After kissing a girl

astonaidan · 09-10-2012 12:51AM #1

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

im invisible · 09-10-2012 12:52AM

Bet you felt a right tit?

pebbles21 · 09-10-2012 12:52AM

and ?....

frag420 · 09-10-2012 12:53AM

Your friends told her friends you have aids!!

brummytom · 09-10-2012 12:54AM

Have you considered getting that published?

ArtSmart · 09-10-2012 12:55AM

Thinly veiled cleverly concealed ' I have friends' thread

TheBegotten · 09-10-2012 12:55AM

Jaysus, when I was 13 Id be sound asleep at this time of night. Kids these days...

Glenn_Flinn · 09-10-2012 12:55AM

frag420 wrote: »

Your friends told her friends you have aids!!

She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

Fromthetrees · 09-10-2012 12:56AM

I was drinking in a pub once and things happened and stuff...

B.A._Baracus · 09-10-2012 12:57AM

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

Possible scenarios:

1, the mate who you were being wingman too actually kiboshed you.
2, all girls were "divas" - happens alot when a group of girls are together.
3, combination of the two.

Recommendation: It dont matter.

ArtSmart · 09-10-2012 12:57AM

im invisible wrote: »

Bet you felt a right tit?

ah, yes, the first feel is always the best...

Local-womanizer · 09-10-2012 12:58AM

Cool story, you should tell it at parties and stuff....

Scortho · 09-10-2012 01:00AM

Congrats on no longer being a frigid op

Duiske · 09-10-2012 01:01AM

Glenn_Flinn wrote: »

She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

What makes you think she was Irish ?

belcampprisoner · 09-10-2012 01:02AM

shes a cock blocker

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock%20block

efb · 09-10-2012 01:02AM

thinly veiled "I got tongue" thread...

Internet Hero · 09-10-2012 01:02AM

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

your giving me brain cancer with that sh1t story bro

Rigol · 09-10-2012 01:04AM

1. A rumor had been circulating that you/your friends were seriously rich, but your friends 4 friends let slip that you all live in a filthy 1 bed surviving on pizza crust.

2. Said hot girl seriously disliked your friend and kissed you to piss him off and stir shyte.

Vicar in a tutu · 09-10-2012 01:06AM

you obviously were kissing her with your eyes wide open whilst staring at her friends, they got unnerved, next time close your eyes and think happy thoughts.

:):)

dodderangler · 09-10-2012 01:06AM

im invisible wrote: »

Bet you felt a right tit?

No he said he only kissed her

Duggy747 · 09-10-2012 01:09AM

"Moral of the thread?

I'm claaaaaasssss!!"

Giselle · 09-10-2012 01:17AM

Glenn_Flinn wrote: »

She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

Ah, still at it I see.

astonaidan · 09-10-2012 01:24AM

More a not so thinly veiled "My friends are cockblockers" story

yore · 09-10-2012 02:28AM

..and you liked it? You hope your boyfriend don't mind it?

The Gnome · 09-10-2012 02:56AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mirwAmdGZmY

BillyMitchel · 09-10-2012 03:23AM

Here's exactly what happened.

You're the ugly one and her friends didn't like her being with you so they left. No biggie, happens to the best of us.

jugger0 · 09-10-2012 03:26AM

This in scruffy murphys by any chance?

kjl · 09-10-2012 03:34AM

Sounds like your friends are a bunch of losers who don't know how to talk to women. I would ditch them if I were you.

kowloon · 09-10-2012 04:21AM

This reminds me of the time I was in a pub and asked for a drink I liked but they didn't have it. I had to ask the barman what he did have. He told me the names of lots of different drinks that they did have in stock.

It was hard to hear him as the place was quite loud, both from other people and from music. I selected a drink I liked the name of and the barman stated the price of said beverage which I paid in full with money I had taken out of my wallet.

I usually have money ready but I had the correct amount for the drink I was originally getting. As it turns out the price was the same so I was able to provide the barman with the correct change. The barman then poured my pint and I took it and headed back to my friends who were elsewhere in the bar.

To cut a long story short, the pint was satisfactory and II was to purchase several more over the course of the night with all purchases going off smoothly without incident.

im invisible · 09-10-2012 04:30AM

Tl;dr
we're out of Heinken, Carlsberg do?

asherbassad · 09-10-2012 04:55AM

astonaidan wrote: »

Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

You want a medal?

After kissing a girl

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