€2k to €7k in a month?how??

DeVore

Red. Twice.

Or you know, Black. If you prefer...


*Do not take any of this advice. If you need 7K go to a credit union and deposit the 2K and see what they say. ie: Talk to professionals in the business... not, for example, AH.

partyatmygaff

Give me €1000 and i'll contact my cousin in Sierra Leone. His cousin's friend's uncle's cousin is a Prince and with your cooperation we can unlock his fortune.

Kolido

harrison fraud wrote: »

Long story but i only have €2k spare at the mo and need to turn it into €7k before the end of the month or i am fcuked!!!

How do i do it??Any ideas??

If ya tell us the long story we might have a swip round for ya

robvondoom

Step 1:- Collect Underpants
Step 2:- ____________
Step 3:- PROFIT!!!

Sell a kidney, i hear they are worth a lot and you only need 1.

weemcd

Kolido wrote: »

If ya tell us the long story we might have a swip round for ya

What he said.

aston

I'll lend it to you

Owryan

man city/bayern (win outright) win double will return €3100 , man city/bayern win in 90 min gives you just over 4 grand

But

if you back chelski to win in 90 min your return is..........................€9629.63

harrison fraud

I did the bet but only put €200 on....thank fcuk!...........anyhows still got €1800 to save my bacon!

Anymore ideas or will just cut my losses ?

le la rat

Cut your losses? Only thing worse than a loser is a quitter

IrishAm

harrison fraud wrote: »

I did the bet but only put €200 on....thank fcuk!...........anyhows still got €1800 to save my bacon!

Anymore ideas or will just cut my losses ?

Anything to be said for having another mass?

ConorSTF

harrison fraud wrote: »

I did the bet but only put €200 on....thank fcuk!...........anyhows still got €1800 to save my bacon!

Anymore ideas or will just cut my losses ?

Apologies.

awec

Invest it.

In property.

RachaelVO

Owryan wrote: »

man city/bayern (win outright) win double will return €3100 , man city/bayern win in 90 min gives you just over 4 grand

But

if you back chelski to win in 90 min your return is..........................€9629.63

Jesus wept, of all the places to ask for ideas you turn to AH and follow through on a stupid mother effing bet. I know name calling isn't allowed in AH, but you're a GOB****E!

Go to the credit union with your 1800 and ask them for help FFS

Richard Hillman

Pay a league of Ireland goalkeeper €500 to throw a game and the rest on betting on the match. repeat process for the next few weeks.

Feeona

Let 2k=x
Then 3x+0.5x=3.5x
Plug 2k back into the equation
So 3(2k) + 0.5(2k)=6k+k=7k

Easy peasy!

And people say you don't need algebra when you leave school, shame on them :mad:

donegal_road

any chance you could disclose what you need the €7k for? you might get better advice as to how you could bargain your way out of this..

There was a guy in the news a year ago who spent his last €2k on a billboard advertisement on Merrion Square which read 'Save me from Emigration'... link

He landed a job with Paddy Power (ironically enough OP)

Owryan

RachaelVO wrote: »

Jesus wept, of all the places to ask for ideas you turn to AH and follow through on a stupid mother effing bet. I know name calling isn't allowed in AH, but you're a GOB****E!

Go to the credit union with your 1800 and ask them for help FFS

Shove your GOB****E up ur swiss, i was in the spirit of AH offering a NOT v serious way of raising money . Anyone who would gamble to try n raise money needs a good talking to

wp_rathead

Hold a fixed raffle

daz801

anyone elses bet on drug money?

themandan6611

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Rent your bum out.

at €20 a bum ride, it'll take 250 bum fu*ks minus a couple of tubs of sudo-cream, Teddy has done that before so it can be done

Nonoperational

The only way most people could possible do that short term is gambling. €2k on a decent 5/2 shot would be my tactic!

deandean

In a month? Sheet that is easy.
Get jobs in 2 McDonalds.
Go from one to the other so you are working 24/7.
At €10 per hour that's 10 * 24 * 28 = €6,720 in a month.
My consultancy fee = €1000, payal please.
Enjoy the free food!

dirtyden

harrison fraud wrote: »

I did the bet but only put €200 on....thank fcuk!...........anyhows still got €1800 to save my bacon!

Anymore ideas or will just cut my losses ?

Why would you only put 200 on?

A coward is not going to turn 2k into 7k.

ConorSTF

dirtyden wrote: »

Why would you only put 200 on?

A coward is not going to turn 2k into 7k.

Well, to be fair, it was the right decision in the end.

harrison fraud

ConorSTF wrote: »

Well, to be fair, it was the right decision in the end.

You dont feel so guilty now?:D

k.p.h

I actually have a gambling proposition that have the odds exactly for the return you are looking for... 80% chance of return too..

harrison fraud

k.p.h wrote: »

I actually have a gambling proposition that have the odds exactly for the return you are looking for... 80% chance of return too..

Fire away!

ConorSTF

harrison fraud wrote: »

You dont feel so guilty now?:D

Looking back, I was just looking for a quick fix for you. There were much better bets to be found. Apologies.

harrison fraud

ConorSTF wrote: »

Looking back, I was just looking for a quick fix for you. There were much better bets to be found. Apologies.

Ok cheers anymore then that i can do?...