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10-04-2012 11:39am

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doctoremma

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Last week, I saw a Facebook comments page which started with:

"Jesus died for your sins"

...and quickly descended into a battle to see who could come up with the funniest variation of this statement "X Jesus died for your X" I thought it might work here (given the meandering of the "Does love exist?" thread).

So, I'll kick off (without reference to that Facebook page but can't promise I haven't subconsciously assimilated it):

Rubbish Jesus died for your bins.

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#2 10-04-2012 11:42am
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Aluminium Jesus died for your tins

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#3 10-04-2012 11:54am
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Funny Jesus died for your grins.

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#4 10-04-2012 12:01pm
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:rolleyes:

Also a lot more here.

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/etlhs/blank_jesus_died_for_your_blank/

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#5 10-04-2012 12:07pm
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Browser Compatible Jesus died for your shims.

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#6 10-04-2012 12:09pm
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EA Jesus died for your Sims.

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#7 10-04-2012 12:17pm
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Thinking Jesus died for your hmmms

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#8 10-04-2012 12:19pm
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Fruit cup Jesus died for your Pimm's.

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#9 10-04-2012 12:26pm
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Covetous gym buddy Jesus would die for your leggings.

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#10 10-04-2012 12:31pm
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Manly actor Jesus died for your Baldwins.

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#11 10-04-2012 12:33pm
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Stylist Jesus dyes for your whims.

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#12 10-04-2012 12:37pm
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Banker Jesus died for your PINs.

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#13 10-04-2012 12:37pm
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Iconoclast Jesus died for his own reasons.

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#14 10-04-2012 12:39pm
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Rasta Jesus died for your skins.

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North Korean Jesus died for your Kims

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#16 10-04-2012 12:51pm
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South Korean Jesus died for your scrims.

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#17 10-04-2012 12:53pm
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Alcoholic jesus died for your gins

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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Leg man Jesus died for your pins.

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Obese Jesus died for your chins.

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#20 10-04-2012 12:59pm
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Leg man Hosiery manufacturer Jesus died dyed for your pins.

Sorry, fixed that.

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#21 10-04-2012 1:01pm
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Conjoined Jesus died for your twins

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#22 10-04-2012 1:05pm
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<NERD ALERT>

EMC Jesus died for your Syms.

MrP

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Conspiracy theorist Jesus blogged for the U.S. Government's sins. :pac:

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Aquatic Jesus died for your fins.

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MagicMarker wrote: »

Aquatic Jesus died for your fins.

Scandinavian Jesus died for your Finns.

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Female orgasm Jesus died for your quims.

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#27 10-04-2012 1:27pm
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RAM Jesus died for your DIMMS.

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#28 10-04-2012 1:34pm
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Steakhouse Jesus died for your Berni Inns.

(Bit English?)

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#29 10-04-2012 1:35pm
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Jesus the Hutt died for his chins.

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#30 10-04-2012 1:35pm
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Arthurian Jesus died for your Guins.

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Viet Cong Jesus died for your Ho Chi Minhs.

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