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I suspect my neighbours are living in sin

  • 28-02-2012 03:54PM
    #1
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
    I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up & the woman just blushed quietly.
    I notice they never leave for Mass on a Sunday morning, their car is always there.
    I took in a package from Amazon for them one day & I noticed her surname is different to his.

    I know their landlord & I feel I should report them so that he's aware of all the facts.
    I can only imagine the shame I would feel were it happening under my roof.
    Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.
    We used be so proud of our estate, terrible to see it go downhill like this.


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  • #2
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    I lol'd.


  • #3
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Cool story, bro.


  • #4
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    report them to God that'll teach em


  • #5
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    They have a TV licence though, right?


  • #6
    Brayden Millions Photocopier
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Brayden Millions Photocopier


    stone them for adultery


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  • #7
    pragmatic1
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    Call the priest quickly.


  • #8
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    You should report them - 1850 715 815.


  • #9
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭who the fug


    bluewolf wrote: »
    stone them for adultery
    You need a permit for that


  • #10
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    But how could they have had a child if they're not married? :confused:


  • #11
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I had the same problem. I informed the landlord of the issue and they were promptly evicted.

    Now a nice young couple lives there, wedding vows intact. We even attend their calf sacrifice every Sunday evening.


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  • #12
    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 9,904 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    If you are happy with non-martial family which are not as stable as martial families and hence more of drain on tax-payers and without any moral framework beyond a self-centered individualistic mindset - good for you.


  • #13
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
    I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up & the woman just blushed quietly.
    I notice they never leave for Mass on a Sunday morning, their car is always there.
    I took in a package from Amazon for them one day & I noticed her surname is different to his.

    I know their landlord & I feel I should report them so that he's aware of all the facts.
    I can only imagine the shame I would feel were it happening under my roof.
    Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.
    We used be so proud of our estate, terrible to see it go downhill like this.

    Perhaps if you slipped some pamphlets in the door that extoll the benefits of christian marriage....how the sex is better when baby Jesus approves and all that.


  • #14
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.

    hmmmm now which one of these names on the sex offender's list is yours :confused:

    Father Rabidlamb of God maybe?


  • #15
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    You call the priest OP and I'll meet you there with my shotgun

    The two of us can be witnesses and the priest will get this sorted quick


  • #16
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    The fact that there are people who still think like this in Ireland is what is really sad


  • #17
    electrobanana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50PbTompgB8


  • #18
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Manach wrote: »
    If you are happy with non-martial family which are not as stable as martial families and hence more of drain on tax-payers and without any moral framework beyond a self-centered individualistic mindset - good for you.

    So once you know you've ninjas next door, you know you're ok.


  • #19
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    How can you be proud of an estate???? Its just a bunch of houses where dole scroungers live together in squallor.

    Theyre probably saving their dole and welfare payments to get married in the future, just because you have been on the dole/welfare longer and managed to get married ten years ago doesnt make you any better than them, shame on you for looking down on those poor b'stards!


  • #20
    Auguste Comte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Auguste Comte


    bluewolf wrote: »
    stone them for adultery

    That's where it all started, first they got stoned, then..........


  • #21
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I'm here saying the rosary that your fears are not true OP!


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  • #22
    gerard65
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  • #23
    manafana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,488 ✭✭✭manafana


    i PMSL :D


  • #24
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Are you OK, OP?

    I can't imagine the shock. Now you are expected to live with the guilt of knowing this. How selfish of them.

    (((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))))))


  • #25
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    "John 8:7 - Let he is without sin cast the first stone."

    So OP, if you have everything in your house in order then take these heathens out the back and stone them. You know its your Christian duty ;)


  • #26
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Anyone can do an emergency baptism, you don't need a priest

    So good idea OP, get your bottle of holy water and run out to the green where the child is playing and save their eternal soul


  • #27
    Anyone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    I'll say a prayer for them OP


  • #28
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I think we should organise an intervention.
    We got to help those lost souls!


  • #29
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Anyone wrote: »
    I'll say a prayer for them OP

    And for the OP who has to live with this. It's horrific. :(


  • #30
    curlzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    To be honest I feel sick that this is happening, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!


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  • #31
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    A warning to all

    This is what happens when you vote in Ruari Quinn and the godless Labour party.
    Society breaks down


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