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    #32
    Duff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    I'd ate the arse off a low flying duck.

    I'd ate the back door buttered.

    I'd rather shíte on me hands and clap.

    She looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a fork.

    I'd drag me balls through broken glass just to **** in her shadow.

    I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals.


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    #33
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Conchir wrote: »
    Hard at work, or hardly working?
    :confused:

    Workin' hard or hardly workin'?


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    #34
    Duff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    Just realized my above post makes it sound like I'm arguing with myself.


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    #35
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    who pissed in your cornflakes ?(preferably morning time, bad mood)


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    #36
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Fat ugly bitch not sexing her me.


    Am I doing it right lads?


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    #37
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Fat ugly bitch not sexing her me.


    Am I doing it right lads?

    Shove in ist


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    #38
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    An oldie:

    "God forgive me," when it comes hot on the heels of some particularly horrible piece of invective.
    It's like a get-out-of-jail free card which nullifies what came immediately before it.

    "Jaysus he's an awful c*nt an' I hope him an' all his family die horrible slow deaths from crotchrot an' the divil rides them sideways with his crookedy aul cock for all eternity, God forgive me!"


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    #39
    Sorcha16
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Sorcha16


    Take it easy -and if you get it easy, take it twice! :)


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    #40
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    Shove in ist

    Fat uglyist bitch not sexing her me.


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    #41
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    He would get up on the crack of dawn.

    As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.

    He is so mean he would peel an orange in his pocket.

    He's not backwards about going forward.

    He wouldn't give you the steam off his piss.


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    #42
    jluv
    Registered Users Posts: 3,718 ✭✭✭jluv


    Aidan O Brien couldn't train ya!


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    #43
    TheStook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    Take it Easy, but only in this accent. Say it once and you'll never stop



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    #44
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    If someone says that something seems ok.....
    'Thats what the Christians said about the Colosseum...."It looks alright from the outside, lads"


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    #45
    naughtysmurf
    Registered Users Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭naughtysmurf


    As useful as tits on a hen (useless)

    If he saw a pussy he'd probably put a plaster on it (inexperienced)

    He was like a dog with two dicks (happy)


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    #46
    Omar82
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭Omar82


    I will in me ****e


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    #47
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    OMNISHAMBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #48
    Reloc8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    CillianL wrote: »

    On telling lies:
    Jaysus you'd make Lance Armstrong look honest!

    Begob but that's fierce good.

    !

    What if I left out the Jaysus now would I shtill be ok to say it ?

    !!

    I mean, is your man Armstrong some sort of dishonest fella is that it ?

    !!!


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    #49
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    On ugly women: I wouldn't put a walking stick in there
    I wouldn't ride her with yours

    Putting a curse on something: The curse of the seven snotty orphans on it
    The curse of the seven castles of Clonmines on it

    On stuck-up people: I knew him when he had no arse in his pants
    Tis far from champagne he was reared


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    #50
    S28382
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭S28382


    An old friend of mine used to tell anyone who was pissing him off "to go fill a box of matches" and they way he said it was hilarious he also used to say if something wasnt straight "it was as crooked as a rams mickey" twas fair funny.:D



    RIP Ned.


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    #51
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    "Blueshirt bas***ds".

    Well it's my favourite anyway.


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    #52
    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    "To hell with poverty, we'll boil a child"


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    #53
    Locker10a
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 4,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Locker10a


    Heard this by someone describing a very cocky person and how they behave:
    " here's me head me arsh is comming" !! haha LoL'ed at that for days!


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    #54
    Emeraldy Pebbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    A Welsh friend: "Those hailstones are as big as hamsters! Stroll on!" :)


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    #55
    JoeA3
    Registered Users Posts: 7,430 ✭✭✭JoeA3


    "He'd be sound that way"

    as in.....

    "He dumped the bird there last week, but gave her one for the road, cos he'd be sound that way".


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    #56
    emsie80
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭emsie80


    my dad always says ' ud have to go into oconnell street to turn around in them' ( commenting on people with big feet or big boots/shoes ) :)


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    #57
    CillianL
    Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭CillianL


    'Its as gay as Christmas' Where this came from I haven't got a clue!

    'She was the Sunday in every week' I forget the name of the poem its in but its a nice digression from the gutter talk!

    A friend of mine on college graduation attire:
    'I'm not Batman, I don't wan't to wear a cape!'


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    #58
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Better out than in


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    #59
    Say Your Number
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Fall to pieces quicker than a leper in a wind tunnel.
    I hope he dies roaring.


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    #60
    CillianL
    Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭CillianL


    My uncle on someone who can't handle their drink
    'Jaysus he wouldn't drink holy water!'

    Jackie Healy Rae when facing a challenge:
    'I'm going at it with my hat and coat off!'


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    #61
    qz
    Registered Users Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Somebody a bit dim: "He's not the sharpest harpoon in the harpoon factory".


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