winter vomiting bug

stoneill · 22-12-2012 04:20AM #1

What a misnomer - a little bit of vomit - but by jasus does the world flood out of your arse in torrents!

Thank you nororvirus, thank you from me for doing something I haven't done since I was five, twice! ****ting my pants!

I heard it comes quick, but it was one moment I'm feeling grand, next moment I wished I was dead and no more than 20 seconds from the nearest toilet.

Kids - heed! - wash your hands often!

dodderangler · 22-12-2012 04:23AM

Had it two weeks ago
Made it more dramatic than it was
Pukin and ****tin at same time

See ladies you's are not the only ones that can multitask

Kylo Ren · 22-12-2012 04:24AM

You're talking shit

Defiler Of The Coffin · 22-12-2012 04:54AM

stoneill wrote: »

Thank you nororvirus, thank you from me for doing something I haven't done since I was five, twice! ****ting my pants!

You're telling us that you've never before followed through on a good fart? Yeah right :rolleyes:

Ihatecuddles-old · 22-12-2012 05:32AM

I call it poo soup, because when I Have a bug, soup is thicker than my shìt

22-12-2012 05:37AM

Anyone who's ever emptied an old radiator knows what it's like.

skinny90 · 22-12-2012 06:01AM

Never had it before until now...just after round 2 to the bowl forced myself to get sick

The Aussie · 22-12-2012 08:16AM

Yeh it gives me the SH!ts alright, I still can't fart with confidence. :pac:

Calibos · 22-12-2012 04:32PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Anyone who's ever emptied an old radiator knows what it's like.

Like Passata??

Knowing my luck, I'll come down with it on Christmas Day.

fenris · 22-12-2012 07:23PM

The old "fear of the fart" lasts for a few days after the vomiting stops!

Strawberry Fields · 22-12-2012 08:04PM

I had this on Monday the doctor only gave me immodium, I wasn't vomiting though.
I was grand by thursday but after dinner there and reading this I'm starting to panic.

Lisha · 22-12-2012 08:07PM

Any one else have the pains in the legs too horrific . I hope I never get it again

NegativeCreep · 22-12-2012 08:08PM

stoneill wrote: »

What a misnomer - a little bit of vomit - but by jasus does the world flood out of your arse in torrents!

Thank you nororvirus, thank you from me for doing something I haven't done since I was five, twice! ****ting my pants!

I heard it comes quick, but it was one moment I'm feeling grand, next moment I wished I was dead and no more than 20 seconds from the nearest toilet.

Kids - heed! - wash your hands often!

But not too often. That can be worse.

kneemos · 22-12-2012 08:46PM

All diseases should have similarly desciptive names.

weisses · 22-12-2012 09:16PM

Nature's answer to weightwatchers

Annasopra · 06-01-2013 06:35PM

I think I have Winter Vomiting Bug. Was throwing up last night til 8am, today I had a light case of diarrheoa and have headaches and have been sleeping on and off all day

lynski · 15-01-2013 04:47PM

I have laughed at this thread today it is so discriptive - could not have laughed for barfing on fri/sat, for cleaning up after son no2 on sunday, for cleaning up after son no 1 yesterday and comforting other half. But it is a really crappy horrible bug, hoping we are done now

Dublinstiofán · 10-03-2013 01:08AM

I have this damn thing since Thursday. No amount of imodium can stop that train a comin'

How long does it last?

Cupcake_Crisis · 10-03-2013 01:12AM

Dublinstiofán wrote: »

I have this damn thing since Thursday. No amount of imodium can stop that train a comin'

How long does it last?

Forever.

dodderangler · 10-03-2013 01:15AM

Ya got enough toilet roll?
I lived on the fcukin toilet for bout 17 hours a day
Puking and ****ing
Ahhh memories

Dublinstiofán · 10-03-2013 01:23AM

Its a good one alright. The agonising stomach cramps are a real treat too.

Had to move up to bounty the toilet roll just crumbles.

I have got bounty wet at this stage and its 'strong as bull'

Gummy Panda · 10-03-2013 01:34AM

I had it on Xmas day

donvito99 · 10-03-2013 01:36AM

I also had it bad for Xmas Day and Stephenses

10-03-2013 01:40AM

Since I have a phobia of being sick, I really hope I never get this.

Noxin · 10-03-2013 01:43AM

Install Norton Anti-Virus.... Sorted!

suicide_circus · 10-03-2013 01:45AM

a girl in work had it, she told us she had "literally died" because of it. I told her she was looking well considering.

ziggy23 · 10-03-2013 03:56AM

Sounds like food poisoning now that is horrendous had it twice and really thought an alien was going to burst out of my stomach:(

kryogen · 10-03-2013 04:09AM

Had it Monday to Friday this week, had a little encore this morning, think its gone now though, ****ing nightmare! Arse on the toilet head in the sink, you'd almost feel like a double adaptor!

juice1304 · 10-03-2013 04:31AM

A mate of mine had it a few years ago and had gone down the country to visit his granny, Anyway he was on the bog giving it loads and needed to get sick so he instinctively stood up bent over to puke into the toilet bowl but was still going and managed to squirt brown sauce all over the bathroom it was even on her good curtains everywhere the worst thing of all was the bathroom was carpeted.

When he told me what had happened i could'nt stop laughing for about a week.:pac:

TheUsual · 10-03-2013 04:36AM

Nasty yoke, about 3 days until you are back to normal again.

Keep drinking water and take salt.

I missed the bum part of it, but felt like death anyway.
It's passed by poop, my nephew is 1 years old and I was visiting over Christmas, poxy babies.

Gatling · 10-03-2013 04:44AM

Caught a dose in hospital recently,
13 days in hospital 9 days of ****s lost nearly 2 stone in weight,considering went in with pneumonia and caught N1H1 and norovirus on top of that ,

winter vomiting bug

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