Man's drinks...

Daveysil15 · 31-05-2012 06:43PM #1

Do you think the kind of drink you order reflects your masculinity?

31-05-2012 06:44PM

Yes. Noone ever takes my masculinity seriously when I order a piña colada

Thefirestarter · 31-05-2012 06:46PM

Yes, that's why all my pints of Guinness come with a little pink umbrella on the side.

Being hard in front of the women an all that.

Where To · 31-05-2012 06:49PM

I drink water out of a plastic 40 gallon barrel

My name is URL · 31-05-2012 06:50PM

WD40

Red Hand · 31-05-2012 06:50PM

I drink my own blood, and t'is pure alcohol.

frozenfrozen · 31-05-2012 06:50PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_R6YpLpV90

babymanval · 31-05-2012 06:51PM

I exclusively drink WKD Blue because it's the ultimate lads' drink... Oh the tomfoolery me and the chaps get up to out on Landann town sculling a few down, what with our practical jokes and gambits.

up for anything · 31-05-2012 06:52PM

My brother used to hate the taste of most drinks and in those days (late 70s, early 80s) wine in a pub was a hit and miss affair but he loved liquers. He used to get slagged about it and told it was a waste of money but he was sure enough of himself to put up with it. "6 pints of Smithwicks, 2 pints of Guinness, 2 Paddy's and a Creme de Menthe for the girlfriend" is typical of the comments.

Pushtrak · 31-05-2012 06:52PM

Anyone who gives a crap one way or the other is probably showing more about their mindset than the person who orders something.

frag420 · 31-05-2012 06:52PM

Pint of vodka with a Guinness head barkeep!!

flutterflye · 31-05-2012 06:53PM

Yes, most definitely.
People are always basking in the glow of my chiseled chin and oozing biceps whenever they see me with my vodka and coke.

Sky King · 31-05-2012 06:53PM

Its easy to make Bacardi Breezer etc. look manly. Just buy four of them and stagger round spilling them on people and having the craic.

southcentralts · 31-05-2012 06:55PM

buckfast jagermeister and coke - da black monday - smells like tar, looks like tar, tastes like tar and will put hair on your chest hair.

The King of Moo · 31-05-2012 06:55PM

I mostly drink coffee, sometimes a cappucino or mocha.

Once, I had a delicious strawberry hot chocolate.

On the infrequent occasions I drink alcohol, I drink whiskey.

Please reassure me that this is socially acceptable!!

cruais · 31-05-2012 06:57PM

up for anything wrote: »

My brother used to hate the taste of most drinks and in those days (late 70s, early 80s) wine in a pub was a hit and miss affair but he loved liquers. He used to get slagged about it and told it was a waste of money but he was sure enough of himself to put up with it. "6 pints of Smithwicks, 2 pints of Guinness, 2 Paddy's and a Creme de Menthe for the girlfriend" is typical of the comments.

Well I'd rather down 6 Creme de menthe than take a sip of smithwicks! Gick!

Daveysil15 · 31-05-2012 06:58PM

What about cider? I've heard many people say that's a woman's drink, or its only for teenage boys. I do like the auld cider in the summer time though. Tis refreashing!

biko · 31-05-2012 06:59PM

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
Girls like big hands.

31-05-2012 07:04PM

biko wrote: »

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
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Like when you take a picture of your willy beside a snack size mars bar and a funsize can of coke?

kowloon · 31-05-2012 07:04PM

biko wrote: »

I find that drinking baby Guinness makes my hands look massive.
Girls like big hands.

I find touching myself makes my hands seem massive

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Edit: Curses on you Whoopsadaisydoodles!!

Gary4279 · 31-05-2012 07:04PM

17 pints of Guinness being pissed against the wardrobe is just about right....

Chuck Stone · 31-05-2012 07:07PM

Babycham for me please.

saywhatyousee · 31-05-2012 07:10PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

What about cider? I've heard many people say that's a woman's drink, or its only for teenage boys. I do like the auld cider in the summer time though. Tis refreashing!

Cider is the Devils piss vile drink.Captain Morgan and Paulner are the way forward.Also no man should ever be seen drinking Coors light

Coriolanus · 31-05-2012 07:19PM

No. I drink gin & tonic. It seems to be mascara thinner for women though.

kirving · 31-05-2012 07:22PM

Vodka Martini.

Shaken, not Stirred.

Daveysil15 · 31-05-2012 07:34PM

saywhatyousee wrote: »

Cider is the Devils piss vile drink.Captain Morgan and Paulner are the way forward.Also no man should ever be seen drinking Coors light

Yes well Budweiser is headache in a can, but you don't hear me complaining.

Deus Ex Machina · 31-05-2012 07:36PM

The alpha male to end alpha males, Ernest Hemingway's drink of choice was the rather effeminate Daiquiri

If you're a real man it matters not a fuck what you drink.

Rabies · 31-05-2012 07:41PM

if i like it, i'll drink it.
thats it

Daveysil15 · 31-05-2012 07:48PM

Rabies wrote: »

if i like it, i'll drink it.
thats it

I agree. Unfortunately a lot of people are of the opinion that if you're not necking pints of horrible tasting larger then you're not a real man.

darrcow · 31-05-2012 07:52PM

pimms in a pint glass

krudler · 31-05-2012 07:59PM

babymanval wrote: »

I exclusively drink WKD Blue because it's the ultimate lads' drink... Oh the tomfoolery me and the chaps get up to out on Landann town sculling a few down, what with our practical jokes and gambits.

I've literally never seen a guy drinking WKD on a night out, ever,who are those ads even aimed at?

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