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    doctoremma wrote: »
    Steakhouse Jesus died for your Berni Inns.

    (Bit English?)

    Only a bit. At least you didn't try to rhyme and scan Chicken Tikka Masala. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭smokingman


    LOTR jesus died for your goblins.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Family Values Jesus died for your kins.

    Sewing Jesus died for your pins.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Zamboni


    Nazi Jesus died for your Godwins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Antibiotic Jesus died for your penicillins.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Tree surgeon Jesus died for your limbs


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,408 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Reason died for Jesus


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,455 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Hipster Jesus died before you sinned


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Car enthusiast Jesus died for your rims


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Pedo Jesus died for your kids.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    In Soviet Russia, you die for Jesus!


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,455 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Anagram Jesus dried four sins, yo!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    Words with friends Jesus died for a triple word score.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,455 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    One more and then I'll stop....

    Jewish Hipster Jesus dyed your foreskins


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    Spoonerism Jesus lied for your daughter.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Atheist Jesus died for Dawkins. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Historical Jesus died.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    Recursive Jesus died for your (Recursive Jesus died for your (Recursive Jesus died for your (Recursive Jesus died for your (...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,772 ✭✭✭Mark Hamill


    Fat Jesus dieted for skinny jeans.


  • Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭Bloody Nipples


    Emo Jesus dyed for your fringe.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Dyslexic Jesus dide fore yur sons.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    sins died for your neutrino Jesus.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Fairy tale Jesus did for the Grimms.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Masochistic Jesus died for his own pleasure.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Future Jesus died for snu-snu


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,518 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    No more nails Jesus died from the fumes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,973 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    ComicJesus.png

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39 Bumblebee Man


    Bowling Jesus died for your pins.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Future Jesus will be sent back in time to kill Sin's mother, because otherwise Sin will start a revolution to kill all messiahs before they take over.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


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