Quoting films/tv shows in everyday life

Larkin00

In a friends house on New Years Eve for a session. About 4 am the session has died and most people were gone, only me and a few hardcores left. Someone decides to make sandwiches, egg sandwiches to be precise. As she's making them she asks does everyone do they like egg, i reply with "I love egg so much sometimes I think I might turn into an egg", waiting for someone to reply with "I think that process has already begun", however nobody did and they all sat there confused and thinking I was a bit of a muppet. I had to explain that the quote was from Fr. Ted.

Anyway I'm wondering do many of you use what you think are fairly well known quotes in everyday life or have yous any funny stories of it backfiring and nobody having a clue what you are on about.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

"I love the smell of acorns in the morning"

orestes

There is an appropriate Simpsons quote for every possible situation in life.

Ihatecuddles-old

You made a huge mistake...

ben.schlomo

"needless to say i had the last laugh".

opinion guy

"ARE THOSE MY FEET ?????"

Mr.Prodston

I find that "60% of the time it works every time"

Lyaiera

I know this is turning into a Tedfest but I'm a big fan of "How did that gob****e get on the television?"

franktheplank

I'm a silent movie fan myself so what i do is I mime scenes from the silent classics in everyday life.

Folks love it, there always looking at me and laughing.

TheStook

"Well, that's just like, your opinion, man"

Best response to an insult.

Long live The Dude.

orestes

franktheplank wrote: »

I'm a silent movie fan myself so what i do is I mime scenes from the silent classics in everyday life.

Folks love it, there always looking at me and laughing.

You must be fricking awesome at charades.

PizzamanIRL

"Say hello to my lil' friend"

To the missus every night.

Jacks Smirking Revenge

"Well that's just like....your...opinion...man."

TheStook

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

"Well that's just like....your...opinion...man."

Got there before ya

Jimmy Iovine

Pinky: "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!"

Jacks Smirking Revenge

TheStook wrote: »

Got there before ya

"This aggression will not stand man!"

Meangadh

Simpsons, Fr. Ted and Friends would probably be the ones I'd use the most. A few of the lads would quote Star Trek every so often too... I might consider making new friends

TheStook

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

"This aggression will not stand man!"

-You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
-Yeah, but Walter...
-Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ****ing amateurs...

Larkin00

Meangadh wrote: »

Simpsons, Fr. Ted and Friends would probably be the ones I'd use the most. A few of the lads would quote Star Trek every so often too... I might consider making new friends

+1 on the Friends quotes. There seems to be a suitable one for most situations

Jacks Smirking Revenge

TheStook wrote: »

-You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
-Yeah, but Walter...
-Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ****ing amateurs...

"MARK IT ZERO!"

TheStook

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

"MARK IT ZERO!"

"Shut the **** up Donny, You're OUT OF YOUR ****ING ELEMENT!"

csallmighty

"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal, and a happy new year"

One I said quite a lot lately.

Jacks Smirking Revenge

TheStook wrote: »

"Shut the **** up Donny, You're OUT OF YOUR ****ING ELEMENT!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y

Truncheon Rouge

ben.schlomo wrote: »

"needless to say i had the last laugh".

A.Partridge classic.

(or..or needles in her case)

Anyway "About 4 am the session has died and most people were gone, only me and a few hardcores left".

Who keeps going after 4am? By 4am everythings gone to crap, if its 4am you probably haven't scored, you feel mouldy from the drink (any buzz is gone), the music has all been played, most people are gone, sunlights starting to creep in, you've already been talking sht for the night so you're out of 'hilarious stories'.
just people sitting around in a room that has to be tidied later, with nothing to look forward to except going to bed and waking up crusty later on. and your bedroom will be bright so no proper darkness.

sorry...ive just been left scarred by these things.

Troy and Abed in the morning!!!!

13spanner

Whenever I find myself losing an argument I fall back on ''Unless.... You a Zombie!'' (about 2 mins in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fyAtDIk1uQ

Fromthetrees

That Ebola virus has gotta suck.

skyfall2012

"Please don't eat me! I've got a wife and kids, eat them!"

TheStook

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y

"But ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, what a wonderful feeling"

That is hilarious, didn't realize there was that amount of profanity haha

FreeFallin94

Pretty much am always thinking of Arrested Development quotes to relate to any situation.
This isn't exactly a quote, more so an action, but a few weeks ago I went out, and had quite a bit to drink. The result was me doing the AD chicken dance all night, everywhere we went. I even tried to convince the bouncer at a pub to do it with me. Keep in mind that absolutely no one who I was with had ever seen Arrested Development, so they were utterly confused. They did find it pretty hilarious though.
South Park and is something I quote from quite a bit as well.
Friends- definitely! I'm constantly quoting from it actually. That show has a quote for every single situation.

As for films, Anchorman all the way! Too many quotes to choose from! Although I do love lamp...

NegativeCreep

I can never ever remember quotes. So, no I don't use them. I get bored of people who use them all the time fairly quickly too.