most fabled of all the species, the Atarius Jaguarus.

Anybody else read that in David Attenboroughs voice?

BillyMitchel

pmcmahon wrote: »

only one thing to do! anybody have a jaguar and gorilla going spare?

My misses might pass as the gorilla.

Chuck Stone

Sometimes things come into my head and it's like woohooo - now I gots good material for a thread!

Celly Smunt

IM0 wrote: »

leftover from the raffle?

ah i wouldn't have the conscience to take from a raffle.

BillyMitchel wrote: »

My misses might pass as the gorilla.

would she be ok with the jaguar being a man in a suit?

galwayrush

My 3 L one is a bitch to tax.

Gauss

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Sometimes things come into my head and it's like woohooo - now I gots good material for a thread!

Go on share it with us.

BillyMitchel

pmcmahon wrote: »

ah i wouldn't have the conscience to take from a raffle.

would she be ok with the jaguar being a man in a suit?

She seems to be ok when I wear a suit but I also stick a gimp mask on.

Chuck Stone

Gauss wrote: »

Go on share it with us.

Ehh...

.. those dolls with the eyes that close... they're kinda creepy... em..

...yeah?

Gauss

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Ehh...

.. those dolls with the eyes that close... they're kinda creepy... em..

...yeah?

Nothing compared to the dolls in "The Sixth Day" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

franktheplank

Cheetahs are the best big cat.

I think they might even be kept as pets sometimes.

I want one.

Scanlas The 2nd

I think two wolves might be too much for the jaguar to handle, even with it's claw advantage and massive weight advantage. Might be a step to far.

smash

Panther ftw!

--Kaiser--

Gauss wrote: »

Pound for pound the most powerful big cat, living in the shadow of their cousins the Lion, tiger and cheetah.

Their tree climbing ability is second to no other big cat. Possibly my favourite animal. Amazing creatures, the apex predator of South America.

I am curious how they would get on in a fight against the mighty silverback gorilla or a pair of wolves.

What is this insolence? How is it more powerful than a Tiger?