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Has anyone ever successfully given up ****?

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  • 25-01-2012 1:28pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,706 ✭✭✭


    Curious to know / give it a go... :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    don't be silly :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I currently haven't wanked for 5 hours.

    Does that count?


    Edit - Scratch that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Why?


  • Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭dipper.meath16


    Why would you even try?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 101 ✭✭simit


    Why would you want to?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    And replace it with what exactly??


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I think it's hard to break the habit on your own. I wonder would anyone be willing to give me a hand if I tried?:D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Gerry Ryan - he used to a right wanker, now he doesn't **** at all!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Can't. Too scared of Blue Balls Syndrome.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Elba101 wrote: »
    And replace it with what exactly??

    Sex?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,706 ✭✭✭AngryLips


    simit wrote: »
    Why would you want to?


    Just out of curiousity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    i find after about 5 days of not **** when i wake up on the morning lyin face down i usully about 8 of 9 inchs off the bed being held up by my cock


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    Not wishing to boast, but by the time I was 25 I had more or less pulled myself together.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    Sex?

    Can you do that by yourself now?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Elba101 wrote: »
    Can you do that by yourself now?

    No need to be alone!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Theres a guy in Galway who had both his arms ripped off by a tiger. I'd say he has.

    'cptr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 614 ✭✭✭colinod0806


    Sex?

    It's possible to have an active sex life and still have a **** from time to time you know;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭mandrake04




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    It's possible to have an active sex life and still have a **** from time to time you know;)

    True, I still have the odd burger now and then, even though I much prefer steak :).

    Steak can be expensive too, and sometimes not worth the necessary preparation :pac:.


  • Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101



    Yes, yes there is.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I am blue(balls?) in the face from telling ye, the bag has to be emptied regularly ffs :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭Air_Bass


    No matter how how many times I've tried to stop I could never pull it off


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Why would I want to? It's the best me time there is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Why would anyone want to give it up?:confused: As Woody Allen famously pointed out, it's "sex with someone you love".:):):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    only liars, damn liars and teenagers say they don't ****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    Double amputees...the stumps chafe :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    im sure those with mobility issues such as motor nuerons disease or MS, or people paralyzed from the neck down have had to give it up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    im sure those with mobility issues such as motor nuerons disease or MS, or people paralyzed from the neck down have had to give it up

    Eh, thanks for ruining my day!!!!!!!

    I have MS and it will be a sad occasion if I ever get to the point where I can't show me the love :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    I noticed one ongoing theme in this thread...

    Candy-gal1 seems to really really be thankful for it.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Just had one in the toilet in work their.
    If anyone is reading this from my workplace I wouldn't "brush" off that wall if I were you, hard to miss, my snot is above it as well


    You'Re Welcome


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