Answer a question....ask a question Mk IV

Sephiroth_dude

Yup Ill take some of that and the banana too

Do you like avocados?

Lady Chuckles

I LOVE avocados!!

Mmmm...... :D

Do you like avocados?

Sephiroth_dude

I've never had them :eek:

Have you any recipes for avocados ?

Lady Chuckles

You can stuff it with shrimp-and-mayo-goo or you can make lovely guacamole for your nachos

Will you try an avocado now?

Sephiroth_dude

Well that sounds delightful I shall indeed

To the super market I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ehhhh any chance you could drive me ?

Lady Chuckles

Well, it is your lucky day. I'm just done mending that bike you and SW wrecked :mad::P
Hop up!

Will Dunnes do?

Sephiroth_dude

Puuuuurfect thanks \●/ an it was more sw's fault than mine :-D


do you like cats?

Lady Chuckles

Love 'em :D:D:D

Do you wear a hat even when it's warm outside?

Sephiroth_dude

Aye I do,I'm quite fond of my dragon quest hat :-D

Would you like a strawberry jelly?

Lady Chuckles

Yes please

Do you like jelly more than jam?

Sephiroth_dude

Ehhh I would I suppose

Ever make your own flavour of jam?

Wichita Lineman

No, but my mam did. Gooseberry I think.

Have you ever been a gooseberry (date wise)?

Sephiroth_dude

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

No, but my mam did. Gooseberry I think.

Have you ever been a gooseberry (date wise)?

No but I have been in situations where I felt like one

You?

C.K Dexter Haven

No, never been on someone else's date:D

Isn't gooseberry jam terribly nice in summertime?

Fyda

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

No, never been on someone else's date:D

Isn't gooseberry jam terribly nice in summertime?

I don't like jam But gooseberries are delicious!

What do you prefer, sweet or savoury?

Sephiroth_dude

Sweet

Do you like donuts ?

Fyda

yeah, from time to time.

Ever tried a cronut?

Sephiroth_dude

nope

are they worth trying?

Fyda

No, never had a chance. But I will try them someday...I guess.

What's your favourite cake/pastry/etc.?

Sephiroth_dude

black forest gateaux

Any chance you'd make me one there?

Fyda

Dammit! Now I want one too!

Do you have a recipe?

Sephiroth_dude

I do

50g of butter
200G of self raising flour
3 packets of cherries
a can of fresh cream
a jar of chocolate sprinkles

How does that sound ?

C.K Dexter Haven

Not like the Black Forest I'm used too.

Where's the cocoa powder, the eggs, the double cream and most importantly, the kirch?

Sephiroth_dude

Lady c stole them :-D

Have you seen bad neighbours?

Elmo

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Lady c stole them :-D

Have you seen bad neighbours?

No but I did try to make heston blumenthal black forest gateau!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo9WAIRgh2Y

I got to layer 4! and used aero for the aerated chocolate layer. It was swimming in kirsh! Glug Glug Glug!

It wasn't bad, though the amount of ****ing eggs!

Have you tried making any of heston blumenthal stuff?

Sephiroth_dude

No

Should I give it a lash?

Elmo

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

No

Should I give it a lash?

Yes, you'll just need

A Hoover (A dyson will do)
A Plastic Bag
A **** load of eggs
Loads of Kirsch
An Aero Bar

First take the hoover and place the plastic bag over the noozel, turn the hoover on.

Now in front of the plastic bag place an egg, this should suction on to the hoover until it cracks

while your wait for it to crack, pour yourself a nice generous glass of Kirsch

Now open the aero bar (if you're having difficult there are instruction on the bar showing you how to open it)

Break some of the chocolate away from the other squares

Dip the square into the Kirsch

Has the egg cracked yet?

C.K Dexter Haven

It hasn't, and I've had this Hoover on now for a good 24 hours; I've also run out of Kirsch and aero bars in the meantime- could I replace them with Rum and Cadburys Whole-nut?

Elmo

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

It hasn't, and I've had this Hoover on now for a good 24 hours; I've also run out of Kirsch and aero bars in the meantime- could I replace them with Rum and Cadburys Whole-nut?

At this point your possible very very very drunk. Rum will help you to stay drunk but you will need a spiced rum like Capitan Morgan's as for Cadbury's Whole-nut, I'd suggest Milka with Diam, however this has become increasing difficult to get, so you may have to pop up to Sainbury's in Newry they might have some left or a specialist shop from Sweden.

If the egg has yet to crack just make sure it is actually an egg and not a ping pong ball, ping pong balls will not crack and have little nutritional value but are appearing in more and more egg cartons.

How do you feel about the great Ping Pong Egg Scandal?

Do you ever wonder what its like in my head?

Ted_YNWA

I don't think I'm qualified to answer that. As long qs your crazy doesn't impact me, keep hoovering eggs to your hearts content.

Have you a Hoover you can put on reverse suction & use it as an egg rocket launcher?