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I suspect my neighbours are living in sin

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  • #32
    Rastapitts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭Rastapitts


    down with this sort of thing!


  • #33
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,299 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    bluewolf wrote: »
    stone them for adultery

    :confused:

    OP never mentioned adultery.


  • #34
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    And this child, born out of wedlock, is actually playing with the other children....:eek::eek: right under all your noses :eek::eek:


  • #35
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    :confused:

    OP never mentioned adultery.

    You can never be too sure ;)

    Stone them just in case like.


  • #36
    pipelaser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭pipelaser


    If they're not married she's still fair game


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  • #37
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    If only this lost generation could feel the warmth of a Popes visit they would return to the flock.
    We got 1 million in the The Phoenix Park in '79, how many would we get today once the word has been spread ?.


  • #38
    Brayden Millions Photocopier
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Brayden Millions Photocopier


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    :confused:

    OP never mentioned adultery.

    they're not married therefore it's called adultery by some strange types :)


  • #39
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up

    Congratulations Mr and Mrs Troll


  • #40
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would say they leave the lights on in the bedroom as well


  • #41
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Living in sin eh?

    Could be worse, they could be living in Leitrim.


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  • #42
    curlzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    And this child, born out of wedlock, is actually playing with the other children....:eek::eek: right under all your noses :eek::eek:

    Don't Sunflower, just don't, I'm crying and sweating, this is just too much. I really think you need to call the Guards AND the Bishop OP.


  • #43
    Markcheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,240 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    Ok , I don't quite get the gist of this post....
    It's more than likely all a big mistake.... She's prob a widow who has taken in a lodger to help with costs and fitting light bulbs ect...
    I don't get why she's not going to mass though.... Maybe she goes back to her home parish every Sunday to take her mammy to mass...



    What else would make sense.

    Slava ukraini 🇺🇦



  • #44
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    I would say they leave the lights on in bedroom as well

    Durty :eek:


  • #45
    MrVestek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,296 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    curlzy wrote: »
    To be honest I feel sick that this is happening, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

    I know a bloke that's always thinking of the children.

    He's been locked up though funnilly enough...


  • #46
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    curlzy wrote: »
    Don't Sunflower, just don't, I'm crying and sweating, this is just too much. I really think you need to call the Guards AND the Bishop OP.

    I know, but you hear about these things happening in other countries, but never do you think ON YOUR OWN DOORSTEP!

    :eek::eek::eek:


  • #47
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    Markcheese wrote: »
    Ok , I don't quite get the gist of this post....
    It's more than likely all a big mistake.... She's prob a widow who has taken in a lodger to help with costs and fitting light bulbs ect...
    I don't get why she's not going to mass though.... Maybe she goes back to her home parish every Sunday to take her mammy to mass...



    What else would make sense.

    No no, he's ****in her, twice some nights & not in a procreational orifice either.


  • #48
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    No no, he's ****in her, twice some nights & not in a procreational orifice either.

    Oh God! So this wasn't a once-off mistake!!! :eek::eek::eek: This is just getting worse!!!!


  • #49
    rgmmg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    The thought of the local priesthood not having unvetted access to local children disgusts me.


  • #50
    grumpymunster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭grumpymunster


    Hang 'em and flog 'em I say


  • #51
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Is it possible to blush loudly?


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  • #52
    feelgoodinc27
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭feelgoodinc27


    Wheres a magdelene laundry when you need one


  • #53
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    rgmmg wrote: »
    The thought of the local priesthood not having unvetted access to local children disgusts me.


    I heard Fr. Feery from the next parish can save their souls with his hugs of love.
    Safe in the arms of Jesus is where they should be.


  • #54
    kevmol88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭kevmol88


    It's been going downhill since they started leaving women into public houses.:D


  • #55
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Nodin wrote: »
    Perhaps if you slipped some pamphlets in the door that extoll the benefits of christian marriage....how the sex is better when baby Jesus approves and all that.

    What is it with you shinners and printing pamphlets? ;-))


  • #56
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
    I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up & the woman just blushed quietly.
    I notice they never leave for Mass on a Sunday morning, their car is always there.
    I took in a package from Amazon for them one day & I noticed her surname is different to his.

    I know their landlord & I feel I should report them so that he's aware of all the facts.
    I can only imagine the shame I would feel were it happening under my roof.
    Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.
    We used be so proud of our estate, terrible to see it go downhill like this.
    Is it two women:eek: Hot lesbians covered in oil I bet every Sunday. Scissoring.


  • #57
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    sounds like somebodies boyfriend is staying in her council house to me.

    Where's the report button??


  • #58
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Nodin wrote: »
    Perhaps if you slipped some pamphlets in the door that extoll the benefits of christian marriage....how the sex is better when baby Jesus approves and all that.

    What is it with you shinners and printing pamphlets? ;-))


    Cheap bespoke toilet paper


  • #59
    facemelter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭facemelter


    When your telling him remember to call him Mister Jesus :P


  • #60
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH...cannnott resist.......
    OH LOOK ANOTHER ANTI CATHOLIC THREAD!!!!!:eek::eek:


    had to be done......


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  • #61
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I always make a quick visit to thunderbolts 'r us.ie whenever my neighbours are in need of divine intervention. They also provide value-packs of Vatican-approved stones, with sharpened edges for maximun blood-letting.


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