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Epic animal Battles, who would win

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    #32
    bodhrandude
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    The video this thread has been waiting for.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    #33
    Eden3
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    Easy answer ... I would win EVERY TIME over ANIMAL monster of EX HUSBAND!!!:D. Next question??


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    #34
    longshanks
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    Baboon Vs Badger


    Go!!!


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    #35
    iDave
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    I watched a documentary i think it was called the Whale that Ate Jaws or something. Basically it went into how Killer Whales actively hunt Great White Sharks.


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    #36
    iDave
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    OK

    T-Rex V Spinosaurus


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    #37
    Wattle
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    Bugs Bunny vs Foghorn Leghorn


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    #38
    mahonykid
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    longshanks wrote: »
    Baboon Vs Badger


    Go!!!

    A baboon would destroy a badger, every time. FACT !


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    #39
    phasers
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    Wattle wrote: »
    Bugs Bunny vs Foghorn Leghorn
    Foghorn Leghorn always struck me as a particularly violent type, so in a streetfight he'd win. Bugs is cleverer though... Can they use weapons? Whose turf is it on?


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    #40
    opinion guy
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    bodhrandude wrote: »
    The video this thread has been waiting for.


    Can't believe it took three pages!!!


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    #41
    keith16
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    Godzilla vs. Japan...I'm doing this wrong.


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    #42
    keith16
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    opinion guy wrote: »
    Can't believe it took three pages!!!

    NOOB!


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    #43
    opinion guy
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    keith16 wrote: »
    NOOB!

    How am I the noob ? The 3 pages of people who didn't post the battle at kruger are apparently noobs at the interwebs


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    #44
    keith16
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    opinion guy wrote: »
    How am I the noob ? The 3 pages of people who didn't post the battle at kruger are apparently noobs at the interwebs

    It was on page one if you change your settings to 40 posts per page! I know you're not really a noob opinion guy, but you understand, it is the standard response when someone has the WRONG posts per page settings :pac:


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    #45
    archer22
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    mahonykid wrote: »
    A baboon would destroy a badger, every time. FACT !
    I doubt it,most everything is afraid of the Honey Badger and the Honey Badger is afraid of nothing!.


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    #46
    Zillah
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    bodhrandude wrote: »
    The video this thread has been waiting for.

    I love the ending of this so much.


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    #47
    opinion guy
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    archer22 wrote: »
    I doubt it,most everything is afraid of the Honey Badger and the Honey Badger is afraid of nothing!.

    What about Chuck Norris ? Is the honey badger afraid of Chuck Norris ?


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    #48
    opinion guy
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    keith16 wrote: »
    It was on page one if you change your settings to 40 posts per page! I know you're not really a noob opinion guy, but you understand, it is the standard response when someone has the WRONG posts per page settings :pac:

    Some of us don't like 40 posts per page you know! :P


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    #49
    archer22
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    opinion guy wrote: »
    What about Chuck Norris ? Is the honey badger afraid of Chuck Norris ?
    Would Chuck Norris stick his head into a hive of vicious African bees and eat their honey..there is your answer :).


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    #50
    Havermeyer
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    Fox_In_Socks wrote: »
    The hippo has the advantage of being waterborne and being able to dodge a charging rhino by diving. It's totally at home in the water.

    It also has gigantic sharp teeth and kills more humans than lions in Africa every year. They can be vicious when territorial. Have a fairly thick hide as well, so might even be able to withstand a puck from the rhino, though not a charge on open ground.

    I've thought about this too much.

    You can never overthink awesome animal battles. Never!


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    #51
    Havermeyer
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    opinion guy wrote: »
    What about Chuck Norris ? Is the honey badger afraid of Chuck Norris ?

    The honey badger has no fear.


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    #52
    Unregistered.
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    Atari Jaguar.


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    #53
    mahonykid
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    chuck norris has an army of honey badgers that he can call on, to do his every whim, mainly terrorising the f**k out of people, animals , cobras etc


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    #54
    Riddle101
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    bodhrandude wrote: »
    The video this thread has been waiting for.

    Its like WWIII on Serengeti.

    As for Hippo Vs Rhino, I give it to the hippo based on their reputation.

    Although I just saw this video.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7mUYJQDad4


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    #55
    mahonykid
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    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Its like WWIII on Serengeti.

    As for Hippo Vs Rhino, I give it to the hippo based on their reputation.

    Although I just saw this video, looks like a stalemate to me.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7mUYJQDad4

    looks like the hippo edged it to me, or else that rhino is a wuss


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    #56
    mahonykid
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    silverback gorilla vs grizzly bear

    Go !


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    #57
    steddyeddy
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    mahonykid wrote: »
    silverback gorilla vs grizzly bear

    Go !

    Silverback if it's a black bear but I wouldn't be so sure if it had to fight a grizzly or kodiak bear.


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    #58
    squod
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    mahonykid wrote: »
    silverback gorilla vs grizzly bear

    Go !

    Bear wins. Teeth, claws, weight, speed advantage.


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    #59
    Hippies!
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    Hmm...

    Giant Octopus vs. An Anaconda

    in a lake....in Kilarney.


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    #60
    mahonykid
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    Hippies! wrote: »
    Hmm...

    Giant Octopus vs. An Anaconda

    in a lake....in Kilarney.


    hmm the location seems to have thrown a spanner in the works.

    Anaconda wins hands downs, giant octopus could never survive in freshwater. and the anaconda is 7m of pure muscle wheras the squid is just jelly..


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    #61
    Hippies!
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    mahonykid wrote: »
    hmm the location seems to have thrown a spanner in the works.

    Anaconda wins hands downs, giant octopus could never survive in freshwater. and the anaconda is 7m of pure muscle wheras the squid is just jelly..

    Very well, you know your salt/fresh water stuff but answer me this kid. What if they did battle in outer space. Obviously they'd have nice space helmets to wear and the location is such so the median temperature is 20 degrees celsius. Difficult to achieve in space but it could be in the shade of a crater that accommodates zero gravity...


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