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10-04-2012 10:39am

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Last week, I saw a Facebook comments page which started with:

"Jesus died for your sins"

...and quickly descended into a battle to see who could come up with the funniest variation of this statement "X Jesus died for your X" I thought it might work here (given the meandering of the "Does love exist?" thread).

So, I'll kick off (without reference to that Facebook page but can't promise I haven't subconsciously assimilated it):

Rubbish Jesus died for your bins.

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#2 10-04-2012 10:42am

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Aluminium Jesus died for your tins

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#3 10-04-2012 10:54am

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Funny Jesus died for your grins.

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#4 10-04-2012 11:01am

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:rolleyes:

Also a lot more here.

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/etlhs/blank_jesus_died_for_your_blank/

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#5 10-04-2012 11:07am

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Browser Compatible Jesus died for your shims.

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#6 10-04-2012 11:09am

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EA Jesus died for your Sims.

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#7 10-04-2012 11:17am

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Thinking Jesus died for your hmmms

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#8 10-04-2012 11:19am

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Fruit cup Jesus died for your Pimm's.

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#9 10-04-2012 11:26am

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Covetous gym buddy Jesus would die for your leggings.

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#10 10-04-2012 11:31am

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Manly actor Jesus died for your Baldwins.

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#11 10-04-2012 11:33am

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Stylist Jesus dyes for your whims.

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#12 10-04-2012 11:37am

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Banker Jesus died for your PINs.

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#13 10-04-2012 11:37am

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Iconoclast Jesus died for his own reasons.

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#14 10-04-2012 11:39am

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Rasta Jesus died for your skins.

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#15 10-04-2012 11:42am

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North Korean Jesus died for your Kims

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#16 10-04-2012 11:51am

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South Korean Jesus died for your scrims.

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#17 10-04-2012 11:53am

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Alcoholic jesus died for your gins

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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Leg man Jesus died for your pins.

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Obese Jesus died for your chins.

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#20 10-04-2012 11:59am

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Leg man Hosiery manufacturer Jesus died dyed for your pins.

Sorry, fixed that.

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#21 10-04-2012 12:01pm

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Conjoined Jesus died for your twins

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#22 10-04-2012 12:05pm

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EMC Jesus died for your Syms.

MrP

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Conspiracy theorist Jesus blogged for the U.S. Government's sins. :pac:

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#24 10-04-2012 12:13pm

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Aquatic Jesus died for your fins.

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#25 10-04-2012 12:15pm

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MagicMarker wrote: »

Aquatic Jesus died for your fins.

Scandinavian Jesus died for your Finns.

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Female orgasm Jesus died for your quims.

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#27 10-04-2012 12:27pm

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RAM Jesus died for your DIMMS.

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#28 10-04-2012 12:34pm

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Steakhouse Jesus died for your Berni Inns.

(Bit English?)

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#29 10-04-2012 12:35pm

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Jesus the Hutt died for his chins.

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#30 10-04-2012 12:35pm

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Arthurian Jesus died for your Guins.

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Viet Cong Jesus died for your Ho Chi Minhs.

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#32 10-04-2012 12:39pm

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doctoremma wrote: »

Steakhouse Jesus died for your Berni Inns.

(Bit English?)

Only a bit. At least you didn't try to rhyme and scan Chicken Tikka Masala.

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#33 10-04-2012 12:41pm

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LOTR jesus died for your goblins.

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#34 10-04-2012 12:43pm

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Family Values Jesus died for your kins.

Sewing Jesus died for your pins.

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Nazi Jesus died for your Godwins.

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Antibiotic Jesus died for your penicillins.

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Reason died for Jesus

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Hipster Jesus died before you sinned

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Car enthusiast Jesus died for your rims

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Pedo Jesus died for your kids.

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In Soviet Russia, you die for Jesus!

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#43 10-04-2012 4:05pm

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Anagram Jesus dried four sins, yo!

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Words with friends Jesus died for a triple word score.

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#45 10-04-2012 4:26pm

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One more and then I'll stop....

Jewish Hipster Jesus dyed your foreskins

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Spoonerism Jesus lied for your daughter.

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Atheist Jesus died for Dawkins. :pac:

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#48 10-04-2012 5:57pm

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Historical Jesus died.

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Recursive Jesus died for your (Recursive Jesus died for your (Recursive Jesus died for your (Recursive Jesus died for your (...

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#50 10-04-2012 6:09pm

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Fat Jesus dieted for skinny jeans.

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#51 10-04-2012 6:12pm

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Emo Jesus dyed for your fringe.

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