The most pleasurable experience

luckyfrank

What is the most in your opinion

1 Sex

2 Quenching an unbelievable thirst

3 Relieving your self of a piss you've being holding for hours

4 Eating when you havnt eating for ages

5 Sleeping

6 Relieving an itch


Well whatch think ?

What would you choose

Gummy Panda

Taking a poop

arybvtcw0eolkf

7. Wheelies

luckyfrank

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Taking a poop

that can hurt, especially when it comes out sideways

Doc Ruby

Having sex while scratching my nose with one hand, eating a deeelicious chicken tikka and mash potato sangidge and drinking a pint of guinness to relieve my desperate starvation and thirst, all while taking a piss in my sleep.

Turtyturd

When you wake up and realize it's Saturday and you don't have to go to work.

Frank Black

Atari Jaguar

seanbmc

The feeling that you don't have a time to get up in the morning.

Jen Pigs Fly

1. Scratching an itch

2. Waking up at like 2am knowning I have another 5 hours in bed

3. The feeling of wearing brand new clothes

4. A nice hot bath after a long, cold day.

5. Taking off my bra after a long day, lads have no idea just how good it feels.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

definitely the piss one
i've almost cried taking a piss the sense of relief was so much

Tidyweb

Taking your bra off after a hard day

kfallon

Backing a winner that you've been plotting for months, even better if you took fancy ante post odds, complete smug satisfaction

Jen Pigs Fly

Tidyweb wrote: »

Taking your bra off after a hard day

Amazing isnt it, and scratching where the underwire was. bliss

im invisible

You take off yer bra, and i'll make the tea

starbelgrade

Seeing the disappointed look in my childrens eyes as I down the last of the weekends slab of booze on a Sunday evening & fall comatose into the armchair.

dmc17

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

lads have no idea just how good it feels.

Maybe you should let them try it........:D

Stiffler2

luckyfrank wrote: »

that can hurt, especially when it comes out sideways

I hate that, best thing to do in this case is suck it back up before it creates a side vagina of your bumhole.

Then stand up and move your hips in the same way an ice cream man moves the cone when pouring ice cream, this turns your poo vertical again before releasing.

ronan45

Getting back over my back garden wall after grabbing my neigbours panties and bra off the line still moist

Jen Pigs Fly

dmc17 wrote: »

Maybe you should let them try it........:D

Stick on a bra so and wear it around for the next 12 or so hours :rolleyes:

Bad Panda

Jumping into a freezing cold swimming pool in the searing heat.

I love water.

Bad Panda

ronan45 wrote: »

Getting back over my back garden wall after grabbing my neigbours panties and bra off the line still moist

You're in Ireland chief, they're called 'knickers'!

44leto

"striking down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And they will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon them."

Fizman

Sneezing.

Is it just me or is there something slightly orgasmic about it?

Funglegunk

Having sex with a duck. It's like God shook your hand with his mind.

keithclancy

Finish work on a Friday and on the couch, Chicken Korma, a German Weizen beer and Top Gear.

AngryBollix

Funglegunk wrote: »

Having sex with a duck. It's like God shook your hand with his mind.

What makes it really great is that theres more than one way to f*ck a duck

kylith

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Taking a poop

Yep. Having a massive dump is a great feeling.

OldGoat

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

5. Taking off my bra after a long day, lads have no idea just how good it feels.

I beg to differ. We know exactly how good it feels to take someones bra off. It's been a goal of ours from an early age and it never loses it's fascination.

martinmcdonnell

Taking her bra off after a long hard day!

Eggonyerface

Meeting up in the airport bar for the first drink of the holidays

foxyboxer

A very deep sleep.

Regeneration for the win.

pragmatic1

Drugs, specifically pharmaceutical grade opiates.

Funglegunk

Using cotton buds in your ears. Is it supposed to feel this good?

coco_lola

Having a big stretch when you're exhausted... Or you have been driving/sitting for a long period of time.. amazing!

Plumpynuter

Blowjob > Sex

Friel

Definitely taking a piss.

tmc86

becoming enlightened and realising your true path in life as an activitst after watching a Kony 2012 video

abouttobebanned

Lot of people think that taking a piss or a dump is better than sex. What is this? Japan? FFS...

link_2007

Scratching the sole of your foot with a fork.

Il Trap

starbelgrade wrote: »

Seeing the disappointed look in my childrens eyes as I down the last of the weekends slab of booze on a Sunday evening & fall comatose into the armchair.

Post of the day. I'm stifling the laughter here in work.

St.Spodo

Hearing the needle hit the groove and spiraling through another day.

KTRIC

kylith wrote: »

Yep. Having a massive dump is a great feeling.

Having a massive dump in work first thing in the morning is great. Knowing that you're getting paid for it makes it all the better.

biko

Poll added

Underpaid Mike

Eating a bag of taytos and chocolate at the same time.
End of discussion

Arabella

Finally managing to free something from your teeth that has been stuck between them all day. Bliss!

kylith

KTRIC wrote: »

Having a massive dump in work first thing in the morning is great. Knowing that you're getting paid for it makes it all the better.

Very true.

Balmed Out

Normally I get up an hour and a half before the other half so the very odd time when Im off and she's up early its so nice to roll over and go back to sleep as shes getting up.

lastlaugh

Realizing that no one has seen you after you have drivin your old banger into someones really expensive parked BMW or Merc.

af_thefragile

Driving a bit too fast through narrow twisty country roads!

arybvtcw0eolkf

Cleaning your ears with cotton buds - dildo's for your ears

Pleasurable little bastards those things are!.

starlit

Sleeping/after a good nights sleep, Chocolate, coffee, booze and feeling nice after a shower, being snug and warm.