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After kissing a girl

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  • #32
    Helix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    this is the worst thread ive ever seen


  • #33
    danger mouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭danger mouse


    What is the point of this thread????


  • #34
    danger mouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭danger mouse


    Helix wrote: »
    this is the worst thread ive ever seen

    Nelis?


  • #35
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

    They told her you don't use paragraphs


  • #36
    flash1080
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭flash1080


    Feck sake, I've been banned after posting better threads than this.


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  • #37
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Theyre Irish girls. Thats what they do.

    Meet a nice girl in a pub, get to kissing... her friends (nearly always the fat one) will somehow manage to drag said girl away from you.


  • #38
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    FearDark wrote: »
    Theyre Irish girls. Thats what they do.

    Meet a nice girl in a pub, get to kissing... her friends (nearly always the fat one) will somehow manage to drag said girl away from you.

    And that's the lads story and they're sticking to it!!!


  • #39
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    You have a great future writing for the Irish Independent OP....


  • #40
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

    "and then I was like "NO WAY!!" and he was like "TOTALLY!!"
    I have no idea what this is, something about the OP being annoyed because of losing a game of Pokemon or having to write lines in school or something.
    It's one of the worst sentences I've ever seen.
    Glenn_Flinn wrote: »
    She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

    Glenn, I wouldn't have thought it possible, but you're becoming a parody of yourself.
    All Irish women have AIDS? If that's the case, why do you always try to have sex with them?
    Stop talking utter nonsense.


  • #41
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    truly enthralling stuff


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  • #42
    kiffer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,098 ✭✭✭kiffer


    Ah Jaysus you're not after kissing a girl OP... sure didn't she kiss you.


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My children's children will hear about this.


  • #44
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    FearDark wrote: »
    Theyre Irish girls. Thats what they do.

    Meet a nice girl in a pub, get to kissing... her friends (nearly always the fat one) will somehow manage to drag said girl away from you.
    Or her boyfriend... Hate when that happens!


  • #45
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Good on you OP, fantastic work for one night.

    BAM!!! Steal your friends girl right from under his nose....
    POW!!! Make out with this girl while your friends give her friends grief...
    KABLAM!!! Have a good laugh as a good looking girl leaves and you have to go back to your friends for the night.

    What a winning night, the only way it could have got any better is if you scored with two thai girls - BLAMMO!!!! That'd be like winning the lottery (with ye're six matching balls and all).


  • #46
    Optimalprimerib
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her
    It's obviously a true story, if it wasn't, you would make up something better.


  • #47
    Emeraldy Pebbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    Glenn_Flinn wrote: »
    She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.

    Lame.


  • #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Since I'm completely clueless as to what "the bases" are, I'm going to assume the OP made a homerun. Or something.


  • #49
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I kissed a girl the other day.

    :)

    No cock blocking, or wingmanning involved at all op.

    :p


  • #50
    marnie d
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭marnie d


    I really wish I hadn't wasted my time reading this.


  • #51
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭OU812


    Thinly veiled "I'm Katy Perry in real life" thread...


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  • #52
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    ah, yes, the first feel is always the best...

    Nah, first feel will always be upstaged by your first go at motorboating a DD or bigger.


  • #53
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    brummytom wrote: »
    Have you considered getting that published?

    you survived ? :eek:


  • #54
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Snowie wrote: »
    you survived ? :eek:
    The autobiography will be out shortly


  • #55
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Well I was out with a group of lads and one of my friends starting talking to a group of girls with the intention of picking up the hot one, I was talking away to the group trying to be his wingman, got bored of him failing so I went for the girl he wanted when he had gone to the bar, fast foward like half an hour she dragged me away from the group, we started making out and then one of her friends whom I was talking to stood beside us and like said "Ok were going everyone in here are dicks" and she basically dragged her out of the pub, I nearly died laughing going back to the lads, never seen a girl as angry in my life, feckers wouldnt tell me what they said to her

    Old people be crazy


  • #56
    granturismo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,001 ✭✭✭granturismo


    That reminds me of this time in bandcamp when ...


  • #57
    [-0-]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    Surely the OP confused boards.ie with blogger.com.


  • #58
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Glenn_Flinn wrote: »
    She was an Irish women i.e. already had the infection, so it wouldn't have made a difference.
    Jesus man, it'd be no wonder why you can't find a girl of any nationality with these bullshit ramblings.
    I'd say if someone could make you bi to give you all the options you'd probably still hang around complaining nobody in the country was good enough.


  • #59
    jessiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    OU812 wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "I'm Katy Perry in real life" thread...

    Jesus H Christ. Fcuk off with the "THINLY VEILED" sh1te have ye anything else to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #60
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭OU812


    ^ Thinly veiled "I know how to get around the swearing filter" post...


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  • #61
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    OU812 wrote: »
    ^ Thinly veiled "I know how to get around the swearing filter" post...

    But he didn't get around it.

    :confused:


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