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  • #32
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Drugs, specifically pharmaceutical grade opiates.


  • #33
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    Using cotton buds in your ears. Is it supposed to feel this good?


  • #34
    coco_lola
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭coco_lola


    Having a big stretch when you're exhausted... Or you have been driving/sitting for a long period of time.. amazing!


  • #35
    Plumpynuter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭Plumpynuter


    Blowjob > Sex


  • #36
    Friel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Friel


    Definitely taking a piss.


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  • #37
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    becoming enlightened and realising your true path in life as an activitst after watching a Kony 2012 video


  • #38
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Lot of people think that taking a piss or a dump is better than sex. What is this? Japan? FFS...


  • #39
    link_2007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    Scratching the sole of your foot with a fork.


  • #40
    Il Trap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭Il Trap


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Seeing the disappointed look in my childrens eyes as I down the last of the weekends slab of booze on a Sunday evening & fall comatose into the armchair.
    Post of the day. I'm stifling the laughter here in work.


  • #41
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    Hearing the needle hit the groove and spiraling through another day.


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  • #42
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    kylith wrote: »
    Yep. Having a massive dump is a great feeling.

    Having a massive dump in work first thing in the morning is great. Knowing that you're getting paid for it makes it all the better. :D


  • #43
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Poll added


  • #44
    Underpaid Mike
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭Underpaid Mike


    Eating a bag of taytos and chocolate at the same time.
    End of discussion


  • #45
    Arabella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 ✭Arabella


    Finally managing to free something from your teeth that has been stuck between them all day. Bliss!


  • #46
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Having a massive dump in work first thing in the morning is great. Knowing that you're getting paid for it makes it all the better. :D
    Very true.


  • #47
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,710 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    Normally I get up an hour and a half before the other half so the very odd time when Im off and she's up early its so nice to roll over and go back to sleep as shes getting up.


  • #48
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Realizing that no one has seen you after you have drivin your old banger into someones really expensive parked BMW or Merc.


  • #49
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Driving a bit too fast through narrow twisty country roads!


  • #50
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Cleaning your ears with cotton buds - dildo's for your ears :D

    Pleasurable little bastards those things are!.


  • #51
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Sleeping/after a good nights sleep, Chocolate, coffee, booze and feeling nice after a shower, being snug and warm.


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  • #52
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Tantric sneezing. Advise to practice alone or in the presence of someone who's seen / accepted your contorted cum face.


  • #53
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Pints by the fire in a country pub after a brisk walk on a winter's day.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #54
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Using this....

    http://www.vitalphysio.com/product_images/d/888/headmassage__99153_zoom.gif

    Equals this....

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/742/sweetjesus.jpg

    :D


  • #55
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I voted sex, but as a sufferer of mild eczema I have often compared scratching the itch to the pleasure of sex.


  • #56
    starch4ser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭starch4ser


    You can't beat emptying your bowels. I sometimes get a burst of energy and an intense feeling of wellbeing afterwards. :D


  • #57
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    getting into either brand new or freshly washed bedsheets.

    decent showers, not crappy trickling tap ones but full on hotel style high pressure showers, cant beat it.


  • #58
    clintondaly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly


    Fizman wrote: »
    Sneezing.

    Is it just me or is there something slightly orgasmic about it?

    It has been measured as approx. 1/8 of an orgasm


  • #59
    clintondaly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly


    Seeing someone get what they deserved


  • #60
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,785 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    Popping a nice big juicy whitehead :pac:


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  • #61
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    For me it would have to be sex followed closely by falling into a bed warmed by electric blanket when you are absolutely wrecked tired and on the go for the last 20hr or thereabouts.

    Those guys here saying taking a dump is pleasurable then this is actually a sex thing as when you take a huge dump it rubs your prostate on the way through which is akin to a prostate massage or buttsecks. I doubt if women have the same feeling when dropping a log.


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