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Has anyone ever successfully given up ****?

  • 25-01-2012 12:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,790 ✭✭✭


    Curious to know / give it a go... :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    don't be silly :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I currently haven't wanked for 5 hours.

    Does that count?


    Edit - Scratch that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭dipper.meath16


    Why would you even try?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 101 ✭✭simit


    Why would you want to?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    And replace it with what exactly??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I think it's hard to break the habit on your own. I wonder would anyone be willing to give me a hand if I tried?:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Gerry Ryan - he used to a right wanker, now he doesn't **** at all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Can't. Too scared of Blue Balls Syndrome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Elba101 wrote: »
    And replace it with what exactly??

    Sex?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,790 ✭✭✭AngryLips


    simit wrote: »
    Why would you want to?


    Just out of curiousity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    i find after about 5 days of not **** when i wake up on the morning lyin face down i usully about 8 of 9 inchs off the bed being held up by my cock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    Not wishing to boast, but by the time I was 25 I had more or less pulled myself together.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    Sex?

    Can you do that by yourself now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Elba101 wrote: »
    Can you do that by yourself now?

    No need to be alone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Theres a guy in Galway who had both his arms ripped off by a tiger. I'd say he has.

    'cptr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 614 ✭✭✭colinod0806


    Sex?

    It's possible to have an active sex life and still have a **** from time to time you know;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭mandrake04




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    It's possible to have an active sex life and still have a **** from time to time you know;)

    True, I still have the odd burger now and then, even though I much prefer steak :).

    Steak can be expensive too, and sometimes not worth the necessary preparation :pac:.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101



    Yes, yes there is.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I am blue(balls?) in the face from telling ye, the bag has to be emptied regularly ffs :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭Air_Bass


    No matter how how many times I've tried to stop I could never pull it off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Why would I want to? It's the best me time there is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Why would anyone want to give it up?:confused: As Woody Allen famously pointed out, it's "sex with someone you love".:):):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    only liars, damn liars and teenagers say they don't ****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    Double amputees...the stumps chafe :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    im sure those with mobility issues such as motor nuerons disease or MS, or people paralyzed from the neck down have had to give it up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    im sure those with mobility issues such as motor nuerons disease or MS, or people paralyzed from the neck down have had to give it up

    Eh, thanks for ruining my day!!!!!!!

    I have MS and it will be a sad occasion if I ever get to the point where I can't show me the love :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    I noticed one ongoing theme in this thread...

    Candy-gal1 seems to really really be thankful for it.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Just had one in the toilet in work their.
    If anyone is reading this from my workplace I wouldn't "brush" off that wall if I were you, hard to miss, my snot is above it as well


    You'Re Welcome


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    I find that the longer I go without, the lower my standards will drop so to speak

    And being a proponent of having high standards in the opposite sex, occasional pipe cleaning becomes essential. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    Like most women Pam hates to be ignored for long...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    38 years young and still a massive wánker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I never have. Ever. True facts. I find anything sexual disgusting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    Disgusting habit.

    Worse than smoking.

    I hear its bad for the eyes...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I don't **** anymore, nowadays i just have a bit of in and out with a jam jar, make sure if you're tryin to wear a condom, means you can still eat the jam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    Disgusting habit.

    Worse than smoking.

    I hear its bad for the eyes...

    You should aim it somewhere else then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    lasted 6 weeks before as an experiment. killed me.

    standards lowered immensely and ended up with some diseased yoke with about 10 kids now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Eh, thanks for ruining my day!!!!!!!

    I have MS and it will be a sad occasion if I ever get to the point where I can't show me the love :(

    with MS i think you have bigger concerns other than tossing off besides now you can look forward to a nurse giving ya sponge baths just remember to jiz when she cleans your balls :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    Board Challenge

    No interfering with yourself for one whole week.

    Must show proof.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    with MS i think you have bigger concerns other than tossing off besides now you can look forward to a nurse giving ya sponge baths just remember to jiz when she cleans your balls :P

    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    lasted 6 weeks before as an experiment. killed me.

    standards lowered immensely and ended up with some diseased yoke with about 10 kids now!

    Was it like yellowstone in 2012?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    This lad went to extreme lengths to solve his addiction problems
    Great Success


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    derfderf wrote: »
    Was it like yellowstone in 2012?

    Yep, if yellowstone took about 30 seconds to erupt....:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't tell whether you're volunteering, or making a statement.:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    buy a voice activated vibrator then and just leave it up there all the time. just have to say "**** on" to turn it on and "**** off" when your done ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    buy a voice activated vibrator then and just leave it up there all the time. just have to say "**** on" to turn it on and "**** off" when your done ;)

    If they ever become popular I'd walk through the streets screaming "**** ON!!".

    For once I'll be able to make a girl cum!!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    Board Challenge

    No interfering with yourself for one whole week.

    Must show proof.

    A week...? At least make it a harder challenge like a month.

    No fap February anyone?
    You can still have sex tho HA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Yakult wrote: »
    A week...? At least make it a harder challenge like a month.

    No fap February anyone?
    You can still have sex tho HA

    *snigger*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    ever since i got a girlfriend........................i do it more:confused:


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