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The most pleasurable experience

  • 12-03-2012 10:19AM
    #1
    luckyfrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭


    What is the most in your opinion

    1 Sex

    2 Quenching an unbelievable thirst

    3 Relieving your self of a piss you've being holding for hours

    4 Eating when you havnt eating for ages

    5 Sleeping

    6 Relieving an itch


    Well whatch think ?

    What would you choose

    The most pleasurable experience? 336 votes

    Sex
    0% 0 votes
    Quenching an unbelievable thirst
    39% 132 votes
    Relieving yourself of a piss you've being holding for hours
    4% 16 votes
    Eating when you havnt eating for ages
    35% 119 votes
    Sleeping
    4% 15 votes
    Relieving an itch
    9% 32 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    2% 10 votes
    Other
    3% 12 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Taking a poop


  • #3
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    7. Wheelies :D


  • #4
    luckyfrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Taking a poop

    that can hurt, especially when it comes out sideways


  • #5
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Having sex while scratching my nose with one hand, eating a deeelicious chicken tikka and mash potato sangidge and drinking a pint of guinness to relieve my desperate starvation and thirst, all while taking a piss in my sleep.


  • #6
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    When you wake up and realize it's Saturday and you don't have to go to work.


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  • #7
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Atari Jaguar


  • #8
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    The feeling that you don't have a time to get up in the morning.


  • #9
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    1. Scratching an itch

    2. Waking up at like 2am knowning I have another 5 hours in bed :D

    3. The feeling of wearing brand new clothes

    4. A nice hot bath after a long, cold day.

    5. Taking off my bra after a long day, lads have no idea just how good it feels.


  • #10
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    definitely the piss one
    i've almost cried taking a piss the sense of relief was so much


  • #11
    Tidyweb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 402 ✭✭Tidyweb


    Taking your bra off after a hard day


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  • #12
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Backing a winner that you've been plotting for months, even better if you took fancy ante post odds, complete smug satisfaction :D


  • #13
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Tidyweb wrote: »
    Taking your bra off after a hard day

    Amazing isnt it, and scratching where the underwire was. bliss


  • #14
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    You take off yer bra, and i'll make the tea


  • #15
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Seeing the disappointed look in my childrens eyes as I down the last of the weekends slab of booze on a Sunday evening & fall comatose into the armchair.


  • #16
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,887 ✭✭✭dmc17


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    lads have no idea just how good it feels.

    Maybe you should let them try it........:D


  • #17
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    luckyfrank wrote: »
    that can hurt, especially when it comes out sideways


    I hate that, best thing to do in this case is suck it back up before it creates a side vagina of your bumhole.

    Then stand up and move your hips in the same way an ice cream man moves the cone when pouring ice cream, this turns your poo vertical again before releasing.


  • #18
    ronan45
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭ronan45


    Getting back over my back garden wall after grabbing my neigbours panties and bra off the line still moist :o


  • #19
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    dmc17 wrote: »
    Maybe you should let them try it........:D

    Stick on a bra so and wear it around for the next 12 or so hours :rolleyes:


  • #20
    Bad Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda


    Jumping into a freezing cold swimming pool in the searing heat. :)

    I love water.


  • #21
    Bad Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda


    ronan45 wrote: »
    Getting back over my back garden wall after grabbing my neigbours panties and bra off the line still moist :o

    You're in Ireland chief, they're called 'knickers'! :p


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  • #22
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    "striking down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And they will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon them."


  • #23
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Sneezing.

    Is it just me or is there something slightly orgasmic about it?


  • #24
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    Having sex with a duck. It's like God shook your hand with his mind.


  • #25
    keithclancy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    Finish work on a Friday and on the couch, Chicken Korma, a German Weizen beer and Top Gear.


  • #26
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Funglegunk wrote: »
    Having sex with a duck. It's like God shook your hand with his mind.


    What makes it really great is that theres more than one way to f*ck a duck


  • #27
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Taking a poop
    Yep. Having a massive dump is a great feeling.


  • #28
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    5. Taking off my bra after a long day, lads have no idea just how good it feels.
    I beg to differ. We know exactly how good it feels to take someones bra off. It's been a goal of ours from an early age and it never loses it's fascination.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #29
    martinmcdonnell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 ✭martinmcdonnell


    Taking her bra off after a long hard day!


  • #30
    Eggonyerface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 733 ✭✭✭Eggonyerface


    Meeting up in the airport bar for the first drink of the holidays


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  • #31
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    A very deep sleep.

    Regeneration for the win.


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