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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #1172
    FintanMcluskey
    Registered Users Posts: 8,268 ✭✭✭FintanMcluskey


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    LP record sleeves.

    Particularly ones by the likes of Linda Ronstadt or Dana Gillespie. Obviously, Roxy Music’s ‘Country Life’ too.

    Carly Simon no secrets Vinyl cover

    Google is your friend, not sure it’s safe to link here


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    #1173
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,437 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Hangdogroad wrote: »
    That reminds me, the Joy Of Sex video which caused such a furore on the Late Late Show. There was fella in it having a **** who looked like the singer from Extreme.(that More Than Words pop metal crowd)

    I've got that song stuck in my head now with an image of yer man from Extreme jerking off. "More than Words" indeed! :D


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    #1174
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Hangdogroad wrote: »
    That reminds me, the Joy Of Sex video which caused such a furore on the Late Late Show. There was fella in it having a **** who looked like the singer from Extreme.(that More Than Words pop metal crowd)

    Did security throw him out?


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    #1175
    ShatterAlan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    The music mags like NME.


    Once in a while they'd have a pic of Becki Bondage or some punk/new wave girl in fishnets.


    Hammered myself crippled.


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    #1176
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Wild at Heart; Laura Dern's character putting on her halter-top


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    #1177
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,829 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    The bikini chicks dancing around on MTV Grind.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



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    #1178
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,529 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    FintanMcluskey wrote: »
    Carly Simon no secrets Vinyl cover

    Google is your friend, not sure it’s safe to link here

    I should add the gatefold album of Olivia Newton-John’s ‘Physical’ was another.

    The tide is turning…



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    #1179
    Larbre34
    Registered Users Posts: 23,817 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Triton and Mira shower brochures.


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    #1180
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    I should add the gatefold album of Olivia Newton-John’s ‘Physical’ was another.

    The leotard was something, I bet!


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    #1181
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    The foreign films they used to show on network 2 on Thursday(?) nights.

    🙈🙉🙊



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    #1182
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    cineclub?


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    #1183
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    fryup wrote: »
    cineclub?

    I'd say so


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    #1184
    black & white
    Registered Users Posts: 1,209 ✭✭✭black & white


    Back in the early ‘80’s one of the lads at work swore he had a w@nk to the Big Ed loves Mona ad on the TV. Was for a new brand of yogurts and was a basic enough cartoon


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    #1185
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,529 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    black & white wrote: »
    Back in the early ‘80’s one of the lads at work swore he had a w@nk to the Big Ed loves Mona ad on the TV. Was for a new brand of yogurts and was a basic enough cartoon

    Was it “Big Ed” himself or the cartoon girls singing? They had that weird Betty Boop-like head.

    The tide is turning…



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    #1186
    black & white
    Registered Users Posts: 1,209 ✭✭✭black & white


    The cartoon girls, that was the days of RTE 1 & 2 only so his options were limited


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    #1187
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    fryup wrote: »
    cineclub?

    That was it! Sadly missed from the RTE schedule, along with The Last Picture Show and No Disco etc..

    🙈🙉🙊



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    #1188
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    it was either in the Sunday Independent or Press - full page Playtex bra ad with two models


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    #1189
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    I kid you not, during clearout last year, i found this tucked inside cover of Peig from 1986.
    Sunday Tribune.
    Obviously the cover image of Peig was just not doing it for me anymore.

    b1PzQdY
    https://ibb.co/b1PzQdY

    Blindest lad with the hairiest hands in Rang na Gaeilge!!


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    #1190
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Nice!


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    #1191
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    branie2 wrote: »
    Nice!
    Some of those ladies could be boardsies mums by now.......ouch!!


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    #1192
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Andrea B. wrote: »
    Some of those ladies could be boardsies mums by now.......ouch!!

    Past coming back to haunt them if they saw that ad again


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    #1193
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    branie2 wrote: »
    Past coming back to haunt them if they saw that ad again
    Reckon they'd be chuffed to see them....


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    #1194
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The advert I mentioned was from 1993


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    #1195
    [Deleted User]
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    Thread needed a theme song :pac:



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    #1196
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    branie2 wrote: »
    The advert I mentioned was from 1993
    My 1986 ones would've started waxing by then.


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    #1197
    jiltloop
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    The lingerie section of the Avon catalogue, there was alwas one lying around the house.


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    #1198
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    F£#@ sake. Innocent but brilliant times!


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    #1199
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    It's a pity we can't see pictures from the old Family album catalogues online


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    #1200
    L1011
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 67,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Adam Rickitt - I Breathe Again video whenever it came on TV.

    Freddie Ljungberg's Calvin Klein ads tied in with getting decent internet access.


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    #1201
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,437 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    L1011 wrote: »
    Adam Rickitt - I Breathe Again video whenever it came on TV.

    Freddie Ljungberg's Calvin Klein ads tied in with getting decent internet access.

    Ah Adam Rickitt, the original Nick Tilsley in Coronation Street. I have vague memories of that music video :D

    Anyway while staying with a relative when I was a teenager I came across a Great Sex Guide book that they obviously had forgotten to hide away while I was staying there. Any quiet moment alone I'd get I would take a peek at the book.
    The models in it weren't particularly attractive, the man was hairy and balding while the woman had a brunette bubble perm and a wrinkled smoker's mouth. Still though to a teen in the early 90's this was like as if I struck gold as the balding hairy guy and the bubble perm smoker got up to quite a lot of very explicit stuff. By the end of my stay there I didn't have a drop left in me.


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