winter vomiting bug

stoneill

What a misnomer - a little bit of vomit - but by jasus does the world flood out of your arse in torrents!

Thank you nororvirus, thank you from me for doing something I haven't done since I was five, twice! ****ting my pants!

I heard it comes quick, but it was one moment I'm feeling grand, next moment I wished I was dead and no more than 20 seconds from the nearest toilet.

Kids - heed! - wash your hands often!

dodderangler

Had it two weeks ago
Made it more dramatic than it was
Pukin and ****tin at same time

See ladies you's are not the only ones that can multitask

Kylo Ren

You're talking shit

Defiler Of The Coffin

stoneill wrote: »

Thank you nororvirus, thank you from me for doing something I haven't done since I was five, twice! ****ting my pants!

You're telling us that you've never before followed through on a good fart? Yeah right :rolleyes:

Ihatecuddles-old

I call it poo soup, because when I Have a bug, soup is thicker than my shìt

Anyone who's ever emptied an old radiator knows what it's like.

skinny90

Never had it before until now...just after round 2 to the bowl forced myself to get sick

The Aussie

Yeh it gives me the SH!ts alright, I still can't fart with confidence. :pac:

Calibos

Deleted User wrote: »

Anyone who's ever emptied an old radiator knows what it's like.

Like Passata??

Knowing my luck, I'll come down with it on Christmas Day.

fenris

The old "fear of the fart" lasts for a few days after the vomiting stops!

Strawberry Fields

I had this on Monday the doctor only gave me immodium, I wasn't vomiting though.
I was grand by thursday but after dinner there and reading this I'm starting to panic.

Lisha

Any one else have the pains in the legs too horrific . I hope I never get it again

NegativeCreep

stoneill wrote: »

What a misnomer - a little bit of vomit - but by jasus does the world flood out of your arse in torrents!

Thank you nororvirus, thank you from me for doing something I haven't done since I was five, twice! ****ting my pants!

I heard it comes quick, but it was one moment I'm feeling grand, next moment I wished I was dead and no more than 20 seconds from the nearest toilet.

Kids - heed! - wash your hands often!

But not too often. That can be worse.

kneemos

All diseases should have similarly desciptive names.

weisses

Nature's answer to weightwatchers

Annasopra

I think I have Winter Vomiting Bug. Was throwing up last night til 8am, today I had a light case of diarrheoa and have headaches and have been sleeping on and off all day

lynski

I have laughed at this thread today it is so discriptive - could not have laughed for barfing on fri/sat, for cleaning up after son no2 on sunday, for cleaning up after son no 1 yesterday and comforting other half. But it is a really crappy horrible bug, hoping we are done now

Dublinstiofán

I have this damn thing since Thursday. No amount of imodium can stop that train a comin'

How long does it last?

Cupcake_Crisis

Dublinstiofán wrote: »

I have this damn thing since Thursday. No amount of imodium can stop that train a comin'

How long does it last?

Forever.

dodderangler

Ya got enough toilet roll?
I lived on the fcukin toilet for bout 17 hours a day
Puking and ****ing
Ahhh memories

Dublinstiofán

Its a good one alright. The agonising stomach cramps are a real treat too.

Had to move up to bounty the toilet roll just crumbles.

I have got bounty wet at this stage and its 'strong as bull'

Gummy Panda

I had it on Xmas day

donvito99

I also had it bad for Xmas Day and Stephenses

Since I have a phobia of being sick, I really hope I never get this.

Noxin

Install Norton Anti-Virus.... Sorted!

suicide_circus

a girl in work had it, she told us she had "literally died" because of it. I told her she was looking well considering.

ziggy23

Sounds like food poisoning now that is horrendous had it twice and really thought an alien was going to burst out of my stomach:(

kryogen

Had it Monday to Friday this week, had a little encore this morning, think its gone now though, ****ing nightmare! Arse on the toilet head in the sink, you'd almost feel like a double adaptor!

juice1304

A mate of mine had it a few years ago and had gone down the country to visit his granny, Anyway he was on the bog giving it loads and needed to get sick so he instinctively stood up bent over to puke into the toilet bowl but was still going and managed to squirt brown sauce all over the bathroom it was even on her good curtains everywhere the worst thing of all was the bathroom was carpeted. When he told me what had happened i could'nt stop laughing for about a week.:pac:

TheUsual

Nasty yoke, about 3 days until you are back to normal again.

Keep drinking water and take salt.

I missed the bum part of it, but felt like death anyway.
It's passed by poop, my nephew is 1 years old and I was visiting over Christmas, poxy babies.

Gatling

Caught a dose in hospital recently,
13 days in hospital 9 days of ****s lost nearly 2 stone in weight,considering went in with pneumonia and caught N1H1 and norovirus on top of that ,

Cupcake_Crisis

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I had it on Xmas day

donvito99 wrote: »

I also had it bad for Xmas Day and Stephenses

Everyone in my house had i from Christmas day. 3 people with the vomiting bug, 1 toilet...... it was not good.

DarkJager

I like going outside and spinning in circles when I have to vomit, makes it much more dramatic.

Gatling

Gatling wrote: »

Caught a dose in hospital recently,
13 days in hospital 9 days of ****s lost nearly 2 stone in weight,considering went in with pneumonia and caught N1H1 and norovirus on top of that ,

You got swine flue recently? How recently?

Calibos

His surname us Munchausen...

Gatling

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

You got swine flue recently? How recently?

4 weeks ago caught it in tallaght hospital

admiralofthefleet

ive had a dodgy stomach for over a week now, im getting sick of it. everytime i eat im running to piss rusty water out of my brenda

Witchie

In day 3 of it myself and starting to feel a little better. Been rough though. It really is a nasty one. :-(

Andrew_Doran

It's the poor man's alternative to colonic irrigation.

Son_of_Belial

I've had something all day. Can't even keep water down. That's my Bank Holiday ruined...

OneArt

A LITTLE bit of vomit? Talk about an understatement. It got so bad I was puking up the pure water that I was drinking to keep myself hydrated... Every time I tried to go to sleep I would have a half-dream about someone giving me a whole glass of Jagermeister to drink and that made me run to the bathroom again. WTF, brain?

Thank Buddha my bath is right next to my toilet, unfortunately I didn't always position myself the right way...

corktina

whatever it is it isn't the winter vomiting bug...the Bealtain vomiting bug maybe

Ambersky

Day 2 here. I can kind of understand the OP because the torrent of rusty water or radiator drainage as it has so accurately already been described, comes so fast and unexpected I didnt know what was happening or when it was going to stop.
The vomit in comparison probably wouldn't have been as bad if I hadnt just had a fish dinner. Ive only felt well enough today to try to unblock the bath with and old wire coat hanger and loads of drain cleaner.

I did get some good advice though from D Doc. If you cant eat or drink, suck on a bit of an ice cube. When you can drink a little put loads of ice in a glass and pour some water over that and drink sips of icy water. Apparently the icy water makes your stomach shut down or something and decreases the nausea and vomiting.

Best of Luck to anyone else out there who has it......

Smidge

Ambersky wrote: »

Day 2 here. I can kind of understand the OP because the torrent of rusty water or radiator drainage as it has so accurately already been described, comes so fast and unexpected I didnt know what was happening or when it was going to stop.
The vomit in comparison probably wouldn't have been as bad if I hadnt just had a fish dinner. Ive only felt well enough today to try to unblock the bath with and old wire coat hanger and loads of drain cleaner.

I did get some good advice though from D Doc. If you cant eat or drink, suck on a bit of an ice cube. When you can drink a little put loads of ice in a glass and pour some water over that and drink sips of icy water. Apparently the icy water makes your stomach shut down or something and decreases the nausea and vomiting.

Best of Luck to anyone else out there who has it......

Think this is more than likely your culprit!

Ambersky

Think this (meaning the fish I suppose) is more than likely your culprit!

Thought so too at first but I have had food poisoning before and this is worse, much worse.
Besides cooked the fish myself and it was very fresh. Just didnt like seeing it again so soon and today it wasnt any more pleasant to be dealing with.
Ive seen a doctor definite diagnosis alright.

Smidge

Ambersky wrote: »

Thought so too at first but I have had food poisoning before and this is worse, much worse.
Besides cooked the fish myself and it was very fresh.

I've had the norovirus and food poisoning from fish.
Both very similar in their "reaction":o

Cody Pomeray

This sounds horrific but I almost want to catch it, just to see if it's as bad as people say...

Ambersky

Put in an edit there to say Ive had a definite diagnosis from GP and although similar to the food poisoning Ive experienced Ive had a very bad reaction to the Novovirus this time and needed some help to get through this one.
Guess thats why some people wind up in hospital and others can manage at home by themselves

Smidge

Ambersky wrote: »

Put in an edit there to say Ive had a definite diagnosis from GP and although similar to food poisoning Ive had a very bad reaction and needed some help to get through this one.
Guess thats why some people wind up in hospital and others can manage at home by themselves

My youngest got the noro while being an in-patient at 7 months old.
Horrendous thing, it was so bad that we couldn't even put a nappy on the child as(and don't mean to be graphic)it was literally streaming from the childs insides and was like an acid on contact with the skin(got some really bad burns really quickly).

I got it from the child so feel your pain, my friend:(

SusieBlue

I got it, passed it on the my boyfriend, and recovered. A day or two after I got better he was still sick and he gave it to me again so I got it twice in one week Worst week ever, I'd never been so ill in my life!

Canis Lupus

The worst thing about when you're cured is that you've no confidence in the ability to fart for days afterwards.