W*nking husband

jockeyboard

Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

Share please

4zn76tysfajdxp

jockeyboard wrote: »

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

They're not white lies. They're big black lies. Your husband's stuck, married to a liar and you begrudge him a harmless tug?

token101

jockeyboard wrote: »

Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

Share please

I'm sleeping with her sister

MickySticks

So your husband is a wanker?

jockeyboard

I never said i begrudge him his ****, i dont want to know it though!

And he is a wanker.

I am not a liar, i select what is necessary for him to know.

jockeyboard

token101 wrote: »

I'm sleeping with her sister

lies (hopefully)

wandatowell

jockeyboard wrote: »

i select what is necessary for him to know.

Your husband really chose well when he married you didn't he?

The poor fella. Leave him have his ****, its probably the only joy he has in life

minidazzler

jockeyboard wrote: »

Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

Share please

You lie about money, he tells the truth about masturbation...and HE'S the bad guy?

By the way, he probably knows you lie about the clothes, but he lets it go because it's not a big deal to him...you should probably do similar

risteard7

jockeyboard wrote: »

Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

Share please

Im sure you enjoy an odd flick now and again

nothing wrong with it

jockeyboard

wandatowell wrote: »

Your husband really chose well when he married you didn't he?

The poor fella. Leave him have his ****, its probably the only joy he has in life

what?? Why??

Dudess

She didn't say he's not allowed ****.

jockeyboard

Dudess wrote: »

She didn't say he's not allowed ****.

exactly! I laughed but wondered why he told me for no good reason out of nowhere! Like it was not necessary for me to have that info!

The_Thing

You're jealous because his dick is bigger than yours.

mikemac1

jockeyboard wrote: »

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

Your husband needs to take the chequebook off you

You can't be trusted

Biggins

minidazzler wrote: »

...By the way, he probably knows you lie about the clothes, but he lets it go because it's not a big deal to him...you should probably do similar

Very true.

humberklog

Who was the actress? Molly Ringwald?

Teyla Emmagan

jockeyboard wrote: »

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

In fairness, those are actual lies, not white lies. Not that you're the only woman who does the same, but you're still trying to decieve your husband.

up for anything

Another 2 pages of this crap and you'll be completely demonised, OP.

wandatowell

jockeyboard wrote: »

what?? Why??

Why???

I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

Thats why.

jockeyboard

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

In fairness, those are actual lies, not white lies. Not that you're the only woman who does the same, but you're still trying to decieve your husband.

lots of high morals in after hours this morning.....

jockeyboard

wandatowell wrote: »

Why???

I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

Thats why.

wow. Just wow.

candy-gal1

jockeyboard wrote: »

exactly! I laughed but wondered why he told me for no good reason out of nowhere! Like it was not necessary for me to have that info!

but surely if your in a relationship/married to someone, you should be able to say whatever to that person, and them to you, as long as its truthful.
i mean sugarcoat it a little if you really have to/want to but he was just having a conversation with you, bit of fun imho. :pac:

its only a problem if he can say things like that, but then gets annoyed etc if you say the same or vice versa. :rolleyes:

theres a hell of a lot worse things that can be done to you from a bf etc, it sounds like you have quite the healthy relationship, from his end anyway, once neither of you are being/getting hurt then whats the problem

4zn76tysfajdxp

This is a marriage set for destruction. Built on a foundation of lies and deceit. And tugging. Best give him back the keys to the Audi A3, pack up the kids (Ioslodail and Iascaracht) and move back in with your mother. Let the man tug now in peace.

lividduck

personally I think you should quit now!
You are on a definite loser.

Namlub

You're the bad guy. Apologise immediately.

wandatowell

jockeyboard wrote: »

wow. Just wow.

Is that what your husband said when he wanked himself thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker???


Jesus he has god awful taste in women.

44leto

WTF is wrong with lying, you really don't want to be in a absolute truthful relationship, the only time that would ever work is your relationship with your psychologist.

Humans lie it keeps the peace and egos intact. Jenny Agutter and Blondy I had many a "tug" about them.

tricky D

wandatowell wrote: »

Your husband really chose well when he married you didn't he?

Blindness might have had something to do with the choice.

jockeyboard

Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

krudler

wandatowell wrote: »

Is that what your husband said when he wanked himself thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker???


Jesus he has god awful taste in women.

I remember her when she was a pony

bizmark

wandatowell wrote: »

Why???

I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

Thats why.

.....Hours ?

ChunkyLover_53

OP if that actress even remotely looks like one of your friends or relatives chances are your hubby has made the old trouser snake vomit to the thoughts of them too.

Just saying.

Dudess

wandatowell wrote: »

jockeyboard wrote: »

what?? Why??

Why???

I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

Thats why.

Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.

Logical Fallacy

jockeyboard wrote: »

Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

It's AH, anyone you think is offended is just winding you up I reckon.

Threads in here get a little bit Escher tbh.

jockeyboard

wandatowell wrote: »

Is that what your husband said when he wanked himself thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker???


Jesus he has god awful taste in women.

sometimes you just instantly dislike someone....

humberklog

Lori Singer?

Bipolar Joe

Your man used to have a **** in his younger days whilst thinking about an actress, he tells you. You spend more money than you admit to him on clothes. Money is more important than decade old sperm (Depending on who the sperm belongs to, I suppose).

Ghandee

jockeyboard wrote: »

Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

Your rising to the bait.....

Their cunning plan has worked.......


**twiddles his pencil moustache**

ChunkyLover_53

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Your man used to have a **** in his younger days whilst thinking about an actress, he tells you. You spend more money than you admit to him on clothes. Money is more important than decade old sperm (Depending on who the sperm belongs to, I suppose).

Damn

Time to get rid of the crusty sock collection so.

humberklog

Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science?

Just noticed that Weird Science has two words together that break the "I before E except after C" rule.

krudler

Dudess wrote: »

Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.

hush your diplomacy, there's an AH mob in formation here :pac: so grab a pitchfork or gway with your logic and rational thinking.

wandatowell

krudler wrote: »

I remember her when she was a pony

The first time I saw her she was staring alongside Toby Maguire and Jeff Bridges in Seabiscuit

What a talented Mare she is!

krudler

humberklog wrote: »

Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science?

Just noticed the Weird Science has two words together that break the "I before E except after C" rule.

there's tons of words that do, its one of those grammatical rules that probably has more exceptions than ones that follow it.

candy-gal1

44leto wrote: »

WTF is wrong with lying, you really don't want to be in a absolute truthful relationship, the only time that would ever work is your relationship with your psychologist.

em, yeah :rolleyes:

i mean maybe if you absolutly had to a few slight white lies are okish if your just dating someone and nothing more, but maybe its just me but i wouldnt feel comfortable lying to someone i was in a relationship with and loved, and if your not comfortable being with someone in some way then whats the point

maybe thats just me though

My name is URL

wandatowell wrote: »

Why???

I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

Thats why.

Jaysus, that's a bit much!

Micky Dolenz

Some people are as funny as a rectal exam.

Did we find out the actress?

ChunkyLover_53

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Some people are as funny as a rectal exam.

Did we find out the actress?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Lansbury

Gummy Panda

Dudess wrote: »

Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.

Why do you want to listen to jockeyboard's husband's **** stories?

booboo88

jockeyboard wrote: »

Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

Im pretty sure they is winding you up, well I hope.
Theres being funny...then we have those people who take it too far

Stormageddon

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Lansbury

I splooged. Then I rang everyone I know to tell them about it. Some things are on a need to know basis. This is one of those things.

Bipolar Joe

booboo88 wrote: »

Im pretty sure they is winding you up, well I hope.
Theres being funny...then we have those people who take it too far

They didn't take it too far, there's no such thing. They're just not funny.