Answer a question....ask a question Mk IV

C.K Dexter Haven

It was a while, I give you that, Elmo.

Can I have a first class ticket to Nottingham please?

*see what I did there?*:P

Elmo

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

It was a while, I give you that, Elmo.

Can I have a first class ticket to Nottingham please?

*see what I did there?*:P

Yeah

Did you see thread titled Choooones?

Imagine comentic surgery advertised in the 80s

Pupil: Ah sir your so ugly (makes face and drags feet)
Teacher: Yes well...... (opens his desk and looks at Rivermedical leaflet)
VO: Rivermedical with its famous comentic techiques mean that you be back to looking like yourself in under 3 hours
Teacher now with a full sex change saunters past the pupils and says
Teacher: Barton see me after school
In the background the lads high five each other
Teacher (walks into detention): What's going to work fast and have a long lasting effect on me Barton (she gives a wink into the camera)
VO: Rivermedical works in hours lasts for a lifetime

Is that a bit transphobic?

C.K Dexter Haven

It is a tad Elmo but that was the 80s for ya. Do you think anyone in this forum has an iota of what we're talking about at this point?

Wichita Lineman

Nothing new there lads

Do you know anyone who doesnt like watching Father Ted?

Ted_YNWA

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Nothing new there lads

Do you know anyone who doesnt like watching Father Ted?

No I don't.

What put you onto that train of thought?

confuseddotcom

Erhmmm dunno I did read up the last few questions actually when I opened the Thread, but I'm quite a bit slow on the old uptake so havn't a clue what ye're talking about!! :D But at a very quick glance, there was a sentence with Lads at the end of it so maybe that reminded one of Father Ted and group of priests/lads/boyos/laddos etc?!?


What's your favourite episode of Fr. Ted?

Elmo

confuseddotcom wrote: »

Erhmmm dunno I did read up the last few questions actually when I opened the Thread, but I'm quite a bit slow on the old uptake so havn't a clue what ye're talking about!! :D But at a very quick glance, there was a sentence with Lads at the end of it so maybe that reminded one of Father Ted and group of priests/lads/boyos/laddos etc?!?


What's your favourite episode of Fr. Ted?

The football one, the camping one, the prize car one lots

I used to hate Fr. Ted. It grew on me. Though I still think if RTÉ had done in exactly the same way it would have been axed. And not from religious preservative purely based on critics and the idea RTÉ can do comedy.

Do you like Mrs. Brown?

confuseddotcom

Have to say I didn't at first. Thought it would be too over-the-top like the very first few Airings of Travellin' Bernie or Singin' Bernie or whatever in the feic she was called - where the whole programme was just a string of cursing, but Mrs. Brown ain't too bad at all, it's funny sometimes.


Did you have Crisps today?

Elmo

confuseddotcom wrote: »

Have to say I didn't at first. Thought it would be too over-the-top like the very first few Airings of Travellin' Bernie or Singin' Bernie or whatever in the feic she was called - where the whole programme was just a string of cursing, but Mrs. Brown ain't too bad at all, it's funny sometimes.


Did you have Crisps today?

No unusually, I eat too many Crisps.

What are your favourite kind of Crisps?

C.K Dexter Haven

Salt and vinegar usually hit the spot.

King or Tayto in your shopping basket?

Wichita Lineman

Tayto, although I havent eaten any in a good while. Used to have way too many.

Have you ever been to Tayto Park?

Crisps running wild in their natural habitat, amazing

Elmo

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Tayto, although I havent eaten any in a good while. Used to have way too many.

Have you ever been to Tayto Park?

Crisps running wild in their natural habitat, amazing

no but I hear they have Spaghetti trees.

Of all the novelty crisps (Monster Munch, Chip Sticks, Onion Ring) which are you favourite?

Sephiroth_dude

Monster munch,haven't had them in solo long though.

Yours?

Lady Chuckles

I don't think I've had novelty ones
Unless cheese doodles count :pac:

Do you like bacon flavoured snacks?

Elmo

Lady Chuckles wrote: »

I don't think I've had novelty ones
Unless cheese doodles count :pac:

Do you like bacon flavoured snacks?

Yes like the ones in the pub.

You should veg out some night on novelty ones, mix and match with a video, popcorn, might munch, chipsticks, skips, snaks, pringles, fancy king, keoghs, onion rings, with pickandmix, star bar, moro, twix, twirl. With jd and coke and a nice movie.

What you think?

Sephiroth_dude

Elmo wrote: »

Yes like the ones in the pub.

You should veg out some night on novelty ones, mix and match with a video, popcorn, might munch, chipsticks, skips, snaks, pringles, fancy king, keoghs, onion rings, with pickandmix, star bar, moro, twix, twirl. With jd and coke and a nice movie.

What you think?

I Think we'd get very fat if we did that lol

Lady Chuckles wrote: »

Unless cheese doodles count :pac:

?

Ehhhhhh they don't :P


Are you a very fit person?

Elmo

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I Think we'd get very fat if we did that lol



Ehhhhhh they don't :P


Are you a very fit person?

No have you seen my diet diary lol

I go to the gym and swim on and off. Still no sign of a six pack Could be the diet lol

Do you play sport?

Sephiroth_dude

Yup its probably your diet alright,diet is key to 6 pack success,I go to the gym now and again too but Id love to take up tag rugby or something

ever play tag rugby?

C.K Dexter Haven

I did Dude. Go for it, it's great gas.

What team games do you enjoy?

Elmo

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I did Dude. Go for it, it's great gas.

What team games do you enjoy?

Not sure need to play more

Runner, Sneaker or Trainer?

C.K Dexter Haven

Runner.

Tomato or tomato?:D

Elmo

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Runner.

Tomato or tomato?:D

tomato but if you want to say tomato that is fine

herb or herb?

Ted_YNWA

sounds like a trick question, so I'll say spice.

What is the difference between them two?

Elmo

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

sounds like a trick question, so I'll say spice.

What is the difference between them two?

American's make the h silent, though in fairness there is no h in spice :pac:

Did you know that the H in hospital should be silent?

C.K Dexter Haven

Well, there are sick patients in hospitals so they need all the silence they can get:P

Was that funny?

Wichita Lineman

No.

Would you ever do a stand up comedy routine?

Sephiroth_dude

I would but I'd probably get tomatoes thrown at me for being not funny.


Do you find the video below funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgVGqeIsopA

Merkin

I've the sound turned down on my PC so will have to let you know later!

How is your day going so far?

Sephiroth_dude

Merkin wrote: »

I've the sound turned down on my PC so will have to let you know later!

How is your day going so far?

Ok thanks,trying to study and it is not going well -_-

How is yours?

Merkin

OK thanks, nice having the Bank Holiday and starting the working week on a Tuesday instead, yay

Are you a crammer or a consistent studier then?