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Man's drinks...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 207 ✭✭crank_1975


    Appletini FTW :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    I only drink beer, it's pretty much the only drink I like enough to buy. Wine is shiite, most spirits are ****e (and overpriced too).





















    Ok, beer and the occasional hot port


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Whiskey. Double. With a whiskey mixer and a whiskey chaser. Barmaids cream themselves when I order it but quickly dry up when I boke after the first mouthful and ask them to kindly pour a gallon of coke on top of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Had a few bottles of Hens Tooth last night. Got the hiccups. Had to go to bed. Very manly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    Vodka Martini.

    Shaken, not Stirred.

    A dry Manoli and Roussos on the rocks, stirred not beaten, with a twist of lemon, in chilled glasses not frozen, and with two curly little straws.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15




  • Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    Pint of Creme De Menthe is your only man.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 307 ✭✭CodyJarrett


    Not sure if this is true not but I heard that one woman who drank bottles of Grolsch all night woke up and her clit had become penis sized.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,819 ✭✭✭amacca


    whiplashed wrote: »
    Not sure if this is true not but I heard that one woman who drank bottles of Golsch all night woke up and her clit had become penis sized.

    was that average penis sized I wonder

    also...penis sized but not penis shaped?

    also I order whatever I want at the bar and I dont give two ****s what anyone thinks...............now thats manly and everyone in any bar I frequent knows it, one of the few things that would make me reconsider this policy is if the drinks would make my penis turn vagina shaped


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Beamish.. see very few beours drinking beamish

    Or else bovril with cavity blocks and bacon mixed by a V8 engine


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    You'd have to be fairly insecure to give a ****e what other people think of you for what you're drinking...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    geejuice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭Fupping Grasshole


    amacca wrote: »
    was that average penis sized I wonder

    also...penis sized but not penis shaped?

    also I order whatever I want at the bar and I dont give two ****s what anyone thinks...............now thats manly and everyone in any bar I frequent knows it, one of the few things that would make me reconsider this policy is if the drinks would make my penis turn vagina shaped

    Clitorises are mini penises


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Do you think the kind of drink you order reflects your masculinity?

    No and how would it? If you need to drink a certain drink, in order to convey an image of masculinity? Then you're no man.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    anything with jack daniels is a mans drink or vodka or budweiser or carlsberg guiness seems to be popular with more men than women


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    Thread reminds me of Lady Boys.




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