I suspect my neighbours are living in sin

Rabidlamb

They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up & the woman just blushed quietly.
I notice they never leave for Mass on a Sunday morning, their car is always there.
I took in a package from Amazon for them one day & I noticed her surname is different to his.

I know their landlord & I feel I should report them so that he's aware of all the facts.
I can only imagine the shame I would feel were it happening under my roof.
Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.
We used be so proud of our estate, terrible to see it go downhill like this.

Coriolanus

I lol'd.

Insect Overlord

Cool story, bro.

Babybuff

report them to God that'll teach em

Lando Griffin

They have a TV licence though, right?

stone them for adultery

pragmatic1

Call the priest quickly.

Ficheall

You should report them - 1850 715 815.

who the fug

bluewolf wrote: »

stone them for adultery

You need a permit for that

Sauve

But how could they have had a child if they're not married?

Seachmall

I had the same problem. I informed the landlord of the issue and they were promptly evicted.

Now a nice young couple lives there, wedding vows intact. We even attend their calf sacrifice every Sunday evening.

Manach

If you are happy with non-martial family which are not as stable as martial families and hence more of drain on tax-payers and without any moral framework beyond a self-centered individualistic mindset - good for you.

Nodin

Rabidlamb wrote: »

They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up & the woman just blushed quietly.
I notice they never leave for Mass on a Sunday morning, their car is always there.
I took in a package from Amazon for them one day & I noticed her surname is different to his.

I know their landlord & I feel I should report them so that he's aware of all the facts.
I can only imagine the shame I would feel were it happening under my roof.
Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.
We used be so proud of our estate, terrible to see it go downhill like this.

Perhaps if you slipped some pamphlets in the door that extoll the benefits of christian marriage....how the sex is better when baby Jesus approves and all that.

Nothingbetter2d

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.

hmmmm now which one of these names on the sex offender's list is yours

Father Rabidlamb of God maybe?

mikemac1

You call the priest OP and I'll meet you there with my shotgun

The two of us can be witnesses and the priest will get this sorted quick

John Doe1

The fact that there are people who still think like this in Ireland is what is really sad

electrobanana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50PbTompgB8

Nodin

Manach wrote: »

If you are happy with non-martial family which are not as stable as martial families and hence more of drain on tax-payers and without any moral framework beyond a self-centered individualistic mindset - good for you.

So once you know you've ninjas next door, you know you're ok.

Cee-Jay-Cee

How can you be proud of an estate???? Its just a bunch of houses where dole scroungers live together in squallor.

Theyre probably saving their dole and welfare payments to get married in the future, just because you have been on the dole/welfare longer and managed to get married ten years ago doesnt make you any better than them, shame on you for looking down on those poor b'stards!

Auguste Comte

bluewolf wrote: »

stone them for adultery

That's where it all started, first they got stoned, then..........

Biggins

I'm here saying the rosary that your fears are not true OP!

gerard65

manafana

i PMSL

sunflower27

Are you OK, OP?

I can't imagine the shock. Now you are expected to live with the guilt of knowing this. How selfish of them.

(((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))))))

KTRIC

"John 8:7 - Let he is without sin cast the first stone."

So OP, if you have everything in your house in order then take these heathens out the back and stone them. You know its your Christian duty

mikemac1

Anyone can do an emergency baptism, you don't need a priest

So good idea OP, get your bottle of holy water and run out to the green where the child is playing and save their eternal soul

Anyone

I'll say a prayer for them OP

Biggins

I think we should organise an intervention.
We got to help those lost souls!

sunflower27

Anyone wrote: »

I'll say a prayer for them OP

And for the OP who has to live with this. It's horrific.

curlzy

To be honest I feel sick that this is happening, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

mikemac1

A warning to all

This is what happens when you vote in Ruari Quinn and the godless Labour party.
Society breaks down

Rastapitts

down with this sort of thing!

Zebra3

bluewolf wrote: »

stone them for adultery

OP never mentioned adultery.

sunflower27

And this child, born out of wedlock, is actually playing with the other children....:eek::eek: right under all your noses :eek::eek:

KTRIC

Zebra3 wrote: »

OP never mentioned adultery.

You can never be too sure

Stone them just in case like.

pipelaser

If they're not married she's still fair game

Rabidlamb

If only this lost generation could feel the warmth of a Popes visit they would return to the flock.
We got 1 million in the The Phoenix Park in '79, how many would we get today once the word has been spread ?.

Zebra3

Zebra3 wrote: »

OP never mentioned adultery.

they're not married therefore it's called adultery by some strange types

al28283

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Troll

SEPT 23 1989

I would say they leave the lights on in the bedroom as well

Plazaman

Living in sin eh?

Could be worse, they could be living in Leitrim.

curlzy

sunflower27 wrote: »

And this child, born out of wedlock, is actually playing with the other children....:eek::eek: right under all your noses :eek::eek:

Don't Sunflower, just don't, I'm crying and sweating, this is just too much. I really think you need to call the Guards AND the Bishop OP.

Markcheese

Ok , I don't quite get the gist of this post....
It's more than likely all a big mistake.... She's prob a widow who has taken in a lodger to help with costs and fitting light bulbs ect...
I don't get why she's not going to mass though.... Maybe she goes back to her home parish every Sunday to take her mammy to mass...



What else would make sense.

KTRIC

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I would say they leave the lights on in bedroom as well

Durty :eek:

MrVestek

curlzy wrote: »

To be honest I feel sick that this is happening, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

I know a bloke that's always thinking of the children.

He's been locked up though funnilly enough...

sunflower27

curlzy wrote: »

Don't Sunflower, just don't, I'm crying and sweating, this is just too much. I really think you need to call the Guards AND the Bishop OP.

I know, but you hear about these things happening in other countries, but never do you think ON YOUR OWN DOORSTEP!

:eek::eek::eek:

Rabidlamb

Markcheese wrote: »

Ok , I don't quite get the gist of this post....
It's more than likely all a big mistake.... She's prob a widow who has taken in a lodger to help with costs and fitting light bulbs ect...
I don't get why she's not going to mass though.... Maybe she goes back to her home parish every Sunday to take her mammy to mass...



What else would make sense.

No no, he's ****in her, twice some nights & not in a procreational orifice either.

sunflower27

Rabidlamb wrote: »

No no, he's ****in her, twice some nights & not in a procreational orifice either.

Oh God! So this wasn't a once-off mistake!!! :eek::eek::eek: This is just getting worse!!!!

rgmmg

The thought of the local priesthood not having unvetted access to local children disgusts me.

grumpymunster

Hang 'em and flog 'em I say

Irish Guitarist

Is it possible to blush loudly?