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Why doesn't the superglue stick to the tube? Life's little mysteries...

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    #32
    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    flutterflye wrote: »
    A nail bed with a mouth?
    Where do I go to collect my 10 points?

    Oh oh oh - A river!


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    #33
    Michael 09
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Michael 09


    mikom wrote: »
    Very good.

    Now for ten points.......... What has a bed but never sleeps and a mouth but never speaks?

    A river

    Edit: Damn it Flutterflye!!!


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    #34
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    flutterflye wrote: »
    A nail bed with a mouth?
    Where do I go to collect my 10 points?
    flutterflye wrote: »
    Oh oh oh - A river!

    Wrong on both tries.
    Michael 09 wrote: »
    A river

    Edit: Damn it Flutterflye!!!

    No.

    What has a bed but never sleeps and a mouth but never speaks?

    According to my friend Sid the sexist the actual answer is......... The perfect wife.


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    #35
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,236 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I want to kill that ad and everyone even remotely to do with that ad.
    Kill them all dead.
    Then they'll be sorry.

    I'd ride yer wan at the end, Aoife?


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    #36
    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    mikom wrote: »
    Wrong on both tries.

    :(

    A mute insomniac?


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    #37
    davetherave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭davetherave


    An mute insomniac?


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    #38
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Arpa wrote: »
    Humpty Dumpty thing has something to do with Richard 3rd falling off his horse in battle and being trampled to pieces. Doesn't it? I don't know.

    Just watch...
    Ah, well done! One of life's biggest mysteries.

    Why do people find Ricky Gervais funny?


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    #39
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Why when a soccer player scores, he runs like a blue arse fly around the pitch with five more players tearing after him.

    it's justifiable when you scrore a really good goal though..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nPrSjrUnpg


    Good man Robber Robbie


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    #40
    Neewbie_noob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Neewbie_noob


    2ndcoming wrote: »
    Well? Why?! Before a load of experts tell me, let's have this thread for sharing any other little mysteries you wonder about?

    I'll start us off with two more.

    If Buzz Lightyear thinks he isn't a toy, why does he stop moving when humans are around?

    Why does everyone think Humpty Dumpty is an egg?!

    As far as I know it needs air to cure (ie, what the lay man calls dry) as some components need to evaporate away. This is obviously absent in the tube.


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    #41
    audman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    mikom wrote: »

    Very good.

    Now for ten points.......... What has a bed but never sleeps and a mouth but never speaks?
    A river


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    #42
    FairytaleGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 663 ✭✭✭FairytaleGirl


    What do you call a male ballerina?


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    #43
    jessiejam
    Registered Users Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    Why do the nursery rhymes, baa baa black sheep, twinkle twinkle little star, and 'abcdefg' all have the same tune?

    *let the humming begin!
    All together now....


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    #44
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    FairytaleGirl wrote: »
    What do you call a male ballerina?

    Easy enough to work out once you put tu and tu together.


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    #45
    Hilly Bill
    Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭Hilly Bill


    Shryke wrote: »
    Better do some studies on this.

    Go to FAS and tell hem that you want to apply for the Blow Job. :).


    If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it go?


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    #46
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    davetherave wrote: »
    If you have some land, do you own it all the way to the core?
    No. In this country, you own the land down to ten feet or something like that. The land below that belongs to the state.
    Why does an alarm "go off", when it actually turns on?
    Most alarms work on the basis of maintaining an active loop of some kind. When that loop is disturbed it is set to "off" and the siren activates.
    So the alarm has been "set off".


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    #47
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Why is something called cargo if you move it by ship but a shipment if you move it by car?


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    #48
    13spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    If Pinnochio said 'My nose will now grow...' what would happen?


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    #49
    hardCopy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    If Joe Duffy is a socialist, how can he pull over ten times the average industrial wage from the public purse?

    And he sells BMWs ffs


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    #50
    hardCopy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    FairytaleGirl wrote: »
    What do you call a male ballerina?

    A balladeer?


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    #51
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Why is your wife's sister always way hotter than any woman you've ever met after a few drinks at a family party?


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    #52
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?


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    #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Why is it, the thirstier you are, the fewer cans there are in the fridge!


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    #54
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Do gay men get turned on at the sight of their own penis?


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    #55
    christina_x
    Registered Users Posts: 701 ✭✭✭christina_x


    mikom wrote: »
    Why is a blowjob called a blowjob.
    A suckjob possibly......... but a blowjob?

    It used to be called a "below job" but got shortened over time ;)


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    #56
    RB94
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭RB94


    Tide goes in, tide goes out - you can't explain that!


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    #57
    zega
    Registered Users Posts: 207 ✭✭zega


    DingChavez wrote: »
    Why did Frodo not ride the Eagles to Mordor?

    The eagles said they wouldn't carry a thing of pure evil(the ring)


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    #58
    Reloc8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    davetherave wrote: »
    If you have some land, do you own it all the way to the core?

    Yep. And all the way to the top of the sky too.
    Cuius est solum eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos

    'whoever owns the soil, it is theirs all the way to heaven and down to hell'

    That's law that is.

    State owns any minerals in there though.


    Frackers.


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    #59
    [Deleted User]
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    Reloc8 wrote: »
    Yep. And all the way to the top of the sky too.
    Cuius est solum eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos

    'whoever owns the soil, it is theirs all the way to heaven and down to hell'

    That's law that is.

    State owns any minerals in there though.


    Frackers.
    There's frack all under my bit!


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    #60
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    13spanner wrote: »
    If Pinnochio said 'My nose will now grow...' what would happen?

    Mrs. Pinnochio gets ready for her nosejob.


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    #61
    marble
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭marble


    A man is alone in a forest speaking.even though there is no woman around to hear him,is he still wrong?:pac:


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