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    #182
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    ^^^ Yer man doesn't have much of a tan though, does he?

    Secant you shall find, I suppose.


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    #183
    ascophere
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭ascophere


    Foodie Jesus died for your potato gratins.
    Alt rocker Jesus died for your NIИs.

    Edit: 3 year old thread bloody hell. How did that pop up on my front page? Divine intervention I guess. Checkmate atheists.


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    #184
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Alcoholic Jesus died for your double gins.


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    #185
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,365 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Mythological Jesus died pointlessly.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #186
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,132 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Aswerty wrote: »
    Buddhist Jesus died for your reincarnations

    Gardening Jesus died for your carnations.


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    #187
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,517 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    Android Jesus died for your ROMs.


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    #188
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Rival Jesus vied for your sins.


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    #189
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,132 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Lawyer Jesus lied for 4 mins.


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    #190
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    ascophere wrote: »
    3 year old thread bloody hell. How did that pop up on my front page? Divine intervention I guess. Checkmate atheists.

    The board works in mysterious ways.


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    #191
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Theologically rubbish Jesus died for your mental bins.


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    #192
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Pro drift Jesus died for your rims.


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    #193
    fisgon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭fisgon


    Haiku Jesus died for a leaf
    drifting on a summer wind
    dust on the water


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    #194
    Frito
    Registered Users Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Frito


    Post-communist Jesus died for Putin
    Atheist Jesus died for Dawkins


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    #195
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    GTA Jesus died for your crims.




    Oh, wait....I've another one.

    Amputee Jesus died for your limbs.



    Where did this thread spring from?! I like it.


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    #196
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Morbidly obese Jesus died with 10 chins.


    Bloody hell, I must be very bored. Time for bed.


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    #197
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Immortal Jesus "died" for your sins.


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    #198
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Sporty Jesus died for your wins.


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    #199
    Frito
    Registered Users Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Frito


    fickle Jesus died for your whims.


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    #200
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Bowling/wrestling Jesus died for your pins.


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    #201
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Refuse sack Jesus died for your bins.

    Pearl Jam Jesus died for your Mandolins.

    Stand up Jesus died for your grins.


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    #202
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Phishing Jesus would die for your PINs.


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    #203
    roosh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,553 ✭✭✭roosh


    Bryan Adams Jesus died for your first real six string.

    Native American Jesus died for the Algonquins.


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    #204
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    Toker Jesus died for your skins


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    #205
    roosh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,553 ✭✭✭roosh


    Interior designer Jesus died for your curtains.

    Alcoholic Jesus died from delirium tremens.


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    #206
    Stealthfins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭Stealthfins


    Jesus died for your sins, so for Christians he left out their bins.
    Fornicators and collaborations can not do the stations, and so then inflicted financial inflation.

    As for the agnostic, he tried to get them to join but for the unbelievers they got the kick in the groin.

    Maybe this is a load of balls but for ye it's the final call.

    This is only a joke, I don't mean to offend anyone...


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    #207
    roosh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,553 ✭✭✭roosh


    Stealthfins wrote: »
    Jesus died for your sins, so for Christians he left out their bins.
    Fornicators and collaborations can not do the stations, and so then inflicted financial inflation.

    As for the agnostic, he tried to get them to join but for the unbelievers they got the kick in the groin.

    Maybe this is a load of balls but for ye it's the final call.

    This is only a joke, I don't mean to offend anyone...

    Hozier Jesus died so you can him to church?


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    #208
    roosh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,553 ✭✭✭roosh


    Batman Jesus died for the Penguin


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    #209
    roosh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,553 ✭✭✭roosh


    Thomas & Martha Wayne Jesus died so that Batman begins.


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    #210
    pauldla
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    Batman Jesus! I love it


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    #211
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I am the lord thy batman, thou shalt have no other super heroes before me.


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