Due to die in one week.

lastlaugh

Dear all,

I have been diagnosed with a terminal form of brain infection and the docs have told me I only have one week to live.

I leave behind a wife and several children but they have asked me to find out some funny things to do before I finally kick the bucket and leave them as they love me so much.

You probably are wondering what I am doing posting here as it is Ah after all but I know you guys are caring and fun too!

So can you give me some fun things to do before I go?

chin_grin

Apt username.

Also "terminal form of brain infection". Who was your doctor, Nick perhaps?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

some 15 year olds?

kippy

If you're serious, get off boards, get outside, go for a walk on the beach.

Nothingbetter2d

rob anglo irish bank, then aib, then, boi and then give it all to bertie ahern for his pension fund

Sykk

Take out a massive loan and donate it to a hospital..... Imagine, they're all like "Where's my money n shít" and the hospital is all like "Was a donation yo" and they be like "But we're not interestd in helping the sick n shít... "Dat ass".

TanG411

*Obligatory response video*

bicardi19

Haha "Several children".

the groutch

been getting ideas from this guy I think

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056588011

phasers

What, do you have loads of illegitimate children you've lost count of or something?

lastlaugh

chin_grin wrote: »

Apt username.

Also "terminal form of brain infection". Who was your doctor, Nick perhaps?

Yes it is like a strain of Meningytus but it is much worse.

My Brain Consultant is an Indian woman you probably dont know her.

Thanks

chin_grin

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

*Obligatory response video*

This might suit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd06s1LNik

RachaelVO

Are ya really serious OP????

Well that just well and truly suck the **** outta your week!

For a start leave messages and notes around for your family to find in the years to come. Funny ones. You gotta do the mandatory videos for the kids.

After that keep the kids of school and do stuff with them.

are the banks after your house?

Seachmall

lastlaugh wrote: »

My Brain Consultant is an Indian woman you probably dont know her.

Hm, I think I met her at a mixer last weekend.

Indian lady if I'm not mistaken.

lastlaugh

testicle wrote: »

Blast her with piss.

If your reffing to my Indian Doctor I would like to give her one but I'm not into golden showers and scat type things thanks all the same.

pickarooney

I'm not sure attention-whoreism is fatal but good job in starting your own thread when your pathetic attempts to make people aware of your existence in the other one got you this far.

lastlaugh

kippy wrote: »

If you're serious, get off boards, get outside, go for a walk on the beach.

Im looking for help and suggestions, I havent any time to deal with heartless people at this stage so if you have nothing positive to contribute just go now, OK?

phasers

Get a giant face tattoo and a Prince Albert

chin_grin

lastlaugh wrote: »

Yes it is like a strain of Meningytus but it is much worse.

My Brain Consultant is an Indian woman you probably dont know her.

Thanks

Do you know what, I could have taken you seriously if you spelled 'meningitis' correctly. Must be your 'brain infection'.

Ah yeah that Indian woman! Is Medulla Oblongata her name?

lastlaugh

pickarooney wrote: »

I'm not sure attention-whoreism is fatal but good job in starting your own thread when your pathetic attempts to make people aware of your existence in the other one got you this far.

Cruel and heartless, and a pretty sh!t post for someone who is a 'Creative writing' mod.

Do you sit around in a tweed jacket getting fat?

gosuckonalemon

lastlaugh wrote: »

Dear all,

I have been diagnosed with a terminal form of brain infection and the docs have told me I only have one week to live.

I leave behind a wife and several children but they have asked me to find out some funny things to do before I finally kick the bucket and leave them as they love me so much.

You probably are wondering what I am doing posting here as it is Ah after all but I know you guys are caring and fun too!

So can you give me some fun things to do before I go?

OMG I'm so sorry to hear, but hey at least you're not homeless with exams to do!

Orando Broom

You could sort out a LOT of Ireland's problems in a week.

Is this how we've become? Someone says they're about to die and the first reaction of most people is to mock him? Fake or not, that's pretty messed up.

Mental Mickey

The movie "Spamalot" comes to mind.

I smell a troll

lastlaugh

chin_grin wrote: »

Do you know what, I could have taken you seriously if you spelled 'meningitis' correctly. Must be your 'brain infection'.

Ah yeah that Indian woman! Is Medulla Oblongata her name?

She does mention that alot and I do think she is a bit self obseessd, possibly. The infection is taking hold now and sometimes I feel like I'm in the creative writing forum, its like a nightmare...

stovelid

You have a brain?

RachaelVO

This thread started off so well, it's already starting to fall apart...

Ah well, it'll be close soon and we can all just get on with our lives.

... oh wait...

AboutTwoFiddy

OP if you're taking the piss it's a shitty and very low thing to do.

lastlaugh

Mental Mickey wrote: »

The movie "Spamalot" comes to mind.

I smell a troll

You standing to close to yourself agian? :pac:

chin_grin

lastlaugh wrote: »

Cruel and heartless, and a pretty sh!t post for someone who is a 'Creative writing' mod.

Do you sit around in a tweed jacket getting fat?

What stage is this? Denial, acceptance or just a joke gone horribly wrong? I just can't tell.

Could be Stage 2.

Orando Broom

Deleted User wrote: »

Is this how we've become? Someone says they're about to die and the first reaction of most people is to mock him? Fake or not, that's pretty messed up.

Ah here.....

lastlaugh

Deleted User wrote: »

are the banks after your house?

They try to take it but I got a posse of people who know the law and eviction and got them to go away.

The Banks are playing ball now thanks for your concern you are a sweet and genuine person and I have a lot of respect for you know.

Mental Mickey

lastlaugh wrote: »

You standing to close to yourself agian? :pac:

LOL at your spelling mistakes. You've got responses to your "problem", now, if you really do have a week to live - please f**k off outta here and do something constructive.

Faolchu

IF this is true and you're not doing it posting for giggles then spend as much time with your family. fun things to do would be simply enjoying life, building sand castles with the kids or playing ball in the park. hell even just take them out of the city for the day to see some of the wonderful sights this country we live in has to offer.

if you are doing it for giggles then blast yourself in the face with yore ma's piss

chin_grin

lastlaugh wrote: »

They try to take it but I got a posse of people who know the law and eviction and got them to go away.

The Banks are playing ball now thanks for your concern you are a sweet and genuine person and I have a lot of respect for you know.

You know 'who'? :pac:

lastlaugh

stovelid wrote: »

You have a brain?

I know you are hard man and obviously rateed very highly here given your obscene post count so please don't mock me.

Can we not be friends? I know you are mid fourties now?

lastlaugh

chin_grin wrote: »

You know 'who'? :pac:

They are a group who have educated thenselves in the law of the land and stand up against evil Sherriffs and evictions they are kind of like the ATeam. They dont take no sh!t.

Mental Mickey

Ok, it's not funny anymore. I think you need to get out and look for a job.

Wossack

brain damage! this explains a few things alright

RIP though

definitely terminal you say? can we petition the mods to have you account closed after the week?

chin_grin

Ok lastlaugh, teach us. What tests did the 'brain doctor' do to find out you're going to die in a week?

Talk us through the process of the tests, you finding out and how your family and friends have reacted. Think of it as the comfy AH couch.

lastlaugh

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

OMG I'm so sorry to hear, but hey at least you're not homeless with exams to do!

Please God I will have a home for eternity soon but thanks for you input you have helped me greatly putting things in perspective now.

lastlaugh

Wossack wrote: »

brain damage! this explains a few things alright

RIP though

definitely terminal you say? can we petition the mods to have you account closed after the week?

I might leave my account to my eldest child so no thanks.

2ndcoming

I've never been so close to writing some serious abuse that'd definitely get me banned than reading this thread. I'm amazed a few people haven't bitten the troll-bullet yet so to speak.

Mental Mickey

Mods lock this down before it gets nasty.

stovelid

lastlaugh wrote: »

I know you are hard

Only when your ma is around.

chin_grin

Hey lastlaugh, stop avoiding the question. Tell us how you found out and what your family and friends said before posting on to a public forum.

stovelid

Maybe I'm being too harsh.

Cretinism does qualify as a brain infection of sorts.

Mental Mickey

2ndcoming wrote: »

I've never been so close to writing some serious abuse that'd definitely get me banned than reading this thread. I'm amazed a few people haven't bitten the troll-bullet yet so to speak.

Don't stoop to his level

Swampy

I can see the mods closing your account in 7 days. I also forsee a permanent ban if your ghost tries a re reg.

Mental Mickey

2ndcoming wrote: »

I've never been so close to writing some serious abuse that'd definitely get me banned than reading this thread. I'm amazed a few people haven't bitten the troll-bullet yet so to speak.

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