Epic animal Battles, who would win

mahonykid

Was having a discussion with one of my friends the other day where we pitted various animals against each other and gave our opinion on who would win in a fight.
So what do you guys think?? Im going to start it off with,

Hippo vs. Rhino

The Aussie

Man V Everything, we are flogging them up at the moment

franktheplank

mahonykid wrote: »

Hippo vs. Rhino

At least make it fair.

Hippo vs. Mary Harney

humanji

What training do they have? Do they have any weapons? Is either fighting on home ground? What's the weather like? Has either been altered by science to have it's brain implanted in a 200 foot tall robot? We need details before answers can be found.

Fox_In_Socks

The hippo has the advantage of being waterborne and being able to dodge a charging rhino by diving. It's totally at home in the water.

It also has gigantic sharp teeth and kills more humans than lions in Africa every year. They can be vicious when territorial. Have a fairly thick hide as well, so might even be able to withstand a puck from the rhino, though not a charge on open ground.

I've thought about this too much.

mahonykid

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

The hippo has the advantage of being waterborne and being able to dodge a charging rhino by diving. It's totally at home in the water.

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I think we must decide on a fair neutral ground for this fight because the hippo being waterborne and the rhino being landborne each would have the advantage in their own turf. I think a bog of some sort would suffice as a neutral ground

mattjack

mahonykid wrote: »

Was having a discussion with one of my friends the other day where we pitted various animals against each other and gave our opinion on who would win in a fight.
So what do you guys think?? Im going to start it off with,

Hippo vs. Rhino

The Manbearpig.... he would win everything.

the purple tin

franktheplank wrote: »

At least make it fair.

Hippo vs. Mary Harney

Gimme fifty euro on Derek Davis :P

electrobanana

I think its only fair that the referee should also be an animal but which one would be the fairest judge?

Fox_In_Socks

electrobanana wrote: »

I think its only fair that the referee should also be an animal but which one would be the fairest judge?

I don't want to be big headed...but I'm a fair animal.

http://www.buzzle.com/images/african-animals/fennec-fox.jpg

mahonykid

electrobanana wrote: »

I think its only fair that the referee should also be an animal but which one would be the fairest judge?

Probably some sort of bird so they could observe the fight from the air, or else an elephant to seperate the two of them in case the fight gets dirty

electrobanana

mahonykid wrote: »

Probably some sort of bird so they could observe the fight from the air, or else an elephant to seperate the two of them in case the fight gets dirty

or maybe both that might work

Micky Dolenz

Kung Fu Panda.

/thread

mahonykid

and before anyone jumps in with the whole tigar vs lion question heres your answer..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12669308

Conbhar

How about a polar bear vs grizzly bear?

aaakev

This is a strange conversation....

mahonykid

polar all the way, they are solely carnivours wheras grizzlys only eat fish and other stupid foods like berries

Conbhar

mahonykid wrote: »

polar all the way, they are solely carnivours wheras grizzlys only eat fish and other stupid foods like berries

See that's what i was thinking!

electrobanana

A honey badger would kick the ****e out of a polar bear....fact

mahonykid

honey badgers are crazy b****ds alright, never back down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Ihatecuddles-old

Penguin v giraffe...

DEFTLEFTHAND

The Siberian Tiger is king of all cats. The Males can reach 50 stone weight and are known to hunt bears in the wilds of Siberia. Beautiful animal but a deadly killer.

phasers

what's the best kind of bear?

Fox_In_Socks

phasers wrote: »

what's the best kind of bear?

Fosters. Best bleddy bear in all of 'stralia!

steddyeddy

We know the outcomes for some animal battles. Lion is generally beaten by bears and gorillas generally beat aggressive dogs that were sent after them.

mahonykid

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Penguin v giraffe...

Are you mad ??:eek:


great white shark vs killer whale

the purple tin

Paddington vs Winnie the Pooh?

DEFTLEFTHAND

mahonykid wrote: »

Are you mad ??:eek:


great white shark vs killer whale

Interesting one, the Killer Whale is bigger and they are known to be particularly vicious in combat, although they usually hunt in pods. I think I've heard that a shark will retreat from a bigger opponent.

mahonykid

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Interesting one, the Killer Whale is bigger and they are known to be particularly vicious in combat, although they usually hunt in pods. I think I've heard that a shark will retreat from a bigger opponent.

think i watch a documentery too where killer whales were after finding out how to hunt great whites off the coast of South Africa, Smart Animals gonna have to give it to the killer whale

the keen edge

Honey badger vs. Wolverine.

Now I'd pay good money to download that video.

steddyeddy

the keen edge wrote: »

Honey badger vs. Wolverine.

Now I'd pay good money to download that video.

I would put the money on the wolverine which have been known to take down moose.

bodhrandude

The video this thread has been waiting for.

Eden3

Easy answer ... I would win EVERY TIME over ANIMAL monster of EX HUSBAND!!!:D. Next question??

longshanks

Baboon Vs Badger


Go!!!

iDave

I watched a documentary i think it was called the Whale that Ate Jaws or something. Basically it went into how Killer Whales actively hunt Great White Sharks.

iDave

OK

T-Rex V Spinosaurus

Wattle

Bugs Bunny vs Foghorn Leghorn

mahonykid

longshanks wrote: »

Baboon Vs Badger


Go!!!

A baboon would destroy a badger, every time. FACT !

phasers

Wattle wrote: »

Bugs Bunny vs Foghorn Leghorn

Foghorn Leghorn always struck me as a particularly violent type, so in a streetfight he'd win. Bugs is cleverer though... Can they use weapons? Whose turf is it on?

opinion guy

bodhrandude wrote: »

The video this thread has been waiting for.

Can't believe it took three pages!!!

keith16

Godzilla vs. Japan...I'm doing this wrong.

keith16

opinion guy wrote: »

Can't believe it took three pages!!!

NOOB!

opinion guy

keith16 wrote: »

NOOB!

How am I the noob ? The 3 pages of people who didn't post the battle at kruger are apparently noobs at the interwebs

keith16

opinion guy wrote: »

How am I the noob ? The 3 pages of people who didn't post the battle at kruger are apparently noobs at the interwebs

It was on page one if you change your settings to 40 posts per page! I know you're not really a noob opinion guy, but you understand, it is the standard response when someone has the WRONG posts per page settings :pac:

archer22

mahonykid wrote: »

A baboon would destroy a badger, every time. FACT !

I doubt it,most everything is afraid of the Honey Badger and the Honey Badger is afraid of nothing!.

Zillah

bodhrandude wrote: »

The video this thread has been waiting for.

I love the ending of this so much.

opinion guy

archer22 wrote: »

I doubt it,most everything is afraid of the Honey Badger and the Honey Badger is afraid of nothing!.

What about Chuck Norris ? Is the honey badger afraid of Chuck Norris ?

opinion guy

keith16 wrote: »

It was on page one if you change your settings to 40 posts per page! I know you're not really a noob opinion guy, but you understand, it is the standard response when someone has the WRONG posts per page settings :pac:

Some of us don't like 40 posts per page you know! :P

archer22

opinion guy wrote: »

What about Chuck Norris ? Is the honey badger afraid of Chuck Norris ?

Would Chuck Norris stick his head into a hive of vicious African bees and eat their honey..there is your answer .

Havermeyer

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

The hippo has the advantage of being waterborne and being able to dodge a charging rhino by diving. It's totally at home in the water.

It also has gigantic sharp teeth and kills more humans than lions in Africa every year. They can be vicious when territorial. Have a fairly thick hide as well, so might even be able to withstand a puck from the rhino, though not a charge on open ground.

I've thought about this too much.

You can never overthink awesome animal battles. Never!

Havermeyer

opinion guy wrote: »

What about Chuck Norris ? Is the honey badger afraid of Chuck Norris ?

The honey badger has no fear.