Man's drinks...

Daveysil15

Do you think the kind of drink you order reflects your masculinity?

Yes. Noone ever takes my masculinity seriously when I order a piña colada

Thefirestarter

Yes, that's why all my pints of Guinness come with a little pink umbrella on the side.

Being hard in front of the women an all that.

Where To

I drink water out of a plastic 40 gallon barrel

My name is URL

WD40

Red Hand

I drink my own blood, and t'is pure alcohol.

frozenfrozen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_R6YpLpV90

babymanval

I exclusively drink WKD Blue because it's the ultimate lads' drink... Oh the tomfoolery me and the chaps get up to out on Landann town sculling a few down, what with our practical jokes and gambits.

up for anything

My brother used to hate the taste of most drinks and in those days (late 70s, early 80s) wine in a pub was a hit and miss affair but he loved liquers. He used to get slagged about it and told it was a waste of money but he was sure enough of himself to put up with it. "6 pints of Smithwicks, 2 pints of Guinness, 2 Paddy's and a Creme de Menthe for the girlfriend" is typical of the comments.

Pushtrak

Anyone who gives a crap one way or the other is probably showing more about their mindset than the person who orders something.

frag420

Pint of vodka with a Guinness head barkeep!!

flutterflye

Yes, most definitely.
People are always basking in the glow of my chiseled chin and oozing biceps whenever they see me with my vodka and coke.

Sky King

Its easy to make Bacardi Breezer etc. look manly. Just buy four of them and stagger round spilling them on people and having the craic.

southcentralts

buckfast jagermeister and coke - da black monday - smells like tar, looks like tar, tastes like tar and will put hair on your chest hair.

The King of Moo

I mostly drink coffee, sometimes a cappucino or mocha.

Once, I had a delicious strawberry hot chocolate.

On the infrequent occasions I drink alcohol, I drink whiskey.

Please reassure me that this is socially acceptable!!

cruais

up for anything wrote: »

My brother used to hate the taste of most drinks and in those days (late 70s, early 80s) wine in a pub was a hit and miss affair but he loved liquers. He used to get slagged about it and told it was a waste of money but he was sure enough of himself to put up with it. "6 pints of Smithwicks, 2 pints of Guinness, 2 Paddy's and a Creme de Menthe for the girlfriend" is typical of the comments.

Well I'd rather down 6 Creme de menthe than take a sip of smithwicks! Gick!

Daveysil15

What about cider? I've heard many people say that's a woman's drink, or its only for teenage boys. I do like the auld cider in the summer time though. Tis refreashing!

biko

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
Girls like big hands.

biko

biko wrote: »

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
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Like when you take a picture of your willy beside a snack size mars bar and a funsize can of coke?

kowloon

biko wrote: »

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
Girls like big hands.

I find touching myself makes my hands seem massive .

Edit: Curses on you Whoopsadaisydoodles!!

Gary4279

17 pints of Guinness being pissed against the wardrobe is just about right....

Chuck Stone

Babycham for me please.

saywhatyousee

Daveysil15 wrote: »

What about cider? I've heard many people say that's a woman's drink, or its only for teenage boys. I do like the auld cider in the summer time though. Tis refreashing!

Cider is the Devils piss vile drink.Captain Morgan and Paulner are the way forward.Also no man should ever be seen drinking Coors light

Coriolanus

No. I drink gin & tonic. It seems to be mascara thinner for women though.

kirving

Vodka Martini.

Shaken, not Stirred.

Daveysil15

saywhatyousee wrote: »

Cider is the Devils piss vile drink.Captain Morgan and Paulner are the way forward.Also no man should ever be seen drinking Coors light

Yes well Budweiser is headache in a can, but you don't hear me complaining.

Deus Ex Machina

The alpha male to end alpha males, Ernest Hemingway's drink of choice was the rather effeminate Daiquiri

If you're a real man it matters not a fuck what you drink.

Rabies

if i like it, i'll drink it.
thats it

Daveysil15

Rabies wrote: »

if i like it, i'll drink it.
thats it

I agree. Unfortunately a lot of people are of the opinion that if you're not necking pints of horrible tasting larger then you're not a real man.

darrcow

pimms in a pint glass

krudler

babymanval wrote: »

I exclusively drink WKD Blue because it's the ultimate lads' drink... Oh the tomfoolery me and the chaps get up to out on Landann town sculling a few down, what with our practical jokes and gambits.

I've literally never seen a guy drinking WKD on a night out, ever,who are those ads even aimed at?

Temptamperu

I have a diet coke, it keeps me happy.

Daveysil15

Doesn't a pint seem like a lot when you think about it? I mean, you wouldn't drink 3 pints of orange juice back to back. You wouldn't drink 3 pints of water back to back. If you're drinking pints all night the sheer amount of pissing required is terrible.

Sea Filly

Long Island Ice Teas and Lynchberg Lemonades are manly cocktails.

chin_grin

Thirty four posts and no mention of a white russian? The dude.....The DUDE!

flutterflye

chin_grin wrote: »

Thirty four posts and no mention of a white russian? The dude.....The DUDE!

They are pretty yummy alright

Run some liver and onions through a blender and add some scotch. Lovely.

mauzo

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Doesn't a pint seem like a lot when you think about it? I mean, you wouldn't drink 3 pints of orange juice back to back. You wouldn't drink 3 pints of water back to back. If you're drinking pints all night the sheer amount of pissing required is terrible.

If you drank 3 pints of orange juice I dont think its pissing you should be worried about :p

Gummy Panda

Deleted User wrote: »

Like when you take a picture of your willy beside a snack size mars bar and a funsize can of coke?

Mental note: Must do this later and send to female friends who would appreciate it

El Weirdo

Pint of lager with Gin & Tonic and Baileys chasers for me.

deviladvocate

I've found that not enough people drink strawberry daiquiri's.. They're a real man's beverage!:D

OldGoat

Martini. 'nuff said. :cool:

petes

Ladyboys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW4yAPpEwT0

Blitzkrieger

I couldn't give a s**t what people think of my drink. Down the local I usually drink pints of stout but when I'm in town and suspect a decent cocktail might be available, then it's strawberry daiquirs ftw....

Pushtrak

Pushtrak wrote: »

Anyone who gives a crap one way or the other is probably showing more about their mindset than the person who orders something.

Went out with a definite 10 before who had this typical irish suspicion because I dont drink that often. I remember her almost visibly relieved when I had some pints.

WTF is up with that.


I actually prefer JD & coke and the number of times I`ve had people inspect my coke (coca cola!) with a sniff to make sure there was alcohol in it is just silly!

xflyer

I do get funny looks and comments when I order a West Coast cooler. It's that or the pretty dress I usually wear in the pub.:D

AeoNGriM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Do you think the kind of drink you order reflects your masculinity?

Oh God no, alcohol has no relation to/effect on the male ego whatsoever.

AeoNGriM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I agree. Unfortunately a lot of people stupid swaggering fcuking ar$eholes are of the opinion that if you're not necking pints of horrible tasting larger then you're not a real man.

Thaaaaaat's better :P

Sykk

My brothers mock me when I drink Fat Frogs.. Clearly the elixir of kings were it not guaranteed diabetes.

SEPT 23 1989

Pint bottles of Guinness

2ndcoming

krudler wrote: »

I've literally never seen a guy drinking WKD on a night out, ever,who are those ads even aimed at?

Well, if you think about it, you do see ****loads of girls drinking it everywhere you go, so they probably figure they're guaranteed girls are gonna buy it anyway so they might as well aim their ads at men.