After kissing a girl

astonaidan

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

pebbles21

and ?....

im invisible

Bet you felt a right tit?

frag420

Your friends told her friends you have aids!!

brummytom

Have you considered getting that published?

ArtSmart

Thinly veiled cleverly concealed ' I have friends' thread

TheBegotten

Jaysus, when I was 13 Id be sound asleep at this time of night. Kids these days...

Glenn_Flinn

frag420 wrote: »

Your friends told her friends you have aids!!

She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

Fromthetrees

I was drinking in a pub once and things happened and stuff...

B.A._Baracus

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

Possible scenarios:

1, the mate who you were being wingman too actually kiboshed you.
2, all girls were "divas" - happens alot when a group of girls are together.
3, combination of the two.


Recommendation: It dont matter.

ArtSmart

im invisible wrote: »

Bet you felt a right tit?

ah, yes, the first feel is always the best...

Local-womanizer

Cool story, you should tell it at parties and stuff....

Scortho

Congrats on no longer being a frigid op

Duiske

Glenn_Flinn wrote: »

She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

What makes you think she was Irish ?

efb

thinly veiled "I got tongue" thread...

belcampprisoner

shes a cock blocker


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock%20block

Internet Hero

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

your giving me brain cancer with that sh1t story bro

Rigol

1. A rumor had been circulating that you/your friends were seriously rich, but your friends 4 friends let slip that you all live in a filthy 1 bed surviving on pizza crust.

2. Said hot girl seriously disliked your friend and kissed you to piss him off and stir shyte.

Vicar in a tutu

you obviously were kissing her with your eyes wide open whilst staring at her friends, they got unnerved, next time close your eyes and think happy thoughts. :):)

dodderangler

im invisible wrote: »

Bet you felt a right tit?

No he said he only kissed her

Duggy747

"Moral of the thread?


I'm claaaaaasssss!!"

Giselle

Glenn_Flinn wrote: »

She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

Ah, still at it I see.

astonaidan

More a not so thinly veiled "My friends are cockblockers" story

yore

..and you liked it? You hope your boyfriend don't mind it?

The Gnome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mirwAmdGZmY

BillyMitchel

Here's exactly what happened.

You're the ugly one and her friends didn't like her being with you so they left. No biggie, happens to the best of us.

jugger0

This in scruffy murphys by any chance?

kjl

Sounds like your friends are a bunch of losers who don't know how to talk to women. I would ditch them if I were you.

kowloon

This reminds me of the time I was in a pub and asked for a drink I liked but they didn't have it. I had to ask the barman what he did have. He told me the names of lots of different drinks that they did have in stock.

It was hard to hear him as the place was quite loud, both from other people and from music. I selected a drink I liked the name of and the barman stated the price of said beverage which I paid in full with money I had taken out of my wallet.

I usually have money ready but I had the correct amount for the drink I was originally getting. As it turns out the price was the same so I was able to provide the barman with the correct change. The barman then poured my pint and I took it and headed back to my friends who were elsewhere in the bar.

To cut a long story short, the pint was satisfactory and II was to purchase several more over the course of the night with all purchases going off smoothly without incident.

im invisible

Tl;dr
we're out of Heinken, Carlsberg do?

asherbassad

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

You want a medal?

Helix

this is the worst thread ive ever seen

danger mouse

What is the point of this thread????

danger mouse

Helix wrote: »

this is the worst thread ive ever seen

Nelis?

Defiler Of The Coffin

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

They told her you don't use paragraphs

flash1080

Feck sake, I've been banned after posting better threads than this.

FearDark

Theyre Irish girls. Thats what they do.

Meet a nice girl in a pub, get to kissing... her friends (nearly always the fat one) will somehow manage to drag said girl away from you.

efb

FearDark wrote: »

Theyre Irish girls. Thats what they do.

Meet a nice girl in a pub, get to kissing... her friends (nearly always the fat one) will somehow manage to drag said girl away from you.

And that's the lads story and they're sticking to it!!!

galwayrush

You have a great future writing for the Irish Independent OP....

The King of Moo

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

"and then I was like "NO WAY!!" and he was like "TOTALLY!!"
I have no idea what this is, something about the OP being annoyed because of losing a game of Pokemon or having to write lines in school or something.
It's one of the worst sentences I've ever seen.

Glenn_Flinn wrote: »

She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

Glenn, I wouldn't have thought it possible, but you're becoming a parody of yourself.
All Irish women have AIDS? If that's the case, why do you always try to have sex with them?
Stop talking utter nonsense.

Real Life

truly enthralling stuff

kiffer

Ah Jaysus you're not after kissing a girl OP... sure didn't she kiss you.

My children's children will hear about this.

smash

FearDark wrote: »

Theyre Irish girls. Thats what they do.

Meet a nice girl in a pub, get to kissing... her friends (nearly always the fat one) will somehow manage to drag said girl away from you.

Or her boyfriend... Hate when that happens!

Plazaman

Good on you OP, fantastic work for one night.

BAM!!! Steal your friends girl right from under his nose....
POW!!! Make out with this girl while your friends give her friends grief...
KABLAM!!! Have a good laugh as a good looking girl leaves and you have to go back to your friends for the night.

What a winning night, the only way it could have got any better is if you scored with two thai girls - BLAMMO!!!! That'd be like winning the lottery (with ye're six matching balls and all).

Optimalprimerib

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

It's obviously a true story, if it wasn't, you would make up something better.

Emeraldy Pebbles

Glenn_Flinn wrote: »

She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

Lame.

Since I'm completely clueless as to what "the bases" are, I'm going to assume the OP made a homerun. Or something.

Mint Sauce

I kissed a girl the other day.



No cock blocking, or wingmanning involved at all op.

marnie d

I really wish I hadn't wasted my time reading this.

OU812

Thinly veiled "I'm Katy Perry in real life" thread...